Every December, dozens of Santas take over the streets in an anarchy holiday march. SF Santas meet at the Carousel at Pier 39 no later than 10am, East Bay Santas meet at Heinhold’s First and Last Chance in Jack London Square at 11am. Then you’re off to deflower virgin territory as a giant mob. It’s fun to watch, and it’s even more fun to participate. $12 pays for transportation to all the different locales.

It is strongly suggested that you register for www.txtmob.com and join the “santarchy” group: www.txtmob.com/group_info.php

Normally the Santas do all their work on foot but this year there will be wheels, so if you want to join bring $12 for transportation.  (In small bills, preferably.) That’s right. Santa’s a bitch and he’s too fucking drunk and fat to walk around. This year, he spreads cheer on his ass with a beer.

As this is a 21+ event, please remember to bring your ID and have it easily accessible to show bar staff.