Cyclecide (a troupe of welders, musicians, clowns, and general nutcases) presents a free Bike Rodeo and concert for New Year’s Eve. No rides this time, but there will be five live bands (starting promptly at 8:30p), plus juggling clowns and  Corky, Cyclecide’s newest stunt “midget.” There’s be a bar with $2 beers and $3 cocktails, There will be heat and fire sources as well. We found out about this event from one of our favorite city resources, Squid List

WHY: Because everybody knows New Year’s Eve is always an overpriced, disappointing bore. Unless you’re surrounded by bike parts and fire barrels in the ghetto, drinking Pabst and cheap cocktails with all your favorite dirtbags.

HOW MUCH: Free, duh! But please buy drinks, because we need to pay rent on the clubhouse and recoup expenses from our last tour. Donations from teetotalers welcome also. $2 beers; $3 cocktails.

AND DON’T FORGET: Dress warmly and wear comfortable shoes. You will be climbing around outside like an idiot while all the other rubes in town put on loafers and high-heeled stilts to jam themselves into techno-infested hellholes of insanity. There will be heat and fire sources, trust us.

8pm - 2 or 3am. (First band goes on at 8:30 sharp.)

Featuring (in order of first to last):
DJ Big Daddy
The Thripps
Tiger Honeypot
Trainwreck Riders
Whores of War
Hammer Horror Classics