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DIVA or Die 2026: Sequins, Laughter + Summer Chaos (SF)

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Saturday, July 25, 2026 - 7:30 pm | Cost: $40*
*$3 off each ticket when you use the code earlybird3 at checkout. Offer ends July 19th.

Lost Church | 988 Columbus Ave, SF, CA

Event Details

It’s summer in San Francisco.  The tourists are prepared for excessive heat in their tank tops and shorts, but there is a chill in the air and the fog is rolling in, shrouding the golden gate and the Sutro tower. Not only does the iconic San Francisco summer result in the escalation of SF sweatshirt sales at tourist venues, but it’s moody and changing nature is the inspiration for Wet Hot San Francisco Summer!

Get tickets to the show to enjoy breathtaking views, refreshing ocean breezes, mysterious avian encounters, and the occasional foray onto (or into) the high seas for adventures that may be life or death! 

At DIVA or Die: Wet Hot San Francisco Summer, you’ll experience the San Francisco summer through an unforgettable evening of burlesque and variety entertainment.

Join us for an evening of deliciously campy summer adventure where live burlesque, variety, and summer mayhem collide.  Marvel at daring performers.  Witness questionable decisions.  Watch summer vacation plans go awry!  

MC Rosie Fingers will take us on this SF summer escapade!  With performers: 

  • Cha Cha
  • Rosa Robada
  • Risa Rococoa
  • Ripley D’Myleaux
  • Harry Sass
  • Calliope Quaint
  • The Quainted Ladies
  • With special out of town performers:  
    • Felix Flex
    • Antoinette Coquette

At DIVA or Die: Wet Hot San Francisco Summer, you never know what will happen next, but if you enjoy watching beautiful people and strange summer escapades, this show is for you!  Get your tickets now to celebrate summer with us at San Francisco’s The Lost Church with cocktails, laughter, and enough sequins to blind a seagull.  (Well, theoretically blind seagulls, if that dang sun would ever come out!)

Whether you’re a beach babe, a summer blockbuster fanatic, or simply someone who enjoys watching beautiful people make terrible choices, this is the show for you!

Get your tickets now!   DIVA or Die:  It’s to Die for!

WARNING!

This production contains scenes of excessive fabulousness.

Disclaimer: Please double check event information with the event organizer as events can be canceled, details can change after they are added to our calendar, and errors do occur.


Cost: $40*
*$3 off each ticket when you use the code earlybird3 at checkout. Offer ends July 19th.
Categories: Adults Only, In Person, LGBTQ+, Theater & Performance
Venue: Lost Church
Address: 988 Columbus Ave, SF, CA