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Free Valentine’s Day Comedy Night in Downtown SF

Need a last minute date idea? Join Funcheap at an awesome hidden alleyway parklet with champagne & wine specials
By - posted 2/14/2022 No Comment

Get ready for downtown San Francisco’s newest outdoor comedy club – part of our new pop-up comedy shows at unique outdoor spots all across the bay. We’ll take over a new venue and you’ll get notified of the secret location.

RSVP for free tickets (limited first 100)

This HellaSecret Comedy Show takes place at a new parklet on a hidden alleyway in downtown San Francisco just a few minutes walk from Union Square and Montgomery St.

Plus you’ll discover one of SF’s most colorful and authentic French art bars with a craft cocktails, amazing French wine selection, murals and a rotating art collection.

// VALENTINE’S DAY – MONDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 2022 //

  • 6:30p + 8:30p – Two Shows!
  • Champagne and wine specials

It’s a 70+ minute show with 4-5 comics on the bill with credits like Cobbs, Punchline, SF Sketchfest, NBC and Outside Lands.

  • CRAFT COCKTAILS : Get creative with fresh produce and top-shelf spirits in cocktails like Cucumber Mojitos, French Blonde Cocktails, vegan jello shots, dirty martinis, Fresh Grape Caiprinhas and a full range of craft cocktails starting at just $9
  • ON DRAFT – Showcasing Italian-style pilsners, Fort Port Strawberry Darling, Belgian whites, double IPAs, Guinness Stout, Golden Gate Cider, Clear Mind Kombucha and many more. Most beers just $6. Can’t decide? Get a flight of 4 for just $8
  • WINE BAR – This is a French bar, so you’ll have your choice from a highly curated selection of excellent French reds, whites and roses plus an awesome Malbec (we have to have it!). Glasses start at $9.
  • CHEESE PLATES & CHARCUTERIE – The menu is unfussy and of the highest quality; designer cheese plates, charcuterie boards, and organic mixed nuts.
  • To help support local bars and restaurants, there is a two drink minimum per person (Like all bars/restaurants, a food purchase is required in order to drink alcohol)
  • 21+ Only
  • Unfortunately pets are not allowed
  • Proof of Vaccine is required
  • Mask Policy (Updated 8/3/21) – Everyone (regardless of vaccination status) is required to wear a mask at all times except when actively eating and drinking.