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Events for March 14, 2026

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Saturday, March 14

6:00 pmSt Paddy’s Day Pub Jig  FREE
7:00 pmFree Live Music: Parasomnias (Bazaar Cafe)  FREE
7:00 pmAdult Prom Night (Neck of the Woods)  Paid Tickets
“Crazy Funny Asians” Free Comedy Showcase (SF)

Inspired by the blockbuster movie, see some of the Bay Area’s top comedians at San Francisco’s Crazy Funny Asians comedy showcase, presented by Funcheap and HellaFunny. Let’s celebrate the Bay’s Asian-American culture and heritage with laughs at SF’s brand new comedy club on Market St – ...Every Saturday

“HellaSecret” Speakeasy Comedy Show & Cocktail Night (Oakland)

Get ready for our “HellaSecret” speakeasy comedy show in Oakland. A series of pop-up live comedy shows at unique spots all across the bay. We’ll take over a venue and you’ll get an email with the secret location. This HellaSecret comedy show takes place in a ...

FREE St. Patrick’s Day Comedy Festival: San Francisco (March 13-17)
Saturday, March 14 – 7:00 pm - Ends at 11:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free with RSVP for first 50 people. Two drink minimum (non-alcoholic drinks count!)
| The Function

Come Get a Green Beer and Irish Themed Cocktails plus Irish-American Comics! Get ready for a laugh-filled celebration at the St. Patrick’s Day Comedy Festival at The Function, San Francisco’s newest comedy club, located in the heart of the city. This St. Patrick’s Day, join us for an unforgettable ...

“Mortified Live” Embarrassing Teen Diary Storytelling (Berkeley)
Saturday, March 14 – 7:30 pm - Ends at 9:30 pm | Cost: $22*
*Normally $27 in advance, use promo code for $5 off tickets
| Ashkenaz

As heard on The Mortified Podcast, & seen on Netflix’s Mortified Nation, check out Mortified – the national comedy/storytelling sensation live! Hear adults share their actual, embarrassing, & hilarious teen diaries live in front of total strangers. Check out the hilarious comedy/storytelling phenomenon that’s been ...

7:30 pmFree Saratoga Symphony Concert: Romantic Classics (Cupertino)  FREE*
*Free concert. No tickets or reservations needed. Open seating in church.
8:00 pmKiller Fun Time: Loony + Klowndra at Church of Clown (SF)  $20*
*Sliding Scale
$5 Off Tix: Award-Winning Drama “M. Butterfly” Live in SF (Feb. 5-March 14)
Saturday, March 14 – 8:00 pm | Cost: $47*
*Normally $52. $5 off Tickets w/ secret code FUNCHEAP; fees included
| San Francisco Playhouse

David Henry Hwang’s M. Butterfly is a captivating drama that subverts Puccini’s Madame Butterfly through the true story of a French diplomat’s 20-year affair with a Chinese opera singer. As cultural and personal identities blur, the play challenges our assumptions about love, power, and deception. With its clever twists ...

8:00 pmSt Patrick’s Day Celebration for Single Professionals  $25
“Puff Puff Laugh” SF’s Cannabis Lounge Comedy Show (Moe Greens)

Puff Puff Laugh is Back! And now we’re on Saturdays! HellaFunny is taking over one of SF’s premier cannabis lounges, Moe Greens, for a night of “Puff Puff Laugh.” That’s right… it’s the only comedy show in San Francisco where you can (legally in California) get high ...Every Saturday

$5 Off: “The Confessional” SF’s Wild “Sins & Secrets” Improv Comedy Show
Saturday, March 14 – 8:00 pm - Ends at 9:00 pm | Cost: $11.94*
*$5 off with secret code FUNCHEAP (normally $17.12) No added ticketing fees. No Drink Minimum
| Endgames Improv Theater & Bar (SF)

From the mild to the wild, all of us have guilty pleasures, moments of being bad, and the down right awful. Audiences submit written sins and secrets, and we weave a fully improvised comedy show. Don’t worry, it’s anonymous. No one will know about the ...

8:00 pmRecession Indicator: 2008 Throwback Party at Thee Parkside (SF)  $15*
*$5 off at the door with GDC badge
8:00 pmFree Stand-Up Comedy Night at The Garden (Belmont)  FREE*
*Free Show!
8:15 pmInteractive Performance Lab: Jazz + Comedy (SF)  $15
8:30 pmSaturday Write Fever: Insta-Plays Written & Performed | SF  FREE
Free Tix: HellaSecret “Desi Comedy Night” Live in SF (7p + 9p)
Saturday, March 14 – 9:00 pm - Ends at 10:30 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free with RSVP for first 100 people. $25 at door without RSVP
| Secret Location (SF)

It’s the return of San Francisco’s only weekly HellaDesi Comedy Night with HellaFunny and Funcheap at a HellaSecret comedy venue with easy access to BART. See a showcase of some of the Bay Area’s top comedians of Indian, Pakistani, Sri Lankan, Bangladeshi, Afghan, and South Asian descent ...Every Saturday

$5 Off: “Your Fucked Up Relationship” Live in SF (Every Friday & Saturday)
Saturday, March 14 – 9:00 pm - Ends at 10:15 pm | Cost: $16.37*
*$5 off with secret code FUNCHEAP (normally $21.49) No added ticketing fees. No Drink Minimum
| Endgames Improv Theater & Bar (SF)

Since 2011, San Francisco’s hottest improv show remains “Your Fucked Up Relationship.” — Improvised scenes inspired by your ridiculous, fucked up relationships. Everyone has had at least one. You tell us your story, we show you ours. You laugh, we laugh, and we all hook ...

SF Neo-Futurists “The Infinite Wrench” (30 Plays in 60 Minutes, every Fri & Sat)

See the show the SF Chronicle calls one of 22 San Francisco things everyone must do! 50 weekends a year, the critically-acclaimed San Francisco Neo-Futurists present The Infinite Wrench, an attempt to perform 30 bite-sized plays in a frantic race against the clock, in an ...

9:00 pmDepeche Mode Night  $10*
*10 advance. - $10 before 10pm, $15 after night of
9:00 pm“FirstClass: Departure” DJ Saturday Nights | Oakland  FREE
SF’s Late Night Stand-Up Comedy Olympics (SF vs. Oakland)
Saturday, March 14 – 10:00 pm - Ends at 11:30 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free with RSVP
| The Function

Welcome to The HellaFunny Olympics where the best San Francisco comedians go head-to-head against the best Oakland comedians in a classic Battle of the Bay. Who will win? You decide! Teams of comedians representing their city will engage in an epic joke off, trading jokes back and forth until ...Every Saturday

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