2014 San Francisco “Masturbate-a-Thon” Festival | SoMa

Submitted by the Event Organizer

Get ready to give yourself a hand at the annual Masturbate-a-Thon where all genders and all orientations are welcome to explore self-pleasure in a supportive group environment at this one-of-a-kind sexy event.

San Francisco “Masturbate-a-Thon”
Saturday, May 31, 2014 | 4-10 pm
Center for Sex & Culture, 1349 Mission St., SF
FREE (with $30 in pledges)

If you bring a filled-out pledge sheet, you can enter for free. (That is, you have to get pledges from at least one person who will remit based on the amount of time you masturbate.) With no pledge sheet, door charge is $30 per person, $40 per two people, or $15 per person for groups of three or more. Pledges are tax-deductible.

Masturbating Contests: Yup, They’re Doing That
Although they no longer keep track of the longest time masturbating (that can get icky and never-ending), in 2014, they’re still tallying for the title of “most squirts” or “most orgasms” (which in 2008 was a mind-blowing 31 by Michael Hariprem). A part of the room will be blocked off for women and transfolk only.

So whether you masturbate or “masterbate” (yes, many people misspell this word because of typing with one hand), a good time will be guaranteed for all comers.

The ‘Thon is a central part of National Masturbation Month, which Good Vibrations created in 1995 to protest the firing of then-Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders for saying a brief, sensible thing about masturbation.

Disclaimer: Please double check event information with the event organizer as events can be canceled, details can change after they are added to our calendar, and errors do occur.