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The Pervy Puppet Show

Friday, February 13, 2026 - 8:00 pm | Cost: $20*
*sliding Scale
church of clown | 2400 Bayshore BoulevardSan Francisco, CA, 94134 United States

Event Details

Submitted by the Event Organizer

Church of Clown

Hosted by Cherry Cola

Do you enjoy fisting puppets? Have you ever wondered if puppets dream about fisting us back? We don’t have the credentials to explore highly sophisticated philosophical quandaries such as these, but what we DO KNOW is that some puppets have holes… and so do YOU. Join us for a night of debauchery and discovery around our shared perversions at: The Pervy Puppet Show! We welcome you to bring your own puppets (if you have them) and bring your own holes (you definitely have them).

Artist Bio 

Brought to you by Church of Clown and Cherry Cola. Both warm and flat, Cherry Cola is the queer-coded villain of Haus of Libations: a Bay Area queer performance variety group. This local drag clown produces, writes, hosts, makes puppets, and has holes! @warmflatcherrycola @haus_of_libations

Runtime 

70ish minutes (including intermission)

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Cost: $20*
*sliding Scale
Categories: In Person, Theater & Performance, Valentine's Day
Venue: church of clown
Address: 2400 Bayshore BoulevardSan Francisco, CA, 94134 United States

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