Zombie Bikeocalypse | East Bay Bike Party
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Friday, October 10, 2014
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The EBBP Facebook Group has eclipsed 10,000 members, setting off a terrifying chain reaction of death and re-animation among the group. On 10/10 the transformation of the entire 10,000 will be complete.
Unlike past zombie pandemics, these zombies appear highly evolved. They ride bikes to overcome their typical slowness. They also exhibit some other strangely compelling behavior. Early reports suggest that all seem to:
- Stay right
- Stop at lights
- Ride straight
- Love others
- Pack their trash
- Maintain their wits
Aside from their putrid appearances, their positivity is infectious and is likely to result in the continued growth in their numbers…
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