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SF’s Late Night Stand-Up Comedy Olympics (SF vs. Oakland)

Every Saturday
Saturday, March 21, 2026 - 10:00 pm to 11:30 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free with RSVP

The Function | 1414 Market Street, San Francisco, CA

Free / RSVP

SF’s Late Night Stand-Up Comedy Olympics (SF vs. Oakland)

Welcome to The HellaFunny Olympics where the best San Francisco comedians go head-to-head against the best Oakland comedians in a classic Battle of the Bay.

Who will win? You decide!

Teams of comedians representing their city will engage in an epic joke offtrading jokes back and forth until one bombs and is eliminated. Individual comics stay as long as each joke lands. The semifinals consist of your favorite comedians of the night facing off against each other.

The last comic standing will win the coveted championship belt for their city! They also get a chance to gain residency at The Function Comedy Club.

SF’s HellaFunny Olympics
Every Saturday Night at 10pm
The Function, 1414 Market Street @ 10th St/Fell, San Francisco
FREE with RSVP (normally $10 at door)

TALENT LINEUP

Enjoy a 70+ minute show with 15+ comics on the bill. These are our rising stars in joke-off style competition all vying to get featured spots for future HellaFunny comedy shows.

Disclaimer: Please double check event information with the event organizer as events can be canceled, details can change after they are added to our calendar, and errors do occur.


Cost: FREE*
*Free with RSVP
Categories: *Top Pick*, Comedy, Downtown San Francisco, Funcheap Presents, In Person
Address: 1414 Market Street, San Francisco, CA

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