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Free Downtown SF “HellaSecret” Outdoor Comedy Night

Sunday, January 30, 2022 - 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Use promo code FUNCHEAP for limited $10 tickets (normally $15.)

Secret Location (SF) | San Francisco, CA

Downtown SF “HellaSecret” Outdoor Comedy Night (Opening Weekend)

Get ready for downtown San Francisco’s newest outdoor comedy club – part of our new pop-up comedy shows at unique spots all across the bay. We’ll take over a new venue and you’ll get notified of the secret location.

This HellaSecret Comedy Show takes place at a new parklet on a hidden alleyway in downtown San Francisco just a few minutes walk from Union Square and Montgomery St.

HellaSecret Downtown SF / Secret Alley Outdoor Comedy Night

Secret Alleyway Bar, Downtown San Francisco – closed to BART

*STARTING FEB 4, 2022* Friday Nights: Get $10 Tickets– use code FUNCHEAP for limited $10 tickets (otherwise $15)
Saturday Nights: Get $10 Tickets – use code FUNCHEAP for limited $10 tickets (otherwise $15)
Sunday Nights: Free tickets (limited)  – otherwise use code FUNCHEAP for $10 tickets

Plus you’ll discover one of SF’s most colorful and authentic French art bars with a craft cocktails, amazing French wine selection, murals and a rotating art collection.


  • Fridays – 6:30p and 8:30p Shows
  • Saturdays – 6:30p and 8:30p Shows
  • Sundays – 7p

It’s a 70+ minute show with 4-5 comics on the bill with credits like Cobbs, Punchline, SF Sketchfest, NBC and Outside Lands.

  • CRAFT COCKTAILS : Get creative with fresh produce and top-shelf spirits in cocktails like Cucumber Mojitos, French Blonde Cocktails, vegan jello shots, dirty martinis, Fresh Grape Caiprinhas and a full range of craft cocktails starting at just $9
  • ON DRAFT – Showcasing Italian-style pilsners, Fort Port Strawberry Darling, Belgian whites, double IPAs, Guinness Stout, Golden Gate Cider, Clear Mind Kombucha and many more. Most beers just $6. Can’t decide? Get a flight of 4 for just $8
  • WINE BAR – This is a French bar, so you’ll have your choice from a highly curated selection of excellent French reds, whites and roses plus an awesome Malbec (we have to have it!). Glasses start at $9.
  • CHEESE PLATES & CHARCUTERIE – The menu is unfussy and of the highest quality; designer cheese plates, charcuterie boards, and organic mixed nuts.
  • To help support local bars and restaurants, there is a two drink minimum per person (Like all bars/restaurants, a food purchase is required in order to drink alcohol)
  • 21+ Only
  • Unfortunately pets are not allowed
  • Proof of Vaccine is required
  • Mask Policy (Updated 8/3/21) – Everyone (regardless of vaccination status) is required to wear a mask at all times except when actively eating and drinking.

Disclaimer: Please double check event information with the event organizer as events can be canceled, details can change after they are added to our calendar, and errors do occur.

Free / RSVP

Cost: FREE*
*Use promo code FUNCHEAP for limited $10 tickets (normally $15.)
Categories: *Top Pick*, Comedy, Funcheap Presents, In Person
Address: San Francisco, CA

Sunday, January 30, 2022

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11:00 am   Free Guided Walking Tour of SF’s Mission Dolores Neighborhood  FREE*
*best to sign up at www.sfcityguides.org, though walk ups are welcome
11:00 am   Lunar New Year Festival & Marketplace at The Crossing (SoMa)  FREE*
*Food for purchase
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6:00 pm   Oakland Secret Speakeasy Comedy Night (Sunday)  $15*
*Get $5 off Tickets - Early Bird tickets $15 adv w/ code FUNCHEAP (otherwise $20). General Admission tickets $20 adv with code FUNCHEAP (otherwise $25) - limited to 40 tickets due to maintain social-distance. There is a two drink minimum
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*Free tickets, but RSVP Required. Donations ($5-$10) greatly appreciated. $10 adv / $15 door tickets also required
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*Free tickets for first 100
7:00 pm   Free Downtown SF “HellaSecret” Outdoor Comedy Night  FREE*
*Use promo code FUNCHEAP for limited $10 tickets (normally $15.)
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*Free with RSVP for first 100 people. $10 advanced tickets or $15 at door without RSVP
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*Get $5 off Tickets - Early Bird tickets start at $10 adv w/ code FUNCHEAP. There is a two drink minimum
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