Santa Tells Offensive Jokes with Will Franken | Green Apple Books

Submitted by the Event Organizer

Did you hear about Macy’s firing Santa for a barely, almost, kind of, sort of vaguely off-color joke? Here’s the story.

But Green Apple–and a few other locally owned independent businesses–still has a sense of humor. Inspired by Flax Art and Design (who are hosting Will Durst this Saturday), we’re hosting a comedian in a Santa suit on Saturday to tell jokes to generous Green Apple shoppers. And lucky for you, it’s the very funny Will Franken.

Here’s the deal: come in this Saturday, December 18 between 2 and 4 pm. Bring an unwrapped new toy for a kid (or donate $5 or more) to the SF Firefigter’s Toy Drive, and you can sit on “Santa’s” lap and hear a joke. Not for the easily offended.

So if you’re planning to buy books as gifts, could use a laugh, and can give a toy to a kid in need, please join us this Saturday from 2-4pm. (Note: The toy drive is most in need of gifts for older girls)

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