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The Weird Variety Show: Fights Fascism

Saturday, March 28, 2026 - 8:15 pm | Cost: $20
The Lost Church | 988 Columbus Ave, SF, CA

Event Details

$20 General Admission

Doors at 7:30pm.

Show from 8:15-10:30pm with one intermission

 

Earlybirds!
$3 off each ticket when you use the code earlybird9 at checkout.
Offer ends March 22nd.
Promo Codes are not applicable at the door.
Codes are not case sensitive, but must be typed as one word.

The Weird Variety Show Fights Fascism

Welcome to The Weird Variety Show, a joy fueled explosion of neurodivergence, creativity, and community.

The night is curated by Toby Dixon, your spiritual clown host and benevolent chaos gremlin. Through comedy, music, storytelling, and glorious weirdness, Toby guides the room just enough to let the magic bloom.Fighting Fascism

This night is resistance wrapped in glitter.

Fascism feeds on fear and sameness. We answer with joy, art, disability pride, and a room full of humans refusing to be flattened.

Every laugh is rebellion. Every vulnerable story cracks the armor.

Come be strange with us.
Come be loud.
Let’s be pissed off


Performances by

• Toby Dixon – Host, Funny Man, Spiritual Clown of the Resistance
• Undercrotch – Fearless Music Insurgents
• David Duckworth – Rogue Performance Artist
• Mira Yoon – Lyrical Truth Teller
• Syren Element – Rebel Songstress
• Brian Hayes – Comedian, Crooner, and Agitator
• Prune Cup – Musical Mischief Makers and Sonic Saboteurs
• Wrob Rosenberger – Singer, Songwriter, Beautiful Oddball
• Bob Fitch – Firebrand and Professional Truth Sayer
• TY – Trickster Clown and Agent of Chaos


Every ticket is a donation.

All proceeds support 360 Communities (Burnsville, MN), providing food and essential support to families impacted by ICE raids.

Donate here:
https://secure.qgiv.com/for/360communities/

Recommended if you like: For fans of Kids in the Hall, Hannah Gadsby, Patti Smith, David Byrne energy, punk poetry, and joy that scares fascists.

Disclaimer: Please double check event information with the event organizer as events can be canceled, details can change after they are added to our calendar, and errors do occur.


Cost: $20
Categories: In Person, Theater & Performance
Address: 988 Columbus Ave, SF, CA

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