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POSTPONED / “HellaSecret” Outdoor Comedy Night & Secret Beer Garden (SF)

Every Tuesday through March 30th.

EVENT UPDATE: There are no upcoming events known for this event series - please check the organizer website for any updates.

EVENT UPDATE – We are super bummed to announce that due to an apparent dispute between the landlord and the bar owner, the secret beer garden where we host our outdoor comedy show has been shut down, possibly for good. We’ll update this page if there is any good news to share.

We’ve got a brand new secret beer garden to introduce you to for HellaSecret – a new series of pop-up (and socially distant) live outdoor comedy shows at unique spots all across the bay. We’ll take over a venue and you’ll get an email with the secret location.

This time we take over a huge secret beer garden in San Francisco with string lights, picnic tables, awesome 1/2 lb. burgers and a full bar serving $5.25 pints, $6.50 well drinks and $10 cocktail specials.

There’s plenty of parking, a lovely garden, the drinks are cheap and the vibe is very chill.

Get $5 off Tickets – Early bird tickets start at $10 adv w/ code FUNCHEAP (otherwise $15-20) – limited to 50 tickets to maintain social-distance

Shows crossed out are SOLD OUT

HellaSecret Outdoor Comedy & Beer Garden Night
Tuesday Nights at 7:30pm – Starting March 16

Reserve by the table for groups of 2, 4 or 8

  • Tuesday, March 16 – 7:30pm – 6 tables left
  • Tuesday, March 23 – 7:30pm – 10 tables left
  • Tuesday, March 30 – 7:30pm – Just announced
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  • See future dates – Every Tuesday in March & April

Food/Drinks

FULL BAR + BEER + DRINK SPECIALS: We want you to have a good time on the cheap. We’ve got a full bar with Tecate for $4 and pints of Anchor Steam and Magnolia IPA for $5.25. Well cocktails are like 2010 prices at $6.50 plus there are $10 cocktail specials for Irish Coffee, Hot Toddys, handcrafted margaritas and hurricanes

OUTDOOR DINING: Seriously, we’ve got one of the city’s best flame-grilled1/2 lb burgers which you can load up with avocado and bacon, plus garlic fries, philly cheesesteaks, grilled chicken sandwiches, grilled cheese, or four different healthy salads to choose from.

To help support local bars and restaurants, there is a two drink minimum per person (Like all restaurants, a food purchase is required in order to drink alcohol)

The Comedy

It’s an 70+ minute show with 4-5 comics on the bill with credits like Cobbs, Punchline, SF Sketchfest, Comedy Central, Viceland and more.

Details & Mask Rules

  • Show is outdoors with socially-distant seating – Limited to 50 people per show.
  • Masks required when not eating/drinking

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This event is scheduled every Tuesday:
Please be aware that recurring events like this may occasionally be cancelled or postponed by the promoter - especially on holidays. We always suggest you contact the promoter or venue to confirm for a particular day.