Monday, January 5, 2026
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| 6:00 pm | SF Arcade Bar “Emporium” 8 Free Game Tokens for “Industry Night” (Every Monday) | FREE*
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| 7:00 pm | “Motown On Mondays” DJ Night (Madrone Art Bar) | FREE*
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| 8:00 pm | Mirthquake: Monday Live Comedy in the Richmond w/ $5 Drinks (SF) | FREE*
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Tuesday, January 6, 2026
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The robot revolution is upon us, and they’ve infiltrated the world of comedy! Join us for “Laugh GPT,” the AI-powered comedy show that might just be humanity’s last stand-up hurrah.
As artificial intelligence more...
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| 7:00 pm | Oakland’s “Mezcal & Mole” Comedy Night (Mondays & Tuesdays) |
FREE*
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| 7:30 pm | $1 Margaritas & “Disco Taco Tuesday” at Underdogs (SoMa) |
FREE*
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| 9:30 am | de Young Museum Free Day (First Tuesdays) |
FREE*
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| 9:30 am | “Legion of Honor” Museum Free Day (First Tuesdays) |
FREE*
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| 10:00 am | SF’s Conservatory of Flowers Free First Tuesdays (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE |
| 11:00 am | SF’s Cartoon Art Museum’s “Pay What You Wish” Day (First Tuesdays) |
FREE*
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| 4:00 pm | SF’s Free Arcade Game Night at The Detour (First Tuesdays) |
FREE*
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| 8:00 pm | First Tuesdays Free Comedy Showcase & Happy Hour | The Layover |
FREE*
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| 8:30 pm | $6 Drive-In Movie Night in Concord & San Jose |
$6*
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Wednesday, January 7, 2026
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Join us for Wing Wednesdays at Underdogs Cantina with $1 Wings from 4:30pm – Close!
$1 Wing Wednesdays
Every Wednesday | 4:30pm to Close
Underdogs Cantina, 128 King St. (Across from ballpark), SF
FREE (No more...
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| 7:00 pm | “Hook-Up Horror Stories” Stand-Up Comedy Show (SF) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 am | Japanese Tea Garden’s Free Admission Hour (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE*
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| 11:00 am | SF’s GLBT History Museum: Free First Wednesday |
FREE*
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| 11:00 am | Free Admission Day at Yerba Buena Center for the Arts (YBCA) |
FREE |
| 3:00 pm | Ranch First Wednesday Open Community Day | Napa |
FREE*
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| 6:00 pm | “Safe Words” Comedy & Hot Dogs | SF |
FREE*
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| 6:00 pm | “Wiener Wednesday” Free Hot Dog Night at Rye (SF) |
FREE*
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| 6:30 pm | “South Side Beer Ride” Free Monthly Brewery Shuttle | SF |
FREE*
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| 6:30 pm | Drink & Draw Art Event & Raffle | The Knockout |
FREE |
| 6:30 pm | Intro to Personal Safety & Self-Defense Class | SF |
FREE*
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| 7:00 pm | Black Hammer’s Free “Hopped Up” Trivia Night (Every Wednesday) |
FREE |
| 7:30 pm | Hometown Free Comedy Night & Happy Hour | Emeryville |
FREE*
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Thursday, January 8, 2026
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Welcome to Hecklers Welcome!, San Francisco’s only stand-up show where you get to talk back. This is not your average comedy night—this is a full-blown verbal brawl, where comics come ready to spar and more...
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| 9:00 pm | $5 Off: “San Francisco Tonight” Comedy Show in The Mission (SF) |
$11.94*
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| 6:00 pm | Thursday Night Poem Jam | SF Main Library |
FREE |
| 7:30 pm | Comedy Sharks Standup Night | Peninsula |
FREE |
| 8:00 pm | Shame Cave Comedy Show: A Shameful Yet Shameless Night | SF |
FREE |
| 9:00 pm | 16th & Mission Open Mic (w/out a mic) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 pm | Every Thursday: “Inner Circle” Dance Party at White Rabbit (SF) |
FREE*
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Friday, January 9, 2026
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Inspired by the blockbuster movie, see some of the Bay Area’s top comedians at San Francisco’s Crazy Funny Asians comedy showcase, presented by Funcheap and HellaFunny. Let’s celebrate the Bay’s Asian-American culture more...
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| 7:30 pm | “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” Film w/ SF Symphony Live Orchestra (Jan. 9-10) |
$109*
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| 8:00 pm | “The Stoner Comedy Jam” Friday Nights (SF) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 am | Japanese Tea Garden’s Free Admission Hour (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE*
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| 11:00 am | “Pay-What-You-Can” Taco Day at SF’s Tato (Every Friday) |
FREE*
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| 5:00 pm | $1 Drink Fridays: “Battle of the Decades” DJ Party (North Beach) |
FREE*
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| 5:00 pm | Second Fridays Art Walk | San Rafael |
FREE |
| 5:00 pm | Vallejo Art Walk | Second Fridays |
FREE |
| 6:00 pm | 2nd Friday Art Walk | Oakland & Alameda |
FREE |
| 7:00 pm | Free Comedy Night w/ Danny Dechi & Friends | Outer Richmond |
FREE |
| 7:30 pm | East Bay Bike Party (Every Second Friday) |
FREE |
Saturday, January 10, 2026
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This fantasy swashbuckler film follows pirate Jack Sparrow and the blacksmith Will Turner as they attempt to rescue the kidnapped Elizabeth Swann.
The trio encounters Captain Barbossa and the Black Pearl crew more...
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| 7:00 pm | “Crazy Funny Asians” Free Comedy Showcase (SF) |
FREE*
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| 8:00 pm | “Puff Puff Laugh” SF’s Cannabis Lounge Comedy Show (Moe Greens) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 pm | Free Tix: HellaSecret “Desi Comedy Night” Live in SF (7p + 9p) |
FREE*
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| 10:00 pm | SF’s Late Night Stand-Up Comedy Olympics (SF vs. Oakland) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 am | Trail & Habitat Volunteer Work: Restoring Laguna Honda’s Lost Trails | SF |
FREE |
| 9:30 am | Free de Young Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Every Saturday) |
FREE*
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| 9:30 am | Free “Legion of Honor” Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Every Saturday) |
FREE*
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| 10:30 am | Golden Gate Park “Singing in the Park” Community Party (SF) |
FREE*
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| 11:00 am | The Box SF “Eat Me!” Artisan Food Fair (2026) |
*
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| 11:00 am | SF’s Posadita Holiday Market |
FREE |
| 12:00 pm | Eco SF School Farm Volunteer Work Day | SF |
FREE |
| 12:00 pm | Free Beginner Parkour “Urban Ninja” Class |
FREE |
| 2:00 pm | “Sketchboard”: Figure Drawing Art Class & Live Music | SF |
$5*
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| 4:00 pm | Free Art Opening: Alvarez + Occhiogrosso Exhibits (Morgan Hill) |
FREE*
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| 8:30 pm | Saturday Write Fever: Insta-Plays Written & Performed | SF |
FREE |
| 9:00 pm | “FirstClass: Departure” DJ Saturday Nights | Oakland |
FREE |
Sunday, January 11, 2026
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James Lapine and Stephen Sondheim explore the darker side of happily ever after in the timeless and ever-relevant Into the Woods. Beloved storybook characters collide as this timeless tale weaves together more...
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| 5:00 pm | PIER 39’s Dazzling 60′ Tree Lighting Show (Final Night) |
FREE |
| 9:00 am | Tefillin Club |
FREE |
| 10:00 am | “Manny’s Neighborhood Trash Cleanup” w/ $1 Beer & Free Yoga Classes, Free Fries (SF) |
FREE*
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| 10:30 am | “Sunday Assembly” Silicon Valley Community Gathering | Mountain View |
FREE |
| 11:00 am | Free Admission Day at Yerba Buena Center for the Arts (YBCA) |
FREE |
| 11:00 am | “Lindy in the Park” Swing Dance Party (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE*
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| 11:00 am | The Box SF “Eat Me!” Artisan Food Fair (2026) |
*
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| 1:00 pm | Golden Gate Park Sunday Roller Disco Party (SF) |
FREE |
| 2:00 pm | Anime & Manga Club: An Afternoon Full Of Fun | SF |
FREE |
Monday, January 12, 2026
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Get ready for TownBiz Comedy Night in Oakland’s Temescal neighborhood—a celebration of Oakland comedy and culture with a series of pop-up live shows across the Bay by HellaFunny.
This HellaFunny comedy night takes place at more...
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| 7:00 pm | Monday Night Free Comedy Show at SF’s Newest Comedy Club (The Function) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 am | Japanese Tea Garden’s Free Admission Hour (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE*
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| 6:00 pm | SF Arcade Bar “Emporium” 8 Free Game Tokens for “Industry Night” (Every Monday) |
FREE*
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| 6:30 pm | Cyberpunk Cinema Night | Mission Dist. |
FREE |
| 7:00 pm | Intro to Personal Safety & Self-Defense Class | Berkeley |
FREE*
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| 7:00 pm | “Motown On Mondays” DJ Night (Madrone Art Bar) |
FREE*
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| 8:00 pm | Mirthquake: Monday Live Comedy in the Richmond w/ $5 Drinks (SF) |
FREE*
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Tuesday, January 13, 2026
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The robot revolution is upon us, and they’ve infiltrated the world of comedy! Join us for “Laugh GPT,” the AI-powered comedy show that might just be humanity’s last stand-up hurrah.
As artificial intelligence more...
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| 7:00 pm | Oakland’s “Mezcal & Mole” Comedy Night (Mondays & Tuesdays) |
FREE*
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| 7:30 pm | $1 Margaritas & “Disco Taco Tuesday” at Underdogs (SoMa) |
FREE*
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| 7:00 pm | “Cartoonist Conspiracy of San Francisco” Collaborative Drawing Jam |
FREE*
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| 8:30 pm | $6 Drive-In Movie Night in Concord & San Jose |
$6*
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Wednesday, January 14, 2026
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Join us for Wing Wednesdays at Underdogs Cantina with $1 Wings from 4:30pm – Close!
$1 Wing Wednesdays
Every Wednesday | 4:30pm to Close
Underdogs Cantina, 128 King St. (Across from ballpark), SF
FREE (No more...
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| 7:00 pm | “Hook-Up Horror Stories” Stand-Up Comedy Show (SF) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 am | Japanese Tea Garden’s Free Admission Hour (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE*
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| 11:00 am | Free Admission Day at Yerba Buena Center for the Arts (YBCA) |
FREE |
| 6:00 pm | “Wiener Wednesday” Free Hot Dog Night at Rye (SF) |
FREE*
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| 7:00 pm | Black Hammer’s Free “Hopped Up” Trivia Night (Every Wednesday) |
FREE |
| 7:00 pm | The Laugh Boat: Local Brews & Free Comedy | SF |
FREE |
Thursday, January 15, 2026
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Welcome to Hecklers Welcome!, San Francisco’s only stand-up show where you get to talk back. This is not your average comedy night—this is a full-blown verbal brawl, where comics come ready to spar and more...
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| 9:00 pm | $5 Off: “San Francisco Tonight” Comedy Show in The Mission (SF) |
$11.94*
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| 6:00 pm | 2026 History Fun Night w/ SF’s “Emperor Norton” (The Clift) |
FREE |
| 9:00 pm | Every Thursday: “Inner Circle” Dance Party at White Rabbit (SF) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 pm | 16th & Mission Open Mic (w/out a mic) |
FREE*
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Friday, January 16, 2026
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San Jose Bike Party is a place to ride bikes, make friends, and have a good time every third Friday of each month at 8 pm. San Jose is the largest more...
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Saturday, January 17, 2026
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Saturday, January 17 8:40 am - Ends at 3:50 pm |
Cost: $47.95 | Alcatraz Landing
Enter to win a pair of tickets to the popular Alcatraz Day Tour!
Walk in the footsteps of notorious inmates and step inside the world-renowned Cellhouse on Alcatraz Island. The Alcatraz Day Tour by Alcatraz more...
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| 7:00 pm | “Crazy Funny Asians” Free Comedy Showcase (SF) |
FREE*
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| 8:00 pm | $5 Off Tix: Timeless Musical “Into the Woods” Live in SF (Final Performance) |
$47*
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