It’s a Jewish Christmas

You don’t have to be Jewish to come share a night of movies, drinks, and free Chinese food with people who would be bored stiff otherwise on Christmas.

Watch as competitors play for prizes in a game of strip dreidel, shake your tuchuses to DJ Matt Haze, and catch Woody Allen and Sacha Baron Cohen films throughout the night interspersed with the greatest hits of Larry David.

Hosted by our CBF (cheap best friend) Broke Ass Stuart

It’s a Jewish Christmas, San Francisco
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 (5p-11p)
Make-out Room, 3225 22nd St. (Mission Dist.)
>> $5 at the door with RSVP. (other wise it’s $10) Bring cash for drinks.

Heeb or not, you are cordially invited to spend Christmas in the company of the “chosen” people…chosen to be alienated and bored stiff when everything is closed on Christmas, that is

Except this year, we’re doing something about it…come down to the Makeout Room on Tuesday, December 25th to:

*SPEND some quality time with our penny-pinching host for the evening, BROKE ASS STUART!

*MARVEL at our Hanukkah bush, flown in from the guiltiest reaches of Poland, with crappy gifts afoot for everyone!
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*STARE at our run of WOODY ALLEN films throughout the night, interspersed with the greatest hits of LARRY DAVID and SASCHA BARON COHEN…more details TBA
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*DROOL at the fine buffeted assortment of Chinese edibles – of the pork and non-pork varieties (veggie options)!
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*GASP at the tuchuses, polkes and schm*kels before you as competitors get down for prizes and glory in our dandy game of STRIP DREIDEL!
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*SHAKE a tailfeather to the sounds of former J Dub DJ and M.O.T. Matt Haze plus SURPRISE music guests – you’ll kvell!
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