The season of Cardboard Tubes is upon us. On Sunday, May 25, 2008 the first San Francisco CTFL (Cardboard Tube Fighting League) Tournament of the season will be held at Corona Heights. Look for prizes that include, but are not limited to, a legendary tube belonging to the most famous Musketeer in history, and that of a well known, and bloodthirsty, pirate. Bring water and a creative set of cardboard armor, hone your skills, and prepare for a tournament of epic proportions. Tubes will be provided

When:
Sunday, May 25, 2008 at 4pm

Where:
Corona Heights Park
Roosevelt Way at Museum Way,
San Francisco, California 94112

Why:
The CTFL was created out of a desperate need to better train and arm citizens with cardboard tubes. While many speculate that our fore fathers, when drafting the constitution, originally intended the fourth amendment to refer to fire arms, there is now a small group of non-academics who believe that they were more likely referring to elite militias of card board tube wielding ninjas. While this training often takes place during childhood, it is discarded by adults who remain uneducated about the importance of such practices. The goal of the CTFL is to provide organized cardboard tube based events that help spread cardboard awareness.

What: Cardboard Tube Fighting League Tournament
Where: Corona Heights
When: Sunday, May 25, 2008 at 4pm
Entry Fee: Free, tubes provided.
What to bring: Water, cardboard armor, costumes are highly encouraged. Tubes will be supplied.
What to expect: Welts and possibly bruises.

What: Cardboard Tube Fighting League Battle
Where: Dolores Park
When: Sunday, June 29, 2008 at 4pm
Entry Fee: Free, tubes provided.
What to bring: Water, cardboard armor, costumes are highly encouraged. Tubes will be supplied.
What to expect: Welts and possibly bruises.