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The Real San Francisco Walking Tour (Castro)

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Saturday, September 25, 2021 - 2:00 pm to 4:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*To attend, you must email clydealwaysthebard@gmail.com to reserve a spot. Tour is free--tips appreciated.

Church and Market (on the sidewalk in front of Verve Coffee) | San Francisco, CA


This ain’t your typical walking tour. This is The Real San Francisco, as presented by Clyde Always, the Bard of Bay City.
Hold on to your hats, as Clyde leads you through a maze of colorful settings, each lending itself to be the backdrop of one of his signature, all-American, all-original TALL TALES.
You’ll be tickled pink to hear:
“The Hippest Coyote Who Ever Lived”
“The Tale of Manny and the Hot Dog Cart”
“The Fetchinest Dog in the West”
“The Tale of Devin and the Vegan Cappuccino”
and more!
International audiences have delighted in these wild narratives, some written in comic verse a la Shel Silverstein, others told more like something from the pages of the Brothers Grimm.
In between these high-flyin’ fables and modern myths, your happy host is sure to dazzle with riotous, off-the-cuff “facts” about the various sights you’ll come across. But beware, some of his knowledge may be just a little on the fictitious side.
A word to the wary: in spite of Clyde’s infinite charm, his monologues may contain the errant swear word–nothing too vulgar–but may the faint of heart be warned.
The route was carefully planned out by the host, himself. It requires no hill climbing and minimal exertion. Best of all, it includes portions of three very popular neighborhoods: the Mission, the Castro and the Haight.
This tour is sure to enthrall and uplift all who care to come along.
Here are some FAQ:
Where?–Meeting point is at Church and Market (on the sidewalk in front of Verve Coffee)
When?–Every Saturday afternoon at 2PM
How much?–FREE (though you must reserve a spot by emailing Clyde directly at clydealwaysthebard@gmail.com)
Is it a blast?–Absolutely
Should I tip?–Cash please (though Venmo is OK)

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Event Details


Cost: FREE*
*To attend, you must email clydealwaysthebard@gmail.com to reserve a spot. Tour is free--tips appreciated.
Categories: *Top Pick*, In Person, Theater & Performance
Venue: Church and Market (on the sidewalk in front of Verve Coffee)
Address: San Francisco, CA