Normally you go to the movies to see a great, flick right? Turn that on it’s head, throw in a couple of wisecracking hosts and some free popcorn and you’ve got the Dark Room’s “Bad Movie Night.” Every Sunday, the Dark Room picks an awful film and has three comedians with microphones pointing out just how terrible the film is… in the tradition of Mystery Science Theater 3000, except you can’t tell which ones are the robots. $5 includes free popcorn. August 2008 is Legendary Flops Month - Bruce Willis’ Hudson Hawk plays on August 3rd. Other shitty films throughout the month include Waterworld and Howard the Duck.

——- LEGENDARY FLOPS MONTH - AUG 08 —————–

August 3, 2008 Hudson Hawk
Bruce Willis’s ego costs $65M and grosses $17M. In 1991 dollars, no less.
Smirky wackiness ensues.
Hosts: Sherilyn Connelly, Mike Spiegelman, Damien Chacona, Andy Wenger and other moonlighters.

August 10, 2008 Waterworld
Kevin Costner’s ego costs $175M and grosses $88M. (Domestically. Yes,
we know that with foreign and ancillary markets, the movie eventually
recouped its costs. That’s not the point.)
Pandemonium’s hairline recedes.
Hosts: Jim Fourniadis, Sherilyn Connelly, A.J. Margolis and other pee-drinking fish-people.

August 17, 2008 Leonard Part 6
Nobody knows how much Bill Cosby’s ego costs, but it only grosses
$4.6M. Which ain’t much, even in 1986.
Wackiness (which goes great with Jell-O Pudding Pops!) ensues.
Hosts: Sherilyn Connelly, Mike Spiegelman, Mikl-Em and other mushmouths.

August 24, 2008 Last Action Hero
The Governator’s ego costs $85M and grosses $50M.
Pumped-up pandemonium reigns (again).
Hosts: Jim Fourniadis, Sherilyn Connelly, Rhiannon Charisse and other hummers.

August 31, 2008 Howard The Duck
George Lucas’s poor judgment costs $30M and grosses $15M.
Wacky bestiality ensues.
Hosts: Sherilyn Connelly, Rimma Dreyband, Mike Spigelman and other animatronic fowl.