Comedy Roast Battles + Luchador Fights: LAFS & SLAMS 2026 (SF)
Mayes Oyster House | 1233 Polk St. San Francisco, CA 94154
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VIKING PARTY, LUCHA LIBRE, COMEDY, OCCULT RITUALS, SKIN (21+ONLY)
Welcome to the craziest night of your life. We open with a jaw dropping Occult Ceremony to please the Comedy Gods.
Comedians got beef with each other so they lock horns in an epic joke battle roast BUT if they loose, their Luchador fights for them to stay in the running! WHO LIVES? WHO DIES? YOU DECIDE – WHO IS THE FUNNIEST AND WHO IS THE DEADLIEST? YOU DECIDE
LAFS & SLAMS
Saturday, June 13, 2026 | 8:30p – 10:30p
Mayes Oyster House, 1233 Polk St, SF
Get Tickets: $20 General Admission | Space is limitedCome cheer for your favorite!
- The champion wins the DEAD RABBITS CHAMPIONSHIP BELT? , $100, and a HEADLINER SET!
- Only those in Costume may be pulled away at anytime by the ORACLE for a one on one
We aim to redefine immersive theater with adventure and wonder! Wiewer discretion – blood, nudity.
All proceeds will be donated to Napa Bunnies, a local rabbit rescue helping abandoned and neglected rabbits find safe, loving homes
- Host Chief Honotan
- Top tier wrestlers
- Professional Comedians
- DJ DirtyMurty will be in the house all night
- Keep your spirits soaring with our Full Bar and and Magic Elixirs
- Grab a selfie with the infamous AI Robot GOOCH! as seen in SFChronicle
- Guests with costumes have a chance to be chosen by the Oracle
- After Party – Stay and vibe out with us
- Easy PARKING right in front
- All profits go to Napa Bunnies Rabbit Rescue
Come for the madness. Stay because it actually helps!
MAYES on Polk St
Enter the great halls and gather around the arena. The mead will flow and the floors will tremble as Mayes becomes a ritual ground. A rabbit hole for the brave to enter and explore together. From savage feasts to weekend raids, Mayes is where San Francisco’s Maidens and Warriors come to claim glory.
DEAD RABBITS:
- Chief Honotan – Host and Leader of the Dead Rabbits
- Captain Rohani
- Dead Bunny – Lillith Morning Star
- DJ Dirty Murty
- Fight Commentator – Cornelius the Wizard
- Gooch – First AI robot to achieve consciousness
CHIEF HONOTAN
LILLITH MORNINGSTAR
Once a high priestess of The Silent Flame, an ancient order devoted to forgotten Gods who granted sorcery through blood sacrifice and beauty. Revered yet envied for her beauty, Lillith was betrayed by her own kin and exiled to our world.
But the old Gods remember the faithful..
Teaming up with the Dead Rabbits, Lillith willingly offers herself as a blood sacrifice to please the Comedy Gods once more. In return the Gods grant her vengeance against those who cursed her, one soul at a time.
Now she waits in shadow with a power to shatter worlds and hearts alike.
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Disclaimer: Please double check event information with the event organizer as events can be canceled, details can change after they are added to our calendar, and errors do occur.
Cost: $20*
