Put on your spandex, smuggle in some booze and be prepared to pump it in the park with “Critical Ass” – a quasi-weekly dance party / Jane Fonda-esque workout session in Dolores Park led by choreographer Pearl Marill and other fitness/dance instructors wearing bright colors and leading synchronized cherry pickers to Top 40 jams and dance-club remixes.
And sometimes, if you’re lucky, the event ends celebratory freeze dance competition where the winner gets a free pair of new spandex legging
Rain cancels, bad fashion sense does not.
What is Critical Ass?
Can you just bounce with us in spandex and then sit and watch some dance? yes. Can you opt out of the class portion and just perform some exciting idea you want to play with, or work in progress you already have? YES. The point of this event is to bring people together on a day we just wanna hang out anyway, and make it fun, and wildly entertaining for ourselves and the dolores park goer’s around us. So come with some tight spandex pants, an idea, or a picnic blanket and cocktail and enjoy in whatever capacity you want
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Submitted by Johnny Funcheap