Saturday, May 17, 2014

New Wave Dance Party | SoMa
Saturday, May 17 – 9:00 pm | Cost: $7*
*$7 before 10pm / $12 after
| The Cat Club

Every third Saturday, join New Wave City at The Cat Club to dance to the best of New Wave music, videos, lights, and go-go cages with your hosts and DJs since more...

9:00 pmThe Queen is Dead: Morrissey & The Smiths Dance Party | SF   FREE*
*Free with an RSVP, or $5 at the door.
9:00 pm“Fringe” Indie Music Video Party | SF   FREE*
*Free before 10pm with RSVP on Facebook. Otherwise $5. 21+
11:59 pmSan Francisco Midnight Mystery Ride | SF   FREE

Sunday, May 18, 2014

Bay to Breakers 2014 | SF

Bring your costumed, your semi-naked and your beer (try to be discreet) and participate in one of the largest races in America – one of the most strange and “San Francentric.” more...

9:00 pmThe Dark Wave Rises: Goth Dance Party | SF   FREE
9:00 pm“Return of the Cypher” Hip-Hop & Beatbox Jam | Boom Boom Room   FREE


Monday, May 19, 2014

Tour of Diego Rivera's 1st US Mural | Union Square

The mural “Allegory of California” graces the stairwell of the City Club (formerly the Pacific Stock Exchange Club). Normally closed the public, this is an opportunity to see the first mural more...

8:00 pmThe Lit Slam: Page Meets Stage Poetry | SF   $8*
*$8 when you mention FuncheapSF at the door. Otherwise it's $10.
8:00 pmMelt the Mic Free Comedy Night | North Beach   FREE
9:00 pmFree Comedy: Live at Deluxe | SF   FREE

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

The Stinky Cheese Club | Bender's
Tuesday, May 20 – 5:30 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Bring in a good cheese to share and get a free drink.
| Bender's Bar & Grill

Mmm… tasty, smelly, stinky cheese. Bender’s hosts their monthly meeting of The Stinky Cheese Club. Bring in some cheese, crackers, fruit, veggies, etc…  (make it something impressive, not just the cheapest more...

6:15 pmYoga on the Labyrinth: Meditation & Live Music | Grace Cathedral   FREE*
*Donations accepted.
8:00 pmMilkin’ It: Tuesday Night Free Comedy | Upper Haight   FREE*
*Free, but donations are appreciated.
9:00 pmBhangra, Bass & Tribal Fusion Belly Dance Night | SoMa   FREE*
*Free before 9:30 pm. $5 after. 2-for-1 before 11 pm with mention at the door. All proceeds go to the performers sharing their art with you.
10:00 pmBig Hair Bingo: Free PB&J Sandwich Bar & Prizes | SF   FREE*
*Free, but you must have big hair or wear a wig.

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Westin St. Francis 110th Anniversary Free Historic Tour | SF
Wednesday, May 21 – 1:10 pm | Cost: FREE | The Westin St. Francis

Throughout 2014, guests and locals will have the opportunity to learn about the Westin St. Francis’s rich history during complimentary tours held on the 21st of each month at 1:10 pm. From more...

7:00 pmFree Comedy Night with Danny Dechi | Outer Richmond   FREE
7:30 pmNerd Nite: Geeky Lectures in a Rock Club | Rickshaw Stop   $8
8:00 pmReal Live Comedians Showcase | Mission Dist.   FREE*
*Free, but an RSVP is required by email to RealLiveComedians@gmail.com at least 3 hours before the event. Otherwise admission is $10. Donations are welcome.
8:00 pmFree Comedy: Comikaze Lounge | SF   FREE

Thursday, May 22, 2014

8:30 pm“Nightlife on Mars” Underground Comedy Night | SF  FREE

Friday, May 23, 2014

Friday, May 23 – 5:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free to attend, but bring some cash for food from food trucks.
| Fort Mason Center

Over 32 food trucks and street food carts in a huge circle with a full bar and bands in the middle? Now that’s a party. Off the Grid is a weekly outdoor food more...

5:00 pmFree Family Dinner & Movie | SF  FREE*
*Free, but an RSVP is required by calling Priscilla at 415-406-1367. Space is limited.
5:00 pmFriday Nights at the de Young | Golden Gate Park   FREE*
*Programs are free and open to the public, but does not include admission to the museum's galleries.

Saturday, May 24, 2014

San Francisco Carnaval Festival 2014: Saturday | Mission
Saturday, May 24 – 10:00 am | Cost: FREE*
*Free, but donations accepted
| Harrison Street

The 2014 San Francisco Carnaval Festival (May 24-25, 2014 from 10 am to 6 pm) transforms Harrison Street into a wonderland of food, music, dance, art, crafts. The 2014 theme is La Rumba more...

9:30 amThe Beatles Choir: Volunteer Singalong | SF  FREE*
*Free, but an RSVP is recommended.
1:00 pmOpera Movie Screening | SF Main Library   FREE

Sunday, May 25, 2014

San Francisco Carnaval Grand Parade 2014
Sunday, May 25 – 9:30 am | Cost: FREE | 24th & Bryant

On Sunday, May 25th, the 2014 San Francisco Carnaval Grand Parade kickoffs at 9:30 am at the corner of 24th and Bryant Streets, where it will proceed west to Mission Street. more...

10:00 amSan Francisco Carnaval Festival 2014 | Mission   FREE*
*Free, but donations are accepted
All DayTreasure Island Flea   $3
6:00 pm’90s Simpsons Trivia Night & Watch Party | Mission Dist.   FREE
9:00 pm“Return of the Cypher” Hip-Hop & Beatbox Jam | Boom Boom Room   FREE

Monday, May 26, 2014

7:00 pm“Jury Duty” Comedy Improv Battle | Haight  FREE
8:00 pmFree “Tickled Pink” Comedy Night | SF  FREE*
*Free - tips accepted at the end of the evening.
8:00 pmMelt the Mic Free Comedy Night | North Beach  FREE

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

8:00 pmWhere Eagles Dare: Stand-Up Comedy Game Show | Upper Haight  FREE
9:00 pmBhangra, Bass & Tribal Fusion Belly Dance Night | SoMa  FREE*
*Free before 9:30 pm. $5 after. 2-for-1 before 11 pm with mention at the door. All proceeds go to the performers sharing their art with you.

Thursday, May 29, 2014

8:30 pm“Nightlife on Mars” Underground Comedy Night | SF  FREE

Friday, May 30, 2014

Friday Nights at the de Young | Golden Gate Park

Friday Nights at the de Young is a free weekly after-hours art “happening” in the museum’s public spaces. The event has a new theme every week, but typically includes an eclectic mix of live more...

7:00 pmSan Francisco Beard & Mustache Club | Mission Dist.   FREE

Saturday, May 31, 2014

Final Day: 2014 Humor Exhibit
Saturday, May 31 – All Day | Cost: FREE | San Francisco Main Library

Every year during the month of April, the San Francisco Public Library presents a humor themed exhibit at the Main Branch. Naturally, the opening day is April Fool’s Day. The exhibit is more...


Sunday, June 1, 2014

Asian Art Museum Free Admission Day | SF
Sunday, June 1 – 10:00 am | Cost: FREE*
*Special exhibitions may require separate admission surcharge
| Asian Art Museum

The Asian Art Museum of San Francisco is one of the largest museums in the Western world devoted exclusively to Asian Art, with a collection of over 17,000 artworks spanning 6,000 more...

All DayCalifornia Academy of Sciences | Free Admission Day   FREE
11:00 amFree AcroYoga Workshop | Sports Basement Bryant   FREE*
*Free, but an RSVP is required.
12:00 pmFree Kundalini Yoga Day in the Park | Dolores Park   FREE
1:00 pmNinja Rolling & Falling Workshop for Cyclists | Mission Dist.   FREE
3:00 pmMichael Jackson Flash Mob Dance Class | SF   $6
7:30 pmHillbilly Hootenanny West Side Revue | The Riptide   FREE
9:00 pm“Return of the Cypher” Hip-Hop & Beatbox Jam | Boom Boom Room   FREE