A Jewish Christmas: Strip Dreidel, Chinese Food & Movie Night | SF
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Make-Out Room | 3225 22nd. St., San Francisco, CA
$5 with limited-time RSVP to email@example.com with subject line “JEWISH XMAS” Otherwise, it’s $10.
Watch as competitors play for prizes in a game of strip dreidel, shake your tuchuses to DJ Matt Haze, and catch Woody Allen films throughout the night interspersed with the greatest hits of Larry David and Sacha Baron Cohen.
Spend some quality time with your penny-pinching host for the evening, Broke-Ass Stuart.
It’s a Jewish Christmas, San Francisco
Wednesday, December 25, 2013 | 5 pm to midnight
Make-out Room, 3225 22nd St. (Mission Dist.)
$5 with limited-time RSVP to firstname.lastname@example.org with subject line “JEWISH XMAS.” Otherwise, it’s $10.
Except this year, we’re doing something about it…come down to the Makeout Room to:
*GASP at the tuchuses and polkes as heeb and goyish burlesque dancers alike get down in our JEWISH CHRISTMAS REVUE and STRIP DREIDEL GAME
*MARVEL at our Hanukkah bush, flown in from the guiltiest reaches of Poland, with crappy gifts afoot for everyone
*STARE at our run of WOODY ALLEN films throughout the night, interspersed with the greatest hits of LARRY DAVID and SASCHA BARON COHEN…more details TBA
*DROOL at the fine buffeted assortment of Chinese edibles – of the pork and non-pork varieties (veggie options) included with your admission
*SHAKE a tailfeather to the sounds of Two-time Israeli National Champion DJ Alarm (TLV) and former J Dub DJ and M.O.T. Matt Haze – you’ll KVELL