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Win Tix: Comedian & SF Favorite Scott Capurro Live at SF’s Punch Line (Oct. 16-18)

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A San Francisco favorite, Scott is not for the meek of heart.

Edgy, raw and dirty, he has been seen on Comedy Central, and is a regular on Sarah and Vinnie’s morning radio show on Alice 97.3. He has toured all over the world, and he is a regular at the Montreal Comedy Festival and the Edinburgh Comedy Festival. He has also appeared in the feature films Mrs. Doubtfire and Star Wars – The Phantom Menace. Warning – This show is not for the easily offended!

Scott Capurro Live
Hosted by Dan Lewis
October 16-18, 2025
Punch Line Comedy Club, 444 Battery Street, SF
Get Tickets | Starts at $27.65 General Admission | 18 + | 2 drink min valid ID

Doors open one hour before the show.

Schedule:

Thursday, October 16 at 8pm

Friday, October 17 at 7pm & 9:15pm

Saturday, October 18 at 7pm & 9:15pm

“He’s evil, He’s evil and should be forced to leave the country.”

– The Daily Mirror

WIN A PAIR OF TICKETS!⁠
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1) Win a pair of tickets to this show by filling out this form.
2) BONUS ENTRY: Follow @punchlinesf and @funcheap on Instagram

That’s it!⁠

Contest ends 10/18/25 at 6pm⁠. Winners will be notified via email.

ABOUT SCOTT CAPURRO

Comic. Actor. Author.

Scott Capurro, reared in San Francisco, admires his home so much that he spreads Frisco love all over the UK. He wants Britain to be Great again. Or America to be Great Britain again. Either way, Scott requires a show on Amazon because his husband wants to live in Brazil.

Background check: In Scotland, a faerie namesake whaur English is ne’er spoken, Scott wrung his mother tongue and in 1994 miraculously won the Perrier Award with his magical solo show Risk Gay, an installation/performance happening chronicling the power of wind, when, climaxing in chiffon, Scott mimed a glittering chime.

Scott developed his signature eye twitch while chasing gay sheep around Montana, where male-on-male action is limited to animal pens. I know. HAWT! The result, The Truth About Gay Animals, has been an internationally televised hit even in Israel, consequently resulting in death threats.

Scott has written for several newspapers including The Guardian, The Times and the Scotsman; and for various magazines like The Index on Censorship, which isn’t half as stuffy as it sounds. Kidding. It actually is. The Christmas party deleted the word ‘Christmas’ on the vegan invite. Fake tree, ‘natch. The office toilets are unisex. I.e., NO rape jokes.

LIVE COMEDY SHOWS:

Scott regularly plays almost every comedy club in the English speaking world, including the Punchline in San Francisco, the Comedy Store in London, the Comic Strip in New York City, and Yuk Yuks in Toronto, Canada. His recent triumphant return to Australia after a 14 year ban was met with a collection of used clothing and a return ticket connecting in Guam. Insert airplane travel jokes here Stanhope.