Saturday, January 3, 2026
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Welcome to The HellaFunny Olympics where the best San Francisco comedians go head-to-head against the best Oakland comedians in a classic Battle of the Bay.
Who will win? You decide!
Teams of comedians representing their more...
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| 9:30 am | Free de Young Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Every Saturday) |
FREE*
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| 9:30 am | Free “Legion of Honor” Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Every Saturday) |
FREE*
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| All Day | Bank of America’s “Museums On Us” Free Museum Weekend (2025) |
FREE*
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| 10:00 am | “Healthy Parks Healthy People”: Monthly Nature Walks | Bay Area |
FREE |
| 12:30 pm | Nike Missile Site Open House & Storytelling | Marin Headlands |
FREE |
| 9:00 pm | SF’s Prince vs. Michael Jackson DJ Party (NoPa) |
$10 |
Sunday, January 4, 2026
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Through the power of art, the Asian Art Museum in San Francisco brings the diverse cultures of Asia to life.
Located in the heart of San Francisco, the museum is home to more...
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| 10:00 am | “Manny’s Neighborhood Trash Cleanup” w/ $1 Beer & Free Yoga Classes, Free Fries (SF) |
FREE*
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| 11:00 am | “Lindy in the Park” Swing Dance Party (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE*
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| 11:00 am | Oakland Museum of California’s Free First Sundays (OMCA) |
FREE*
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| 11:00 am | “Castro Art Mart” Mini Block Party on Noe St. (Every First Sunday) |
FREE |
| 12:30 pm | Free Monthly Yoga Class for Beginners | SF |
FREE*
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| 1:00 pm | Golden Gate Park Sunday Roller Disco Party (SF) |
FREE |
| 2:00 pm | SF’s Free “Sundays at the Beach” Chair Yoga Day (Great Highway) |
FREE |
| 2:00 pm | Discordia Gameshow (SF) |
FREE*
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| 3:00 pm | Cuban Rumba Jam: Play, Sing, Dance & Enjoy | Berkeley |
FREE*
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| 5:00 pm | “Lightscape”: Immersive Holiday Light Trail Final Day at Golden Gate Park |
$32*
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| 7:00 pm | Clutch The Pearls: Drag Cabaret Night | Make Out Room |
$5*
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Monday, January 5, 2026
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Get ready for TownBiz Comedy Night in Oakland’s Temescal neighborhood—a celebration of Oakland comedy and culture with a series of pop-up live shows across the Bay by HellaFunny.
This HellaFunny comedy night takes place at more...
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| 7:00 pm | Monday Night Free Comedy Show at SF’s Newest Comedy Club (The Function) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 am | Japanese Tea Garden’s Free Admission Hour (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE*
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| 6:00 pm | SF Arcade Bar “Emporium” 8 Free Game Tokens for “Industry Night” (Every Monday) |
FREE*
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| 7:00 pm | “Motown On Mondays” DJ Night (Madrone Art Bar) |
FREE*
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| 8:00 pm | Mirthquake: Monday Live Comedy in the Richmond w/ $5 Drinks (SF) |
FREE*
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Tuesday, January 6, 2026
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The robot revolution is upon us, and they’ve infiltrated the world of comedy! Join us for “Laugh GPT,” the AI-powered comedy show that might just be humanity’s last stand-up hurrah.
As artificial intelligence more...
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| 7:00 pm | Oakland’s “Mezcal & Mole” Comedy Night (Mondays & Tuesdays) |
FREE*
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| 7:30 pm | $1 Margaritas & “Disco Taco Tuesday” at Underdogs (SoMa) |
FREE*
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| 9:30 am | de Young Museum Free Day (First Tuesdays) |
FREE*
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| 9:30 am | “Legion of Honor” Museum Free Day (First Tuesdays) |
FREE*
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| 10:00 am | SF’s Conservatory of Flowers Free First Tuesdays (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE |
| 11:00 am | SF’s Cartoon Art Museum’s “Pay What You Wish” Day (First Tuesdays) |
FREE*
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| 4:00 pm | SF’s Free Arcade Game Night at The Detour (First Tuesdays) |
FREE*
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| 8:00 pm | First Tuesdays Free Comedy Showcase & Happy Hour | The Layover |
FREE*
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| 8:30 pm | $6 Drive-In Movie Night in Concord & San Jose |
$6*
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Wednesday, January 7, 2026
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Join us for Wing Wednesdays at Underdogs Cantina with $1 Wings from 4:30pm – Close!
$1 Wing Wednesdays
Every Wednesday | 4:30pm to Close
Underdogs Cantina, 128 King St. (Across from ballpark), SF
FREE (No more...
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| 7:00 pm | “Hook-Up Horror Stories” Stand-Up Comedy Show (SF) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 am | Japanese Tea Garden’s Free Admission Hour (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE*
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| 11:00 am | SF’s GLBT History Museum: Free First Wednesday |
FREE*
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| 11:00 am | Free Admission Day at Yerba Buena Center for the Arts (YBCA) |
FREE |
| 3:00 pm | Ranch First Wednesday Open Community Day | Napa |
FREE*
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| 6:00 pm | “Safe Words” Comedy & Hot Dogs | SF |
FREE*
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| 6:00 pm | “Wiener Wednesday” Free Hot Dog Night at Rye (SF) |
FREE*
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| 6:30 pm | Drink & Draw Art Event & Raffle | The Knockout |
FREE |
| 6:30 pm | Intro to Personal Safety & Self-Defense Class | SF |
FREE*
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| 6:30 pm | “South Side Beer Ride” Free Monthly Brewery Shuttle | SF |
FREE*
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| 7:00 pm | Black Hammer’s Free “Hopped Up” Trivia Night (Every Wednesday) |
FREE |
| 7:30 pm | Hometown Free Comedy Night & Happy Hour | Emeryville |
FREE*
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Thursday, January 8, 2026
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Welcome to Hecklers Welcome!, San Francisco’s only stand-up show where you get to talk back. This is not your average comedy night—this is a full-blown verbal brawl, where comics come ready to spar and more...
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| 9:00 pm | $5 Off: “San Francisco Tonight” Comedy Show in The Mission (SF) |
$11.94*
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| 6:00 pm | Thursday Night Poem Jam | SF Main Library |
FREE |
| 7:30 pm | Comedy Sharks Standup Night | Peninsula |
FREE |
| 8:00 pm | Shame Cave Comedy Show: A Shameful Yet Shameless Night | SF |
FREE |
| 9:00 pm | 16th & Mission Open Mic (w/out a mic) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 pm | Every Thursday: “Inner Circle” Dance Party at White Rabbit (SF) |
FREE*
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Friday, January 9, 2026
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Inspired by the blockbuster movie, see some of the Bay Area’s top comedians at San Francisco’s Crazy Funny Asians comedy showcase, presented by Funcheap and HellaFunny. Let’s celebrate the Bay’s Asian-American culture more...
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| 7:30 pm | “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” Film w/ SF Symphony Live Orchestra (Jan. 9-10) |
$109*
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| 8:00 pm | “The Stoner Comedy Jam” Friday Nights (SF) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 am | Japanese Tea Garden’s Free Admission Hour (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE*
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| 11:00 am | “Pay-What-You-Can” Taco Day at SF’s Tato (Every Friday) |
FREE*
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| 5:00 pm | $1 Drink Fridays: “Battle of the Decades” DJ Party (North Beach) |
FREE*
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| 5:00 pm | Second Fridays Art Walk | San Rafael |
FREE |
| 5:00 pm | Vallejo Art Walk | Second Fridays |
FREE |
| 6:00 pm | 2nd Friday Art Walk | Oakland & Alameda |
FREE |
| 7:00 pm | Free Comedy Night w/ Danny Dechi & Friends | Outer Richmond |
FREE |
| 7:30 pm | East Bay Bike Party (Every Second Friday) |
FREE |
Saturday, January 10, 2026
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This fantasy swashbuckler film follows pirate Jack Sparrow and the blacksmith Will Turner as they attempt to rescue the kidnapped Elizabeth Swann.
The trio encounters Captain Barbossa and the Black Pearl crew more...
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| 7:00 pm | “Crazy Funny Asians” Free Comedy Showcase (SF) |
FREE*
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| 8:00 pm | “Puff Puff Laugh” SF’s Cannabis Lounge Comedy Show (Moe Greens) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 pm | Free Tix: HellaSecret “Desi Comedy Night” Live in SF (7p + 9p) |
FREE*
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| 10:00 pm | SF’s Late Night Stand-Up Comedy Olympics (SF vs. Oakland) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 am | Trail & Habitat Volunteer Work: Restoring Laguna Honda’s Lost Trails | SF |
FREE |
| 9:30 am | Free de Young Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Every Saturday) |
FREE*
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| 9:30 am | Free “Legion of Honor” Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Every Saturday) |
FREE*
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| 10:30 am | Golden Gate Park “Singing in the Park” Community Party (SF) |
FREE*
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| 11:00 am | The Box SF “Eat Me!” Artisan Food Fair (2026) |
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| 12:00 pm | Free Beginner Parkour “Urban Ninja” Class |
FREE |
| 12:00 pm | Eco SF School Farm Volunteer Work Day | SF |
FREE |
| 2:00 pm | “Sketchboard”: Figure Drawing Art Class & Live Music | SF |
$5*
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| 4:00 pm | Free Art Opening: Alvarez + Occhiogrosso Exhibits (Morgan Hill) |
FREE*
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| 8:30 pm | Saturday Write Fever: Insta-Plays Written & Performed | SF |
FREE |
| 9:00 pm | “FirstClass: Departure” DJ Saturday Nights | Oakland |
FREE |
Sunday, January 11, 2026
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James Lapine and Stephen Sondheim explore the darker side of happily ever after in the timeless and ever-relevant Into the Woods. Beloved storybook characters collide as this timeless tale weaves together more...
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| 5:00 pm | PIER 39’s Dazzling 60′ Tree Lighting Show (Final Night) |
FREE |
| 9:00 am | Tefillin Club |
FREE |
| 10:00 am | “Manny’s Neighborhood Trash Cleanup” w/ $1 Beer & Free Yoga Classes, Free Fries (SF) |
FREE*
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| 10:30 am | “Sunday Assembly” Silicon Valley Community Gathering | Mountain View |
FREE |
| 11:00 am | The Box SF “Eat Me!” Artisan Food Fair (2026) |
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| 11:00 am | Free Admission Day at Yerba Buena Center for the Arts (YBCA) |
FREE |
| 11:00 am | “Lindy in the Park” Swing Dance Party (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE*
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| 1:00 pm | Golden Gate Park Sunday Roller Disco Party (SF) |
FREE |
| 2:00 pm | Anime & Manga Club: An Afternoon Full Of Fun | SF |
FREE |
Monday, January 12, 2026
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Get ready for TownBiz Comedy Night in Oakland’s Temescal neighborhood—a celebration of Oakland comedy and culture with a series of pop-up live shows across the Bay by HellaFunny.
This HellaFunny comedy night takes place at more...
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| 7:00 pm | Monday Night Free Comedy Show at SF’s Newest Comedy Club (The Function) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 am | Japanese Tea Garden’s Free Admission Hour (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE*
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| 6:00 pm | SF Arcade Bar “Emporium” 8 Free Game Tokens for “Industry Night” (Every Monday) |
FREE*
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| 6:30 pm | Cyberpunk Cinema Night | Mission Dist. |
FREE |
| 7:00 pm | Intro to Personal Safety & Self-Defense Class | Berkeley |
FREE*
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| 7:00 pm | “Motown On Mondays” DJ Night (Madrone Art Bar) |
FREE*
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| 8:00 pm | Mirthquake: Monday Live Comedy in the Richmond w/ $5 Drinks (SF) |
FREE*
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