Free Downtown SF “HellaSecret” Outdoor Comedy Night

Get ready for downtown San Francisco’s newest outdoor comedy club – part of our new pop-up comedy shows at unique spots all across the bay. We’ll take over a new venue and you’ll get notified of the secret location.

This HellaSecret Comedy Show takes place at a new parklet on a hidden alleyway in downtown San Francisco just a few minutes walk from Union Square and Montgomery St.

HellaSecret Downtown SF / Secret Alley Outdoor Comedy Night

Secret Alleyway Bar, Downtown San Francisco – closed to BART

Friday Nights: Get $10 Tickets– use code FUNCHEAP for limited $10 tickets (otherwise $15)
Saturday Nights: Get $10 Tickets – use code FUNCHEAP for limited $10 tickets (otherwise $15)
Sunday Nights: Free tickets (limited)  – otherwise use code FUNCHEAP for $10 tickets

Plus you’ll discover one of SF’s most colorful and authentic French art bars with a craft cocktails, amazing French wine selection, murals and a rotating art collection.

// COMEDY – FRIDAY, SATURDAYS & SUNDAYS //

• Fridays – 6:30p and 8:30p Shows
• Saturdays – 6:30p and 8:30p Shows
• Sundays – 7p Show

It’s a 70+ minute show with 4-5 comics on the bill with credits like Cobbs, Punchline, SF Sketchfest, NBC and Outside Lands.

• CRAFT COCKTAILS : Get creative with fresh produce and top-shelf spirits in cocktails like Cucumber Mojitos, French Blonde Cocktails, vegan jello shots, dirty martinis, Fresh Grape Caiprinhas and a full range of craft cocktails starting at just $9
• ON DRAFT – Showcasing Italian-style pilsners, Fort Port Strawberry Darling, Belgian whites, double IPAs, Guinness Stout, Golden Gate Cider, Clear Mind Kombucha and many more. Most beers just $6. Can’t decide? Get a flight of 4 for just $8
• WINE BAR – This is a French bar, so you’ll have your choice from a highly curated selection of excellent French reds, whites and roses plus an awesome Malbec (we have to have it!). Glasses start at $9.
• CHEESE PLATES & CHARCUTERIE – The menu is unfussy and of the highest quality; designer cheese plates, charcuterie boards, and organic mixed nuts.
• To help support local bars and restaurants, there is a two drink minimum per person (Like all bars/restaurants, a food purchase is required in order to drink alcohol)
• 21+ Only
• Unfortunately pets are not allowed