Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Jericho: Urban Nerf Gun Spy Game | SF
Wednesday, March 15 – 7:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free, but an RSVP is required via Meetup.com
| Secret Location (SF)

Spy like a lion or die like a lamb. After taking a 3 month break from Union Square, its about time they come back & prove that this is their stomping more...

7:30 pm“All the News I Need” Book Talk & Signing | SF   FREE*
*Free but an RSVP is appreciated.
8:00 pmFuncheap’s Free Comedy Night w/ Hella Funny | Cobb’s Comedy Club   FREE*
*Free with RSVP. Must arrive by 7:30pm for guaranteed entry. All shows are 18 & over with valid photo ID. Like most comedy clubs, there is a two drink minimum.
8:00 pmWorld-Premiere Comedic Play “FLIM-FLAM” by John Fisher | Eureka Theatre   FREE*
*Free, by entering the discount code FLIMCAST when you register online.
9:30 pmReal Live Comedians Showcase | Piano Fight   FREE*
*Limited free tickets with RSVP for Funcheapers; otherwise admission is $10 online or $15 at the door.
10:00 pmBaked Beliefs: An Improv Comedy Show | SF   $5*
*$5 or free for Endgames Improv students.

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Free Museum & Gallery Crawl: Yerba Buena Third Thursdays | SoMa

Yerba Buena Third Thursdays is a monthly outing of art, performance, music, and drinks in the Yerba Buena neighborhood in the heart of downtown San Francisco, between 2nd and 5th Street, more...

5:00 pmGame Night Happy Hour, Trivia & Relay Races | SF   FREE*
*No cost to get in the door or play games. Food and Drinks will need to be purchased.
6:00 pmExploratorium After Dark: Everything Matters | Pier 15   $15*
*$15 General; $10 Members; Free for Lab Members ($10 Add-On Ticket for the Tactile Dome) Adults Only (18+)
6:00 pmFree Yoga Class Among Stained Glass | SF   FREE*
*Bring your own mat. This is a donation-based yoga class. They encourage those who can to donate $10. However, no one is ever turned away due to a lack of funds.
6:00 pmNocturnal NightLife | California Academy of Sciences   $15*
*Tickets are $15 ($12 for Academy members)
7:00 pm“Temporary People” Book Reading | City Lights   FREE
8:00 pmFuncheap’s Free Comedy Night w/ Hella Funny | Cobb’s Comedy Club   FREE*
*Free with RSVP. Must arrive by 7:30pm for guaranteed entry. All shows are 18 & over with valid photo ID. Like most comedy clubs, there is a two drink minimum.


Friday, March 17, 2017

California Academy of Sciences | Free Day for Hayes Valley & SoMa Residents
Friday, March 17 – All Day | Cost: FREE*
*Proof of neighborhood residency required
| California Academy of Sciences

California Academy of Sciences Each San Francisco neighborhood (defined by zipcode) can visit the California Academy of Sciences for free over a three-day weekend (Friday, Saturday, or Sunday) in the spring and fall more...

5:00 pmFree Family Dinner & Movie | SF   FREE
5:00 pm“Off the Grid” Friday Night Food Truck Party | Fort Mason   FREE*
*Free to attend, but bring some cash for food purchases.
5:00 pm“3rd On Third” Arts & Music | Bayview   FREE

Saturday, March 18, 2017

California Academy of Sciences | Free Day for Tenderloin & Potrero Hill Residents
Saturday, March 18 – All Day | Cost: FREE*
*Proof of neighborhood residency required
| California Academy of Sciences

California Academy of Sciences Each San Francisco neighborhood (defined by zipcode) can visit the California Academy of Sciences for free over a three-day weekend (Friday, Saturday, or Sunday) in the spring and fall more...

All DayFree PresidiGo Shuttle | Downtown to Presidio   FREE
All DayTax Aid: Free Professional Tax Help | SF   FREE
12:00 pmSan Francisco’s “Blessing of the Lowriders” & First Cruise of 2017 | SF   FREE
12:00 pmBeer, Dunes & Trains: The Lost Industrial Landscape | SF   $10*
*A sliding scale donation of $10-$20. An RSVP is required.
2:00 pmAnime & Manga Club: An Afternoon Full Of Fun | SF   FREE
2:30 pm“Brides of March” 2017 Wedding Dress Pub Crawl | SF   FREE
3:00 pmHuman Or Zombie Live-Action Game of Tag | SF   FREE*
*Free but an RSVP is required. Bring your own materials. i.e. Nerf guns, bandanna, water, etc.
3:00 pmArt in the Park: Live Music, Arts & Spoken Word | Tenderloin   FREE
7:30 pmWin Tix: Giants of Jazz on Film: Jazz West Coast | JCCSF   WIN
8:00 pm“Nightlife on Mars” Underground Comedy Night | SF   FREE*
*Free tickets with promo code 'cheapbastard'. Otherwise, it's $5.
8:00 pmFinal Day: World-Premiere Comedic Play “FLIM-FLAM” by John Fisher | Eureka Theatre   FREE*
*Free, by entering the discount code FLIMCAST when you register online.
9:00 pmThe Queen is Dead: Morrissey & The Smiths Dance Party | SF   $5*
*Typically $5 at the door. But some months they do change more depending on the event theme or if there's a live band
9:00 pm“Fringe” Indie Music Video Party | Madrone Art Bar   FREE*
*Free before 10 pm with RSVP on Facebook; otherwise, it's $5. 21+
11:59 pmSan Francisco Midnight Mystery Ride | SF   FREE

Sunday, March 19, 2017

California Academy of Sciences | Free Day for Mission Bay & Vistacion Valley Residents
Sunday, March 19 – All Day | Cost: FREE*
*Proof of neighborhood residency required
| California Academy of Sciences

California Academy of Sciences Each San Francisco neighborhood (defined by zipcode) can visit the California Academy of Sciences for free over a three-day weekend (Friday, Saturday, or Sunday) in the spring and fall more...

11:00 amOff the Grid: Presidio Picnic & Food Truck Party 2017 Season Kick-Off | SF   FREE*
*Free admission, but bring money for food, drinks and some entertainment.
12:30 pmFree Monthly Yoga Class for Beginners | SF   FREE*
*Free but an RSVP is required.
3:00 pmSF’s “Antique Vibrator Museum” Free Guided Tour Day | Good Vibrations   FREE*
*Free, but you must RSVP at least 72 hours in advance by calling the Polk St. store location at (415) 345-0400.

Monday, March 20, 2017

3:00 pmTour of Diego Rivera’s 1st US Mural | Union Square  FREE*
*Free, but an RSVP is required. Please note, the tour is limited to 25 people.
7:30 pm“The New Old Me” Book Talk & Signing | SF  FREE*
*Free but an RSVP is appreciated.
8:00 pm“Resistance is Futile” Free Comedy Night | SF  FREE

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

5:30 pmThe Stinky Cheese Club | Bender’s  FREE*
*Bring in a good cheese to share and get a free drink.
6:30 pmPoetry Tuesdays at the Library | North Beach  FREE
7:00 pmYum & Yummer: A Comedy Showcase | SF  FREE
7:00 pmFree Astronomy Lecture | Presidio  FREE
8:00 pmMilkin’ It: Tuesday Night Free Comedy | Upper Haight  FREE*
*Free, but donations are appreciated.

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Back To The Summer of Love: 1960's Tunes & Trivia | The Presidio
Wednesday, March 22 – 7:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free, but bring money for food and drinks.
| Presidio Officers' Club

The Presidio Officers’ Club takes it back 50 years to the Summer of Love with classic 1960s tunes, dancing, and historic pop culture trivia. Boost your energy during this mid-week social more...

5:30 pmFree Laughter Yoga Class | UCSF  FREE
7:00 pm“The Idiot” Book Release | City Lights  FREE
7:30 pm“All Grown Up” Book Talk & Signing | SF   FREE*
*Free but an RSVP is appreciated.
7:30 pmShaping San Francisco: The 1980s Movements Talk | Mission Dist.   FREE

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Exploratorium After Dark: The Universe in Full Spectrum | Pier 15

Join Exploratorium scientist Ron Hipschman for colorful explorations of the physical world. People tend to think of “home” as the building in which they live, or the town or city where they more...

6:00 pmRobot NightLife | California Academy of Sciences   $15*
*Tickets are $15 ($12 for Academy members)
7:30 pmClassic Mexican Movie Night (1930s-50s) & Mezcal Tasting | SF   $8
8:00 pmFree Standup Comedy in a Barber Shop | SF   FREE*
*Free, but donations are accepted.

Friday, March 24, 2017

Friday, March 24 – 5:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free to attend, but bring some cash for food purchases.
| Fort Mason Center

Photo | Off the Grid Nearly 30 food vendors in a huge circle with a full bar and bands in the middle? Now that’s a party; it’s also California’s largest weekly street food market.  Off more...

3:00 pm“The World to Come” A Collection of Short Stories | City Lights  FREE
6:00 pmFree Vegetarian Dinner Night | SF   FREE
7:00 pmFeral Fourth Fridays Urban Square Dance & Live Music | SF   $5*
*They ask for a $5-$10 donation.

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Free
Saturday, March 25 – 12:00 am | Cost: FREE | Ferry Building

Stop by the CUESA Classroom for a cooking demo featuring the seasonal bounty of the Ferry Plaza Farmers Market. Monica Bhagwan has been Leah’s Pantry Program Manager since 2013. Monica, who is more...

All DayTax Aid: Free Professional Tax Help | SF   FREE
12:00 pmLyrical Workshop: Emerge With Better Songs | SF   FREE*
*Free but an RSVP is required.
7:00 pmBrave New Jokes: Comedy Showcase | Mission Dist.   FREE*
*Free with code "funcheapbaby" on Eventbrite; otherwise, it's $5.

Sunday, March 26, 2017

Treasure Island Flea
Sunday, March 26 – All Day | Cost: $3 | Treasure Island Flea (East Location)

Photo | Treasure Island Flea The Treasure Island Flea is a modern urban market for 15,000+ each month that houses around 400 curated vendors selling originally-made and designed items, artists, and antique/vintage collectors. Plus there’s more...

11:00 amOff the Grid: Presidio Picnic & Food Truck Party | SF   FREE*
*Free admission, but bring money for food, drinks and some entertainment.
6:00 pm’90s Simpsons Trivia Night & Watch Party | Mission Dist.   FREE

Monday, March 27, 2017

Monday Night Comedy with Free Cake | Blondies
Monday, March 27 – 8:30 pm | Cost: FREE | Blondie's Bar & No Grill

More Fun at Blondie’s celebrates the best comedians in the Bay every 4th Monday of the month with a free comedy show and free cake.  

7:00 pm“Odd” Strange Stand-Up Comedy & Drink Specials | SF  FREE
7:30 pm“The World to Come” Book Talk & Signing | SF  FREE*
*Free but an RSVP is requested.
8:30 pmLaughgasm: Monday Comedy at the Rite Spot | SF   FREE

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Free Guided Tours of 9th Circuit Court of Appeals | SF
Tuesday, March 28 – 1:00 pm | Cost: FREE | James R. Browning U.S. Court of Appeals Building

Sam Wheeler CC via Wikipedia The James R. Browning U.S. Courthouse, a National Historic Landmark, is located at the corner of Seventh and Mission Streets in San Francisco. The public entrance is more...

6:30 pmPoetry Tuesdays at the Library | North Beach   FREE
6:30 pmCookies & Comedy Night | SF   FREE
8:00 pmHaight Street Comedy Night, Games & Prizes | SF   FREE

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

8:00 pmFree Improv Class & BYOB Wednesday | SF  FREE*
*Free, but there is a suggested donation of $5-15

Thursday, March 30, 2017

7:00 pm“The Painted Gun” Book Release | City Lights  FREE

Friday, March 31, 2017

2017 Magnolia Bloom: Last Blossoms of the Season | SF Botanical Garden

One of San Francisco’s most breathtaking natural marvels, the annual bloom of nearly 100 rare and historic magnolias with trees reaching 80 feet, is at its peak from mid-January through March at the SF more...

5:00 pm“Off the Grid” Friday Night Food Truck Party | Fort Mason   FREE*
*Free to attend, but bring some cash for food purchases.
7:00 pmSan Francisco Beard & Mustache Club | Mission Dist.   FREE
7:30 pm11th Annual Speakeasy Circus: Live Jazz, Aerial Performance & Open Bar | SF   $20*
*$20 general admission / $10 for AcroSports students
7:45 pmLast Fridays Outdoor Movie Night “Forrest Gump” | Pier 39   FREE

Saturday, April 1, 2017

Bank of America Free Museum Weekend

Holders of Bank of America or Merrill Lynch credit cards and debit cards get free admission to six Bay Area museums and two Sacramento museums for the first weekend each month. Bank more...

9:00 amGarden Volunteer Workparty “Kezar Triangle” | Golden Gate Park  FREE*
*Please RSVP to recparkvolunteer@sfgov.org.
All DayTax Aid: Free Professional Tax Help | SF   FREE
10:30 amJoanne Weir Free Cooking Demo & Tasting | Ferry Plaza Farmers Market   FREE
8:00 pmSea Chantey Sing Along Aboard Historic Ship | SF   FREE*
*RSVP required 415-561-7171 or peter_kasin@nps.gov, Bring a mug for cider
8:00 pm“Nightlife on Mars” Underground Comedy Night | SF   FREE*
*Free tickets with promo code 'cheapbastard'. Otherwise, it's $5.
9:00 pmPush The Feeling DJ Night | Lower Haight   FREE*
*Free before 10 pm, but an RSVP is required. Otherwise, it's $6.

Sunday, April 2, 2017

Asian Art Museum Free Admission Day | SF
Sunday, April 2 – 10:00 am | Cost: FREE*
*Special exhibitions may require separate admission surcharge
| Asian Art Museum

The Asian Art Museum of San Francisco is one of the largest museums in the Western world devoted exclusively to Asian Art, with a collection of over 18,000 artworks spanning 6,000 more...

10:00 amFree First Sunday | Chinese Historical Society   FREE
All DayBank of America Free Museum Weekend   FREE*
*Free for Bank of America or Merrill Lynch Card Holders. Some venues may be closed on certain days; please confirm directly with participating museums.
11:00 amOff the Grid: Presidio Picnic & Food Truck Party | SF   FREE*
*Free admission, but bring money for food, drinks and some entertainment.
12:30 pmFree Monthly Yoga Class for Beginners | SF   FREE*
*Free but an RSVP is required.
7:00 pmAttractive Camp: Stand-Up Comedy Show | SF   $6*
*$6 when you use promo code "funcheapbaby". Otherwise, it's $12 online or $15 at the door.

Monday, April 3, 2017

8:00 pm“Where’s The Local Talent?” Comedy Night | SF  FREE
8:00 pmFree Cutting-Edge Avant Garde Concert | Make-Out Room  FREE

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Legion of Honor Free Admission Day | First Tuesdays
Tuesday, April 4 – 9:30 am | Cost: FREE*
*Free admission to general galleries; special exhibition fees still apply
| Legion of Honor

The Legion of Honor displays a collection of 4,000 years of ancient and European art in an exquisite Beaux-Arts building in an unforgettable setting overlooking the Golden Gate Bridge. Normally admission is more...

9:30 amde Young Museum Free Admission Day | First Tuesdays   FREE*
*Free admission to general galleries; special exhibition fees still apply
10:00 amConservatory of Flowers: Free Admission Day | GG Park   FREE
11:00 amContemporary Jewish Museum Free Admission Day | First Tuesdays   FREE
11:00 amYerba Buena Center for the Arts (YBCA) | Free First Tuesdays   FREE
11:00 amFree Admission Day: Museum of Craft and Design | Dogpatch   FREE