Masturbate-a-Thon 2013
Only in San Francisco
Masturbate-a-Thon 2013
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Treasure Island Flea
Fairs & Festivals
Treasure Island Flea
2nd anniversary of massive fun flea market this weekend. 200+ vendors, food trucks & carnival
Carnaval 2013
Fairs & Festivals
Carnaval 2013
The two-day street fair & grand parade returns this weekend.

Friday, May 24

“Off the Grid” Friday Night Food Truck Party | Fort Mason
Friday, May 24 – 5:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free to attend, but bring some cash for food from food trucks.
| Fort Mason Center
Over 32 food trucks and street food carts in a huge circle with a full bar and bands in the middle? Now that’s a party. Off the Grid is a weekly outdoor food truck bonanza staged every Friday from 5-10pm at the historic waterfront campus of Fort Mason Center. ...
Orange Nights: Food & Flowers | Friday Nights at the de Young Orange Nights: Food & Flowers | Friday Nights at the de Young

The Netherlands is the world’s second largest agricultural exporter, behind only the US.
On Friday, May 24, 2013, the theme of the night will celebrate the Netherlands as a world leader in agricultural production and horticulture, highlighting Dutch expertise and innovation in urban agriculture, sustainable practices, …

Berlin-Style Ping Pong Warehouse Party & Free Beer | Mission Dist.
Friday, May 24 – 6:00 pm | Cost: $7 | Z Space
Berlin-Style Ping Pong Warehouse Party & Free Beer | Mission Dist.

Party with four ping pong tables in the giant warehouse of Z Space. DJ Purple will spin with Dance Karaoke.
There’s a full bar and lots of dance floor, there’s free beer and free hard cider for the first hour. And plus, for some reason, …

Under the Influence: Performance Series | North Beach Under the Influence: Performance Series | North Beach The Emerald Tablet in North Beach hosts a homegrown performance series, Under the Influence, co-created and hosted with Quiet Lightning‘s Evan Karp. Four artists perform work by some of their major influences, followed by original work created for the show that channels that influence. Artists ...
SF Beer Olympics: Drinking Games & $2 Beers | North Beach
Friday, May 24 – 8:30 pm | Cost: FREE*
*RSVP on Facebook and your first shot is $1.
| Horizon
SF Beer Olympics: Drinking Games & $2 Beers | North Beach Meet and compete against locals, travelers, couch surfers, au pairs and hostelers. Games are free to play (including flip cup, beer pong and relays). $10 for 5 beers. Every week, there’s a different themed event. RSVP on Facebook (and like their page) and get a ...
$5 Ike’s Place Dance Party: Free Sandwiches & ’90s Jams | SoMa
Friday, May 24 – 10:00 pm | Cost: $5 | The Showdown
$5 Ike's Place Dance Party: Free Sandwiches & '90s Jams | SoMa

What’s better than grubbing on Ike’s Place sandwiches while listening to killer ’90s jams? When the sandwiches are free, that’s when.
Get pumped up for “Freaky Deaky Friday” a monthly dance party with a $5 cover, cheap drinks, ’90s DJs and free Ike’s Place sandwiches (while …

Free SF Giants Post-Game Fireworks Show | AT&T Park
Friday, May 24 – 10:15 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free to watch the fireworks from outside the stadium
| AT&T Park
Free SF Giants Post-Game Fireworks Show | AT&T Park

No need to pay to get into AT&T Park just to see the fireworks.
As soon as Timmy and the San Francisco Giants defeat the Rockies in AT&T Park on the Friday night, May 24, 2013 (game ends approx. 10:15pm), enjoy a spectacular fireworks display over …

Saturday, May 25

Santa Cruz Longboard Surf Contest | 2013
Saturday, May 25 – All Day | Cost: FREE*
*Free to watch from the shore.
| Steamer Lane (Santa Cruz)
Santa Cruz Longboard Surf Contest | 2013 Come watch the 2013 Santa Cruz Longboard Surf Contest, the longest-running longboard surf contest on the West Coast on May 25-26, 2013. Over 100 contestants take part, so come cheer on local surfers as they compete against some of the best longboarders in the state on ...
2013 Golden Gate Bonspiel: Curling Competition | Fremont
Saturday, May 25 – 8:00 am | Cost: FREE*
*Free to watch.
| Sharks Ice
2013 Golden Gate Bonspiel: Curling Competition | Fremont Come watch curlers from around the country as they compete on Memorial Day weekend in the annual Golden Gate Bonspiel at Sharks Ice in Fremont from May 24-26, 2013. The 2013 event marks the San Francisco Bay Area Curling Club’s 55th anniversary. It has become an ...
2013 Bay Area Classic Yo-Yo Contest | Golden Gate Park
Saturday, May 25 – 9:00 am | Cost: FREE | Spreckels Temple of Music
2013 Bay Area Classic Yo-Yo Contest | Golden Gate Park

2013 Bay Area Classic Contest Schedule

9-10 am – Arrival
10 am to noon – 1A Prelims (Offstage), 2A, 3A Finals (Onstage), Sports Ladder (Offstage)
Noon to 12:30 pm – Lunch
12:30-4 pm – 1A Prelims continue (Offstage), 4A, 5A, 1A Finals (Onstage)
4 pm – Awards Ceremony

Treasure Island Flea: 2nd Anniversary Party | Saturday Treasure Island Flea: 2nd Anniversary Party | Saturday

Treasure Island Flea is turning two on May 25-26, 2013 (Memorial Day Weekend) so FunCheap is helping celebrating by throwing a mini-carnival.
TREASURE ISLAND FLEA | 2ND BIRTHDAY PARTY
May 25-26, 2013 (10 am-4 pm)
The Great Lawn, Treasure Island, SF
$3 Admission
EXCLUSIVE FUNCHEAP FREEBIES FOR RSVPS
RSVP on Facebook …

San Francisco Carnaval Festival 2013: Saturday | Mission
Saturday, May 25 – 10:00 am | Cost: FREE*
*Free, but donations accepted
| Harrison Street
San Francisco Carnaval Festival 2013: Saturday | Mission

The 2013 San Francisco Carnaval Festival entertainment and activities:

Entertainment: Local and visiting artists featuring Latin and Caribbean music and dance. DJs will be spinning Cumbia, Cha Cha Cha, Tango, Salsa, Hip Hop Rancheras, Samba, and Reggae on every street corner of the festival.
Arte Expo: The Mexican Museum …

Visitacion Valley Part I: Rare Walking Tour | SF City Guides
Saturday, May 25 – 10:00 am | Cost: FREE*
*Free, but donations are accepted. Some tours may be limited in size.
| 45 Leland Ave.
Visitacion Valley Part I: Rare Walking Tour | SF City Guides

Explore Visitacion Valley, named by 18th-century Spaniards lost in the fog and part of the only local land grant deeded to an Anglo.
The morning’s focus is on the valley’s commerce, transportation, and development, including a foray through Little Hollywood and ending at Silvestri’s showroom.
May 2013 …

Bungalows of Westwood Park: Rare Walking Tour | SF City Guides
Saturday, May 25 – 10:00 am | Cost: FREE*
*Free, but donations are accepted. Some tours may be limited in size.
| Ocean & Faxon Avenues
Bungalows of Westwood Park: Rare Walking Tour | SF City Guides

Craftsman, English Tudor, Spanish Revival, Colonial Revival… you’ll see all these styles and more strolling through this west side neighborhood of 650 cozy bungalows built for middle class San Franciscans in the early 20th century.
May 2013 Tours:

Saturday, May 11 at 10 am
Saturday, May 25 at 10 …

Treasure Island Flea: VIP Food & Wine Tickets | May 25-26 Treasure Island Flea: VIP Food & Wine Tickets | May 25-26

The Treasure Island Flea is a fun, two-day bazaar & flea market celebrating its 2nd birthday on May 25-26, 2013. They have 200+ curated vendors, lots of food trucks, DIY classes, and over 15,000 people attending each month.
General admission is $3, but Funcheap is offering …

Hot Rod & Custom 1920-1960s Classic Car Show | Jack London Square
Saturday, May 25 – 10:00 am | Cost: FREE | Jack London Square
Hot Rod & Custom 1920-1960s Classic Car Show | Jack London Square

View more than 65 classic cars from the 1920s to 1960s on display throughout Jack London Square including: 1932 Fords, 1951 Mercurys, 1954 Chevys, Model A’s, Roadsters,1936 Fords and Thunderbirds on May 25, 2013.
Enjoy live music, food and fun on the Oakland Waterfront.

Market to Table: Chef Charles Phan Interview, Demo & Tastings | SF
Saturday, May 25 – 11:00 am | Cost: FREE*
*Free, but an RSVP is required.
| Two Embarcadero Center
Market to Table: Chef Charles Phan Interview, Demo & Tastings | SF

Saturday, May 25th: Charles Phan - Owner and Executive Chef of The Slanted Door, Heaven’s Dog, Out the Door, The Academy Cafe, Greencap Catering, The Moss Room, and Hardwater

Heritage Sites Walking Tour | Presidio
Saturday, May 25 – 11:00 am | Cost: FREE*
*Free, but an RSVP is requested to rsvp@presidiotrust.gov.
| Montgomery Street Barracks
Heritage Sites Walking Tour | Presidio

Come explore the changes that are being made on the Presidio’s Main Post. Presidio Trust specialists will discuss transformations including the Main Parade lawn, the Officers’ Club rehabilitation, and the interpretive adobe walls being constructed along Mesa Street.
Free, but an RSVP is requested to rsvp@presidiotrust.gov.
This program …

2013 Champions League Final: Dortmund v. Bayern | Shanghai Kelly’s
Saturday, May 25 – 11:30 am | Cost: FREE | Shanghai Kelly's
2013 Champions League Final: Dortmund v. Bayern | Shanghai Kelly's

The UEFA Champions League is wrapping up with an all-German showdown as Borussia Dortmund meet FC Bayern München at Wembley Stadium in London.
This occasion means lots of beer, food and screaming fans all over Europe, and Shanghai Kelly will uphold the tradition with their annual party …

German Beer & Sausage Festival | SoMa
Saturday, May 25 – 11:45 am | Cost: FREE*
*Free admission with RSVP - Bring money for food and drinks.
| SoMa StrEat Food Park
German Beer & Sausage Festival | SoMa

Grab some German lager, grub on schnitzel and sausages from a bevy of food trucks, listen to some traditional German music, and watch live German soccer on the TVs.
FREE – RSVP on Facebook
Settle in to watch the all-German final of the 2013 UEFA Champions League on five …

Classic Cars, Food, Beer, Ping Pong & Art Fest | Oakland
Saturday, May 25 – All Day | Cost: FREE*
*Free, but bring money for food & drinks.
| Classic Cars West
Classic Cars, Food, Beer, Ping Pong & Art Fest | Oakland Classic Cars West invites you back to The Yard for a weekly daytime food, beer, ping pong, art and classic car party in Oakland.  Every Saturday from noon ’til dusk, the event will feature a rotating pop-up food menu from local purveyors and craft beer by Oakland’s ...
Clitoral Mass: Women’s Bike Ride, Yoga & DJs | Oakland
Saturday, May 25 – 12:00 pm | Cost: FREE | Lake Merritt
Clitoral Mass: Women's Bike Ride, Yoga & DJs | Oakland

In 2013, six cities including Oakland, LA, Chicago, NYC, Atlanta and Toronto will participate in a six city Clitoral Mass.
Oakland will celebrate with a pre-ride yoga session and an after-party with DJs and food.
Noon: Pre-Ride Activities
Lake Merrit Pillars (577 Grand Ave)

Safety checks and minor repairs
Yoga for …

Free Jazz & Blues Concert in the Park: Red Hot Skillet Lickers | Yerba Buena Gardens
Saturday, May 25 – 1:00 pm | Cost: FREE | Yerba Buena Gardens
Free Jazz & Blues Concert in the Park: Red Hot Skillet Lickers | Yerba Buena Gardens

The Queen of classic jazz and blues is back with her “little big band,” the Red Hot Skillet Lickers, featuring the sensational Big Bones, one of the world’s great blues harmonica players.
Lavay Smith’s all-star 7-piece band will perform a wide selection of instrumental and vocal …

Visitacion Valley Part II: Rare Walking Tour | SF City Guides
Saturday, May 25 – 2:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free, but donations are accepted. Some tours may be limited in size.
| 45 Leland Ave.
Visitacion Valley Part II: Rare Walking Tour | SF City Guides

Explore Visitacion Valley, named by 18th-century Spaniards lost in the fog and part of the only local land grant deeded to an Anglo.
The afternoon tour concentrates on community life – including Eichler housing, a Julia Morgan church, landscaped greenways, and more – in the “Valley …

Roots & Rhythm: “The Soul Kitchen” All Vinyl Edition | Amoeba SF
Saturday, May 25 – 2:00 pm | Cost: FREE | Amoeba Music (SF)
Roots & Rhythm:

Join Amoeba SF from 2-5 pm on Saturday, May 25, 2013, as DJ Harry Duncan kicks off Memorial Day weekend with an All Vinyl Special Edition of the Roots & Rhythm Series.
Duncan’s award-winning In The Soul Kitchen music mix — with a wide variety of …