A perfectly San Francisco event, watch (or participate) in several live Masturbate-a-thons. Will previous records be broken? (8.5 hours for men, 6.5 hours for women, 49 orgasms, 36 inches for longest “squirt”) Masturbation coaches on hand to help teach you the ropes, The Nudes News with sex educators Dr. Carol Queen and Nina Hartley, The Screaming Streaming Stage. Plus featured guest “Performers” Robert Black and Madison Young. At $20 to participate, $40 for voyeurs it’s a bit spendier than our normal funcheap listings, but we think it’s worth the, er… uh… “splurge”

Sunday, May 25th, 2008
General Performers & Admission: 3:00 pm - 10:00 pm
Longevity Competitors: 12:00 pm until the record is broken

2008 Masturbate-a-thon Competitions

Longest Squirt Distance New!
An area will be set up so that participants can compete for longest squirting/ejaculation distance. This will be a mixed gender event and whoever goes the fluid distance wins! This contest will be held at 7 pm.

Longest Time Spent Masturbating
How long can people masturbate? Well, the current record is over 8 hours. Bend your gender expectations; that participant was 100% male. Winners will be awarded in as many gender categories as are appropriate.

Most Orgasms
Multiple orgasms aren’t just for females. The Masturbate-a-Thon record for most male orgasms is 6! Of course, women are a little ahead in this game with a record of 49 orgasm in a single masturbate-a-thon event. Wow! Men, women and any other declared gender category will compete for their own multi-orgasmic titles.

Tag Team Fun
This is a tag team race like you have never seen. Team members tag each other for a place change in the masturbation arena.

Entertainment

The Nudes News
Amazing sex educators Dr. Carol Queen and Nina Hartley, the world-renowned author of Nina Hartley’s Guide to Total Sex will do what they can to keep their hands above the belt and deliver the news as it happens. What news are we talking about? Exciting developments in orgasmic records. Or just fabulous fun in general. Expect masturbation-positive info, fun facts, and interviews with past and current participants.

The Screaming Streaming Stage
All those pros and amateur exhibitionists whose rocks get off so much better with an audience will have the whole watching internet at their disposal. In the middle of the room will be a raised stage featuring anyone who likes to be watched, whether remotely or in person. Expect women, men, and everybody else — these are mostly your friends and neighbors, not sex pros. Real masturbation, the way real people do it. Plus — special wankerrific performances