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“Hook-Up Horror Stories” Stand-Up Comedy Show (SF)

Every Wednesday
Wednesday, December 3, 2025 - 7:00 pm to 10:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free with RSVP

The Function | 1414 Market Street, San Francisco, CA

Free / RSVP

“Hook-Up Horror Stories” Stand-Up Comedy Show (SF)

We’ve all had bad dates. Lets hear SF’s top comedians make you laugh about them!

Bad dates make great comedy.

💘 First 50 RSVPs get in FREE – claim yours now (7p + 8:30p shows)

Welcome to Tindervention—the stand-up show where SF’s top comedians spill their most outrageous dating disasters, from Tinder catastrophes to awkward hookups, ghostings, catfishes, and everything in between. It’s brutally honest, wildly relatable, and laugh-out-loud funny.

If you’ve ever swiped right and instantly regretted it… this is your group therapy (with drinks).💔 70–90 minute show featuring 4–5 pro comics (credits include Cobb’s, Punch Line, SF Sketchfest, Clusterfest & Outside Lands)

🍹 Two-drink minimum – help support the bar & staff
🎟️ FREE with RSVP – Donations welcome (bring cash!)
🚪 $20 at the door – first come, first served
🎭 Lineups change weekly, heartbreak is forever

Disclaimer: Please double check event information with the event organizer as events can be canceled, details can change after they are added to our calendar, and errors do occur.


Cost: FREE*
*Free with RSVP
Categories: *Top Pick*, Comedy, Discount Tix / Promo Codes, Downtown San Francisco, In Person, Sponsored
Address: 1414 Market Street, San Francisco, CA

Wednesday, December 3, 2025

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9:30 am   SF Zoo Free Admission Day (Dec. 2025)  FREE*
*Free admission offer only valid to San Francisco residents with valid ID, subject to capacity. Admission into the zoo ends one hour before closing time for non-members. (For members admission ends 30 minutes before closing time.)
11:00 am   SF’s GLBT History Museum: Free First Wednesday  FREE*
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