Saturday, February 18, 2017

Free
Saturday, February 18 – 10:30 am | Cost: FREE | Ferry Building

Stop by the CUESA Classroom for a cooking demo featuring the seasonal bounty of the Ferry Plaza Farmers Market and highlighting one of our market sellers. A participant in La Cocina’s food more...

2:00 pm“Sketchboard”: Figure Drawing Art Class & Live Music | The Haight   $5*
*Donation-based admission: $5-15
2:00 pmAnime & Manga Club: An Afternoon Full Of Fun | SF   FREE
8:00 pm“Nightlife on Mars” Underground Comedy Night | SF   FREE*
*Free tickets with promo code 'cheapbastard'. Otherwise, it's $5.
9:00 pm“Fringe” Indie Music Video Party | Madrone Art Bar   FREE*
*Free before 10 pm with RSVP on Facebook; otherwise, it's $5. 21+
9:00 pmThe Queen is Dead: Morrissey & The Smiths Dance Party | SF   $5*
*Typically $5 at the door. But some months they do change more depending on the event theme or if there's a live band

Sunday, February 19, 2017

Tulipmania 2017: Final Day | Pier 39
Sunday, February 19 – 10:00 am | Cost: FREE | Pier 39

Experience botanical bliss as Pier 39 comes alive with the vibrant colors of more than 39,000 blooming tulips and seasonal garden favorites during the annual Tulipmania flower festival. Tulipmania 2017 February 11-19, 2017 – Daily more...

12:30 pmFree Monthly Yoga Class for Beginners | SF   FREE*
*Free but an RSVP is required.
3:00 pmSF’s “Antique Vibrator Museum” Free Guided Tour Day | Good Vibrations   FREE*
*Free, but you must RSVP at least 72 hours in advance by calling the Polk St. store location at (415) 345-0400.


Monday, February 20, 2017

3:00 pmTour of Diego Rivera’s 1st US Mural | Union Square  FREE*
*Free, but an RSVP is required. Please note, the tour is limited to 25 people.
8:00 pmHaight Street Trivia, Comedy, Gaming & Free Pizza Night | Milk Bar  FREE
8:00 pm“Resistance is Futile” Free Comedy Night | SF  FREE

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

7:00 pmFree Astronomy Lecture | Presidio  FREE
8:00 pmMilkin’ It: Tuesday Night Free Comedy | Upper Haight  FREE*
*Free, but donations are appreciated.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Progressive Transgressions: Mid-1800s San Francisco | Mission Dist.
Wednesday, February 22 – 7:30 pm | Cost: FREE | Eric Quezada Center

Crossing centuries and social mores, editors Ivy Anderson and Devon Angus, (Alice: Memoirs of a Barbary Coast Prostitute) and author Clare Sears (Arresting Dress) take us into San Francisco’s mid-1800s underworld more...

5:30 pmFree Laughter Yoga Class | UCSF  FREE

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Exploratorium After Dark: The Last Doubling | Pier 15

Join Exploratorium scientist Ron Hipschman for colorful explorations of the physical world. Is growth always good? The biggest threat to our existence on planet Earth isn’t asteroids—it’s us. Why can’t our population more...

6:00 pm“Great Highway: Journey to the Soul of Surfing” Film Screening | The Presidio   FREE*
*Free but an RSVP is required.
7:30 pmClassic Mexican Movie Night (1930s-50s) & Mezcal Tasting | SF   $8
8:00 pmFree Standup Comedy in a Barber Shop | SF   FREE*
*Free, but donations are accepted.

Friday, February 24, 2017

Friday, February 24 – All Day | Cost: FREE | Pier 39

Pier 39 is turning 39 and they’re celebrating with a bang. Beginning in January 2017, join in every Friday for 39 weeks to celebrate 39 years of amazing views, fresh seafood, more...

5:30 pmSan Francisco Critical Mass   FREE
6:00 pmFree Vegetarian Dinner Night | SF   FREE
7:00 pmSan Francisco Beard & Mustache Club | Mission Dist.   FREE
7:30 pmSF Chamber Orchestra: Canteloube’s Folk Songs From France | Herbst Theater   FREE

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Free
Saturday, February 25 – 10:30 am | Cost: FREE | Ferry Building

Stop by the CUESA Classroom for a cooking demo featuring the seasonal bounty of the Ferry Plaza Farmers Market and highlighting one of our market sellers. Thomas founded RoliRoti in 2002 after more...

12:00 pmLyrical Workshop: Emerge With Better Songs | SF   FREE*
*Free but an RSVP is required.
2:00 pmVeterans Poetry Reading & Panel Discussion | SFAC Workshop   FREE
3:00 pmFitbit Local: Free Bodyweight Cardio Workout | SF   FREE*
*Free, but an RSVP is required.
7:00 pmBrave New Jokes: Comedy Showcase | Mission Dist.   FREE*
*Free with code "funcheapbaby" on Eventbrite; otherwise, it's $5.

Sunday, February 26, 2017

Treasure Island Flea
Sunday, February 26 – All Day | Cost: $3 | Treasure Island Flea (East Location)

Photo | Treasure Island Flea The Treasure Island Flea is a modern urban market for 15,000+ each month that houses around 400 curated vendors selling originally-made and designed items, artists, and antique/vintage collectors. Plus there’s more...

All DayCalifornia Academy of Sciences | Free Admission Day   FREE
6:00 pm’90s Simpsons Trivia Night & Watch Party | Mission Dist.   FREE
7:00 pmAttractive Camp: Stand-Up Comedy Show | SF   $6*
*$6 when you use promo code "funcheapbaby". Otherwise, it's $12 online or $15 at the door.

Monday, February 27, 2017

Monday Night Comedy with Free Cake | Blondies
Monday, February 27 – 8:30 pm | Cost: FREE | Blondie's Bar & No Grill

More Fun at Blondie’s celebrates the best comedians in the Bay every 4th Monday of the month with a free comedy show and free cake.  

7:00 pm“Odd” Strange Stand-Up Comedy & Drink Specials | SF  FREE

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Mardi Gras 2017 Parade: Brass, Funk & Jazz | SF
Tuesday, February 28 – 5:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free parade. The Mardi Gras Ball at Brick & Mortar requires tickets.
| Biergarten

Celebrate Mardi Gras with a festive parade that will kick off with a Second Line featuring several fantastic local brass bands and other musicians.  2017 Mardi Gras Parade Tuesday, February 28, 2017 | more...

7:00 pmSF History Night | Noe Valley   $5*
*$5 for non-members; free for SFHA members
8:00 pmHaight Street Comedy Night, Games & Prizes | SF   FREE

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Free Belgian Waffle Wednesday | SF
Wednesday, March 1 – 9:00 am | Cost: FREE | Capital One 360 Café

Join b.street waffles for their monthly Free Waffle Wednesday at the Capital One 360 Café in the Financial District and enjoy a complimentary waffle from 9-11 am, or while they last. These Belgian-style street more...

11:00 amGLBT History Museum: Free First Wednesdays | Castro   FREE
12:00 pmFree Guided Shuttle Tour: History, Nature & Hidden Nooks | Presidio   FREE*
*Free, but an RSVP is required. Call (415) 561-2793 or email presidio@presidiotrust.gov. Space is limited. Reservations are limited to four people per party.
7:00 pmSacred Harp Singing: Acappella Singing For Everyone | SF   FREE
8:00 pm“Safe Words” Comedy & Hot Dogs | SF   FREE*
*Donation-based admission
9:00 pmFree Comedy: Showtime at Showdown | SF   FREE*
*Free, but donations are welcome.
10:00 pmBaked Beliefs: An Improv Comedy Show | SF   $5*
*$5 or free for Endgames Improv students.

Thursday, March 2, 2017

6:00 pmLower Polk / TL Art Walk | Trendyloin  FREE
6:00 pmFirst Thursday Art Party at the Phoenix Hotel | SF  FREE*
*Free, but an RSVP is required.
6:30 pmFirst Thursdays Art & Live Music at The Red Vic | Haight  FREE
8:00 pmNew Filmmakers Open Screening | Mission Dist.  FREE
9:00 pmThe Doldrums Comedy Show | SF  FREE

Friday, March 3, 2017

California Academy of Sciences | Free Day for Parkside & Sunset Residents
Friday, March 3 – All Day | Cost: FREE*
*Proof of neighborhood residency required
| California Academy of Sciences

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11:00 amTimbuk2 First Fridays Free Factory Tour | San Francisco   FREE*
*Free tours take place on the First Friday of the month, and tickets are required. Tours are limited to 20 people.
7:30 pmSan Francisco Bike Party | First Fridays   FREE
9:30 pmFirst Friday Free Comedy & DJ Party | SF   FREE

Saturday, March 4, 2017

California Academy of Sciences | Free Day for Parkside & Sunset Residents
Saturday, March 4 – All Day | Cost: FREE*
*Proof of neighborhood residency required
| California Academy of Sciences

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10:00 amMagnolia Plant Sale | SF Botanical Garden   FREE*
*San Francisco Residents: Free with proof of residency. Non-residents: $7 general, $5 youth 12-17 & seniors; $2 children 5-11; children 4 and under free; families of 2 adults and one or more child pay just $15. The Garden is free daily from 7:30-9 am.
10:00 amFree Guided Trail & Nature Walk | Golden Gate Park   FREE
All DayBank of America Free Museum Weekend   FREE*
*Free for Bank of America or Merrill Lynch Card Holders. Some venues may be closed on certain days; please confirm directly with participating museums.
10:30 amFree “Sukhi’s” Cooking Demo & Tasting | Ferry Plaza Farmers Market   FREE
12:00 pmFree “Hillside Supper Club” Cooking Demo & Tasting | Ferry Plaza Farmers Market   FREE
3:00 pmTea Conversation with a War Veteran | SFAC Workshop   FREE
8:00 pmSea Chantey Sing Along Aboard Historic Ship | SF   FREE*
*RSVP required 415-561-7171 or peter_kasin@nps.gov, Bring a mug for cider

Sunday, March 5, 2017

California Academy of Sciences | Free Day for Parkside & Sunset Residents
Sunday, March 5 – All Day | Cost: FREE*
*Proof of neighborhood residency required
| California Academy of Sciences

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10:00 amAsian Art Museum Free Admission Day | SF   FREE*
*Special exhibitions may require separate admission surcharge
10:00 amFree First Sunday | Chinese Historical Society   FREE
All DayBank of America Free Museum Weekend   FREE*
*Free for Bank of America or Merrill Lynch Card Holders. Some venues may be closed on certain days; please confirm directly with participating museums.
12:30 pmFree Monthly Yoga Class for Beginners | SF   FREE*
*Free but an RSVP is required.
8:00 pm“Bad Asians” Candid Storytelling Night | SF   FREE*
*Free when you mention Funcheap at the door. Otherwise, $5 early-bird and $10 day-of tickets are required.

Monday, March 6, 2017

8:00 pmSuper Smash Bros Tourney: Booze, Comedy & Video Games | SF  FREE
8:00 pm“Where’s The Local Talent?” Comedy Night | SF  FREE
9:00 pm“Misery Index” Dysfunctional Comedy Night | Mission Dist.  FREE

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

8:00 pmIt’s Just 2 Minutes: Stand-Up Comedy Game Show | Haight  FREE

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Local History in Your Ear: A Talk on Podcast | City History Lectures
Wednesday, March 8 – 7:30 pm | Cost: FREE | Eric Quezada Center

Podcasts

5:30 pmFree Laughter Yoga Class | UCSF  FREE

Thursday, March 9, 2017

7:00 pm“Sandbox”: Live Games Open Mic | SF  FREE*
*Free, but donations are appreciated

Friday, March 10, 2017

California Academy of Sciences | Free Day for Richmond Dist. Residents
Friday, March 10 – All Day | Cost: FREE*
*Proof of neighborhood residency required
| California Academy of Sciences

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6:00 pmCandlelight Labyrinth Walk & Live Music | Grace Cathedral   FREE*
*Donations are welcome
6:00 pmFree Veggie Dinner Night | SF   FREE
6:00 pm“Millennials Ruin Everything”: Free Comedy & Oysters Night | El Rio   FREE*
*Free, suggested donation $5
6:30 pmGrotto Free Comedy Night: Free Drinks & Snacks | Sports Basement Bryant   FREE*
*Free, but there is a suggested donation of $5.
10:00 pmLast Nite: A 2000’s Indie Dance Party | SF   FREE*
*Free, before 10 pm. $10 after.

Saturday, March 11, 2017

California Academy of Sciences | Free Day for Russian Hill & Nob Hill Residents
Saturday, March 11 – All Day | Cost: FREE*
*Proof of neighborhood residency required
| California Academy of Sciences

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All Day2017 St. Patrick’s Day Parade & Festival | San Francisco   FREE
10:00 amSF Public Library’s $1 Book & Media Sale | Mission Dist.   FREE*
*Free to look around and you get a book for only $1.
10:30 amFree “Bay Leaf Kitchen & Eatwell Farm” Cooking Demo & Tasting | Ferry Plaza Farmers Market   FREE
12:00 pmGarden Party: Live Music, Food, Refreshments & Plant Sale | SF   FREE
12:00 pmEco SF School Farm Volunteer Work Day | SF   FREE

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Daylight Savings Time 2017:
Sunday, March 12 – All Day | Cost: FREE | All Over San Francisco

We wouldn’t want you late for any events on Sunday, so this is a friendly Funcheap reminder that the clocks move forward one hour late Saturday / early Sunday on March more...

All DayCalifornia Academy of Sciences | Free Day for North Beach & Marina Residents   FREE*
*Proof of neighborhood residency required

Monday, March 13, 2017

7:00 pmPerfectly Queer: LGBTQ Reading Series | SF  FREE
7:00 pm“Odd” Strange Stand-Up Comedy & Drink Specials | SF  FREE
7:30 pmWitches’ Brew: A Standup Comedy Show | SF  FREE*
*Free to see the show. $5 to enter the witchy raffle.
8:00 pmSomething Something Shindig: Improv Comedy & Music | SF  FREE
9:30 pm“Find Me at the Club” Comedy Showcase | SF  FREE
10:00 pm“GrooveWell” Super Funky Mondaze Dance Party | Milk Bar  FREE

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Free Admission Day | San Francisco Botanical Garden

The San Francisco Botanical Garden is one of the most diverse gardens in the world. A unique urban oasis, the garden is a living museum within Golden Gate Park, offering 55 more...

All Day30th Annual Pi Day | Exploratorium Free Day   FREE

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

11:00 am“Biblio Bistro” Farmers’ Market Cooking School | UN Plaza  FREE
7:00 pmFree Comedy Night with Danny Dechi | Outer Richmond  FREE