A Jewish Christmas
You don’t have to be Jewish to come share a night of movies, drinks, a Jewish Christmas burlesque revue and free Chinese food with people who would be bored stiff otherwise on Christmas.
And we’re told there will be a Hanukkah bush and that Hanukkah Harry will be making a special appearance handing out shitty gifts.
Watch as competitors play for prizes in a game of strip dreidel, shake your tuchuses to DJ Matt Haze, and catch Woody Allen films throughout the night interspersed with the greatest hits of Larry David and Sacha Baron Cohen.
It’s a Jewish Christmas, San Francisco
Thursday, December 25, 2014 | 6 pm to 11 pm
Make-out Room, 3225 22nd St. (Mission Dist.)
$5 admission before 7p if you RSVP. Otherwise, it’s $10.
Heeb or not, you are cordially invited to spend the holidays in the company of the “chosen” people…chosen to be alienated and bored stiff when everything is closed on Christmas, that is!
Except this year, we’re doing something about it…come down to the Make-Out Room on Thursday, December 25th to:
*SPEND some quality time with your nice Jewish boy hosts for the evening, Matt Haze and Or Tregger!
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*GASP at the tuchuses and polkes as heeb and goyish burlesque dancers alike get down in our JEWISH CHRISTMAS REVUE and STRIP DREIDEL GAME!
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*MARVEL at our Hanukkah bush, flown in from the guiltiest reaches of Poland, with crappy gifts afoot for everyone!
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*STARE at our run of WOODY ALLEN films throughout the night, interspersed with the greatest hits of LARRY DAVID and SASCHA BARON COHEN…suggestions welcome!
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*DROOL at the fine buffeted assortment of Chinese edibles – of the pork and non-pork varieties (veggie options) FREE with admission!
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*SHAKE a tailfeather to the sounds of Two-time Israeli National Champion DJ Alarm (TLV) and former J Dub DJ and M.O.T. Matt Haze – you’ll KVELL!
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You get all this for only TEN measly bucks. Limited $5 admission before 7pm with RSVP!
All Xmas Orphans (even goyim!) are welcome to join us.OY…WHAT A BARGAIN.
