San Francisco… land of the free. Here’s just the free stuff in SF and the Bay Area. Keep your wallet in your pocket and enjoy!
Saturday, February 14
F*ck Valentine’s Day Comedy Show 2026 (Oakland)
Come to Oakland’s F*ck Valentine’s Day Comedy Show to hear about hilarious dating mishaps, and some of the funniest Tinder horror stories We sold out all our shows for the past four years and now we’re back for 2026 with a special extra set of comedy ...
SF’s F*ck Valentine’s Day Comedy Show 2026 (Fillmore)
Come to SF’s F*ck Valentine’s Day Comedy Show to hear about hilarious dating mishaps, and some of the funniest Tinder horror stories
We sold out all our shows for the past four years and now we’re back for 2026 with a special extra set of comedy shows ...
SF’s Valentine’s Day Comedy Show + Pink Cocktail Party 2026 (The Function)
We sold out four shows in 2024 and 2025 and now we’re back for 2026!
Come to SF’s Valentine’s Day Comedy Show to hear about hilarious dating mishaps, some of the funniest Tinder horror stories and some fire stand-up comedy from some of SF’s top comics with ...
“Crazy Funny Asians” Free Comedy Showcase (SF)
Inspired by the blockbuster movie, see some of the Bay Area’s top comedians at San Francisco’s Crazy Funny Asians comedy showcase, presented by Funcheap and HellaFunny. Let’s celebrate the Bay’s Asian-American culture and heritage with laughs at SF’s brand new comedy club on Market St – ...Every Saturday
“Puff Puff Laugh” SF’s Cannabis Lounge Comedy Show (Moe Greens)
Puff Puff Laugh is Back! And now we’re on Saturdays! HellaFunny is taking over one of SF’s premier cannabis lounges, Moe Greens, for a night of “Puff Puff Laugh.” That’s right… it’s the only comedy show in San Francisco where you can (legally in California) get high ...Every Saturday
Free Tix: HellaSecret “Desi Comedy Night” Live in SF (7p + 9p)
It’s the return of San Francisco’s only weekly HellaDesi Comedy Night with HellaFunny and Funcheap at a HellaSecret comedy venue with easy access to BART. See a showcase of some of the Bay Area’s top comedians of Indian, Pakistani, Sri Lankan, Bangladeshi, Afghan, and South Asian descent ...Every Saturday
SF’s Late Night Stand-Up Comedy Olympics (SF vs. Oakland)
Welcome to The HellaFunny Olympics where the best San Francisco comedians go head-to-head against the best Oakland comedians in a classic Battle of the Bay. Who will win? You decide! Teams of comedians representing their city will engage in an epic joke off, trading jokes back and forth until ...Every Saturday
“No Scrubs” ’90s Valentine’s Day Dance Party (SF)
Your Valentine’s Night plans are solved… The 1990’s were uhh-mayy-zing, the slang was super dope, and the music was phenomenal. From TLC, to the Fresh Prince, to Kid ‘N Play to Usher… get your groove on to the best 90s Hip Hop and R&B tunes. ...
SF’s Magnificent Magnolias Valentine’s Day Stroll 2026
Thanks to San Francisco Botanical Garden for sharing the news that the first of their beautiful magnolias are at peak bloom. One of San Francisco’s most breathtaking natural marvels, the annual bloom of more than 200 rare and historic magnolias with trees reaching 80 feet, is typically at ...
Free “Legion of Honor” Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Valentine’s Day 2026)
the Legion of Honor offers free general admission to the permanent galleries to Bay Area residents. Advanced tickets are required, and capacity is limited due to COVID-19 precautions. Please note that admission to any special exhibits is not included nor discounted and will require ...Every Saturday
Free de Young Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Every Saturday)
, the de Young offers free general admission to the permanent galleries to Bay Area residents. Please note that admission to any special exhibits is not included nor discounted and will require the full admission price. Saturdays feature engaging art experiences for the entire family, ...Every Saturday
Twin Peaks Cleanup
Meet next to Twin Peaks Public Restroom (1 Christmas Tree Point Rd) to grab our supplies and form our crew. Then, cleaning will occur from 9:30am to 11:30am around the neighborhood. Sign up on this Civic Joy Fund Mobilize page or email info@refuserefusesf.org with event name
Russian Hill Neighbors Cleanup + Free Coffee & Treats (SF)
Meet at the NW corner of Hyde St and Filbert St. We will grab our supplies and form our crews at 9:30am, then clean from 10:00am to 12:00pm around the neighborhood. Volunteers will receive coffee at the beginning and a treat following the cleanup. Sign up ...
Free Valentine’s Day Ocean Beach Clean-Up Party + Snacks (SF)
Meet at Ocean Beach Cafe (734 La Playa St) at 10:00am to form groups and go out to clean the beach until 11:30am. Stay afterwards for free food & refreshments. Sign up on this Civic Joy Fund Mobilize page, or email info@refuserefusesf.org with event name.
SF’s 5th Annual “Lovers Lane” Valentine’s Block Party 2026
Lovers Lane returns to the Mission for its 5th Annual Valentine’s Block Party (2026)
Lovers Lane, San Francisco’s only love-themed community block party, returns to the Mission District for its fifth year.
The 2026 event takes place on Saturday, February 14, 2026, from 10 am to 6 ...
2026 Millbrae Lunar New Year Festival (Feb. 14-15)
Saturday, February 14 – 10:00 am - Ends at 5:00 pm |
Cost: FREE | Downtown Millbrae
Celebrate the start of the Year 2026 at the Millbrae Lunar New Year Festival! Contact us at info@omggrp.com Celebrate the Lunar New Year with a fun-filled, family-friendly festival full of color, culture, and excitement! Attendees can enjoy: Celebration & Vendors – Delicious foods, unique crafts, and ...
19 Free Guided Walking Tours of SF for Valentine’s Day 2026
Take a guided walk around San Francisco and learn something new about the city you love over Valentine’s Day 2026.
Saturday, February 14
10:00 am – 1840s San Francisco and the Astonishing Legacy of America’s “First Black Millionaire”
10:00 am – Coit Tower Murals
10:00 am – Downtown Walks ...
Free “Lovers Lane” Valentine’s Day Alley Party w/ Lowriders, DJs + Art (SF)
Lovers Lane is the Mission’s only love themed Valentines Day event meant to inspire hope, bring unity, and love for the community.
Every year we make sure to emphasize the importance of accessibility through free activities for families, supporting local vendors, highlight up and coming performers, ...
Golden Gate Park “Singing in the Park” Community Party (SF)
Make new friends and beautiful, fun music: join us for free monthly community singing in the park! We meet the Second Saturday of every month @10:30am and will always have the pink blanket above so you can find us. The community sing is super kid, adult ...Monthly
World Naked Bike Ride Through SF: February’s Love Parade 2026
Saturday, February 14 – 11:00 am - Ends at 3:00 pm |
Cost: FREE | Rincon Park
Be on the lookout as The World Naked Bike Ride rolls through San Francisco on February 14, 2026.
San Francisco World Naked Bike Rides presents the funnest opportunity to ProTest to Save Our Planet — in #ThePureSuitOfHappiness (#BareAsYouDare ).
World Naked Bike Ride
Saturday, February 14, 2026*
11am Gathering ...
