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Saturday, March 28, 2026

"HellaSecret" Speakeasy Comedy Show & Cocktail Night (Oakland)
“HellaSecret” Speakeasy Comedy Show & Cocktail Night (Oakland)
Saturday, March 28 – 7:00 pm - Ends at 10:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Limited free tickets with code FUNCHEAP (donations appreciated). Otherwise use code FUNCHEAP5 for $5 off early bird and general admission tickets
 | Secret Location (Oakland)

Get ready for our “HellaSecret” speakeasy comedy show in Oakland. A series of pop-up live comedy shows at unique spots all across the bay. We’ll take over a venue and you’ll get more...

8:00 pm$5 Off: “The Confessional” SF’s Wild “Sins & Secrets” Improv Comedy Show   $11.94*
*$5 off with secret code FUNCHEAP (normally $17.12) No added ticketing fees. No Drink Minimum
8:00 pm“Puff Puff Laugh” SF’s Cannabis Lounge Comedy Show (Moe Greens)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP (21+ with Valid ID) - One item minimum purchase per person required, but pre-rolls start at just $7
9:00 pmFree Tix: HellaSecret “Desi Comedy Night” Live in SF (7p + 9p)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP for first 100 people. $25 at door without RSVP
9:00 pm$5 Off: “Your Fucked Up Relationship” Live in SF (Every Friday & Saturday)   $16.37*
*$5 off with secret code FUNCHEAP (normally $21.49) No added ticketing fees. No Drink Minimum
9:00 pmSF Neo-Futurists “The Infinite Wrench” (30 Plays in 60 Minutes, every Fri & Sat)   $18.60*
*$13 + roll of a die at the door, OR $16 online. Group discounts—bring friends!
10:00 pmSF’s Late Night Stand-Up Comedy Olympics (SF vs. Oakland)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP
8:00 amWildlife Viewing Walk   $36*
*Anyone who cannot afford to pay can join the trip for free.
9:00 amSF’s Pop-Ups on the Plaza: Celebrating BIPOC Women Makers (Ferry Plaza)   FREE*
*Free admission, with food available for purchase
9:30 amFree de Young Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Every Saturday)   FREE*
*Free general admission to Bay Area residents. Valid ID or proof of residency required. This offer applies only to the permanent collection galleries. Advanced timed tickets required.
9:30 amFree “Legion of Honor” Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Every Saturday)   FREE*
*Free general admission to Bay Area residents. Valid ID or proof of residency required. This offer applies only to the permanent collection galleries. Timed advanced tickets required
10:00 am$15 Admission to SFMOMA (March 2-April 17, 2026)   $15
10:00 amRobo Expo at Chabot Space and Science Center   $24*
*$24 Adults, $19 Kids, FREE for Chabot Members
10:00 amSausalito Art & Harbor Days   FREE
10:00 amAmerican Indian Cultural Block Party + Parade (Valencia St)   FREE
10:00 amRedemption Easter Carnival (SF)   FREE
10:00 amTechFest: Happy Birthday, Apple   $21.50*
*Children 0-7 get in free. Youth, student, educator, senior & military discounts available
10:30 amSF’s Free Kids Music Festival in Golden Gate Park   FREE
11:00 amHidden Harmony Coffee & Donuts Art Tour (SF)   FREE
11:00 amHop Into Spring: Alameda Landing Easter Celebration   FREE
11:00 am2026 Renegade Craft Fair Market at Fort Mason (March 28-29)   FREE*
*Scan the QR code at the Fair to pay the $5 suggested entry.
11:30 amMassive “No Kings” 3 Rally in Civic Center (SF)   FREE*
*sign up at https://www.mobilize.us/nokings/event/900812/
11:30 amHuge “No Kings” March & Rally San Francisco (Embarcadero to Civic Center)   FREE
12:00 pmLive Music at the San Jose Flea   $3*
*$10 parking or $3 walk in admission
12:00 pm15th Spring Brews & Music Festival (Concord)   FREE*
*Free to attend. Food and drinks available for purchase. Upgrade to Brewers Reserve Tasting Ticket available
1:00 pm“The Real Love ” Musical + Free Vegan Lunch (BATS Theater)   FREE
1:00 pmFree Ocean Beach Sand Art Day (SF)   FREE*
*please register for details and photos
2:00 pmAstrology Salon with Sara Weinberg   FREE
2:00 pmFilm: Oshin, Oshin The Soul of the Cherry Blossoms (SF Main Library)   FREE
2:30 pmFree Church Easter Family Fair: Egg Hunts + Petting Zoo (SF)   FREE
3:00 pmHop Into Spring at the Hacienda Crossings Easter Celebration   FREE
4:00 pmSan Jose’s Brand New “365 Night Market” w/ 50+ Food Vendors (March 27-28)   FREE*
*Free entry
6:00 pm“Don’t Let Them Take You Alive” Punk Art Exhibition Opening Night (SF)   FREE
8:15 pmThe Weird Variety Show: Fights Fascism   $20

Sunday, March 29, 2026

SF's 2026 "Men Having Babies" Surrogacy Conference & Expo (March 27-29)
SF’s 2026 “Men Having Babies” Surrogacy Conference & Expo (March 27-29)
Sunday, March 29 – 8:00 am - Ends at 3:00 pm | Cost: $40*
*The cost is $40 per person for prospective parents, and includes meals and receptions. $30 for MHB supporting members.
 | Marines' Memorial Theatre

MHB is returning to California with our comprehensive conference format offering everything you need to know and everyone you need to meet to start your parenting journey! Known for its unbiased, comprehensive more...

3:00 pmSF’s “Civic Symphony” Free Concerts (2025/26)   FREE*
*RSVP - donations are accepted
6:00 pm“HellaSecret” Speakeasy Comedy Show & Cocktail Night (Oakland)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP
10:00 amUnstitched: A Celebration of the Saree (Asian Art Museum)   $20*
*Free for members. Student/artist/senior discounts.
10:00 amUSS Hornet: National Vietnam War Veterans Day 2026   $25*
*FREE for Veterans, Others $25, Seniors/Youth $15
10:00 am“Manny’s Neighborhood Trash Cleanup” w/ $1 Beer & Free Yoga Classes, Free Fries (SF)   FREE*
*Sign up on this TogetherSF Mobilize page: https://www.mobilize.us/togethersf/event/444979/
10:00 am$15 Admission to SFMOMA (March 2-April 17, 2026)   $15
11:00 am“Lindy in the Park” Swing Dance Party (Golden Gate Park)   FREE*
*Weather permitting (rain cancels)
11:00 am2026 Renegade Craft Fair Market at Fort Mason (March 28-29)   FREE*
*Scan the QR code at the Fair to pay the $5 suggested entry.
11:00 amSF’s “Church of Clown” 3rd Annual Holy Fools Parade (2026)   FREE*
*Free!
11:00 amRivermark Village Shopping Center Annual Easter Celebration   FREE
12:00 pmWorld’s Worst Expo: 120+ Vendors Vintage Clothing Market (Sunnyvale)   FREE
12:00 pmLive Music at the San Jose Flea with Grupo Sorpresa   $3*
*$10 parking or $3 walk in admission
1:00 pmGolden Gate Park Sunday Roller Disco Party (SF)   FREE
1:30 pmProject Hope Palestine: Photo Exhibit & Zoom w/ Photojournalists in Gaza (Albany)   FREE*
*RSVP required
3:00 pmFree Easter Fest + Free Goodie Bags (Fremont)   FREE
4:30 pmFree Reggae in the Park 2026 “Crucial Sundays” (Golden Gate Park)   FREE
6:30 pmThe Maine at The Regency Ballroom   $53.43


Monday, March 30, 2026

Monday Night Free Comedy Show at SF's Newest Comedy Club (The Function)
Monday Night Free Comedy Show at SF’s Newest Comedy Club (The Function)
Monday, March 30 – 7:00 pm - Ends at 10:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Limited Free Tickets. Otherwise Get 50% Off Tickets w/ code FUNCHEAP - GA starts at $12.51 (fee included) instead of $22.51
 | The Function

San Francisco’s newest comedy club & cocktail lounge brings comedy and nightlife back to Market Street. Co-owned by comedian Stroy Moyd. Be among the first to check out THE FUNCTION – San more...

7:00 pmOakland’s Free “Town Biz” Comedy Night w/ HellaFunny (Mon + Tue)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP. Food/drink for purchase
9:00 amJapanese Tea Garden’s Free Admission Hour (Golden Gate Park)   FREE*
*Free from 9-10am on Monday, Wednesday and Friday; otherwise non-resident admission is $12 - $16 depending on the season. San Francisco residents are always free with valid ID
6:00 pmSF Arcade Bar “Emporium” 8 Free Game Tokens for “Industry Night” (Every Monday)   FREE*
*8 free game tokens if you are part of the "industry"
7:00 pm“Motown On Mondays” DJ Night (Madrone Art Bar)   FREE*
*Free before 8pm; $5 after
8:00 pmMirthquake: Monday Live Comedy in the Richmond w/ $5 Drinks (SF)   FREE*
*free tickets, RSVP to ensure a spot, 21+

Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Sale Ends March 31: Joshua Bell Violin Recital Live (SF)
Sale Ends March 31: Joshua Bell Violin Recital Live (SF)
Tuesday, March 31 – 11:00 am - Ends at 11:00 pm | Cost: $99*
*Use promo code: BELLOFFERFC for discounted tickets
 | Davies Symphony Hall

With a career spanning four decades, multiple Grammy awards, recitals in the most prestigious concert halls of the world, and collaborations and projects with artists spanning continents and genres, Joshua Bell more...

7:00 pmOakland’s “Mezcal & Mole” Comedy Night (Mondays & Tuesdays)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP. Food/drink for purchase
7:00 pm50% Off Tix: SF’s Hit New Play “Flex” by Candrice Jones (Mar. 26-May 2)   $30*
*Save 50% OFF tickets with code FUNCHEAP
7:30 pmFREE: SF’s “Laugh GPT” AI-Powered Comedy Night (The Function)   FREE*
*RSVP Required.
7:30 pm$1 Margaritas & “Disco Taco Tuesday” at Underdogs (SoMa)   FREE*
*No admission charge
10:00 amSFO Museum Free Tour: “Give Me a Ring: A Telephone Retrospective”   FREE*
*RSVP Required
10:00 am$15 Admission to SFMOMA (March 2-April 17, 2026)   $15
7:00 pmSF History Night | Pacific Heights   $10*
*$10 for non-members; free for SFHA members
7:00 pmSneak Peek PBS Screening “Life Unearthed with Ariel Waldman” w/ Q&A (Vogue Theatre)   FREE*
*Free to attend; registration required
8:00 pmLast Tuesdays Comedy at The Layover | Oakland   FREE*
*Free, but an RSVP is requested.
8:30 pm$6 Drive-In Movie Night in Concord & San Jose   $6*
*$6 for adults on Tuesday nights. Kids are $2

Wednesday, April 1, 2026

$1 Wing Wednesdays at Underdogs Cantina (SoMa)
$1 Wing Wednesdays at Underdogs Cantina (SoMa)
Wednesday, April 1 – 4:30 pm - Ends at 10:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*No admission charge. Wings are $1 each.
 | Underdogs Cantina

Join us for Wing Wednesdays at Underdogs Cantina with $1 Wings from 4:30pm – Close! $1 Wing Wednesdays Every Wednesday | 4:30pm to Close Underdogs Cantina, 128 King St. (Across from ballpark), SF FREE (No more...

7:30 pmFREE “Hook-Up Horror Stories” Tindervention Stand-Up Comedy Show (SF)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP
7:30 pmCobb’s Free 2026 Comedy Nights (Comedy Showcase)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP. Must arrive 30 minutes early for guaranteed entry. All shows are 18 & over with valid photo ID. Like most comedy clubs, there is a two drink minimum.
9:00 amJapanese Tea Garden’s Free Admission Hour (Golden Gate Park)   FREE*
*Free from 9-10am on Monday, Wednesday and Friday; otherwise non-resident admission is $12 - $16 depending on the season. San Francisco residents are always free with valid ID
10:00 amSF Zoo Free Admission Day   FREE*
*Free admission offer only valid to San Francisco residents with valid ID, subject to capacity. Admission into the zoo ends one hour before closing time for non-members. (For members admission ends 30 minutes before closing time.)
11:00 amFree Admission Day at Yerba Buena Center for the Arts (YBCA)   FREE
11:00 amSF’s GLBT History Museum: Free First Wednesday   FREE*
*Free tickets are not available for reservation online on free days; all visitors will be welcomed to the museum as long as there is capacity on a first-come, first-served basis.
11:00 amFree Admission Day at Yerba Buena Center for the Arts (YBCA)   FREE
12:00 pmSF’s 48st Annual “St. Stupid’s Day” Parade 2026   FREE*
*This is DIY, so be prepared for anything (or nothing) to happen
3:00 pmRanch First Wednesday Open Community Day | Napa   FREE*
*$5 donation suggested per person, but no one is turned away for lack of funds. RSVP requested but not required.
4:00 pm‘Midweek Melodies’ Free Happy Hour Concert (Golden Gate Park)   FREE
6:00 pm“Wiener Wednesday” Free Hot Dog Night at Rye (SF)   FREE*
*Every Wednesday, Free Hot Dogs with every Hornitos Cocktail purchase
6:00 pm“Safe Words” Comedy & Hot Dogs | SF   FREE*
*Donation-based admission
6:30 pm“South Side Beer Ride” Free Monthly Brewery Shuttle | SF   FREE*
*Shuttle is Free. Beer for purchase.
6:30 pmDrink & Draw Art Event & Raffle | The Knockout   FREE
6:30 pmIntro to Personal Safety & Self-Defense Class | SF   FREE*
*Free but an RSVP is required.
7:00 pmBlack Hammer’s Free “Hopped Up” Trivia Night (Every Wednesday)   FREE
7:30 pmHometown Free Comedy Night & Happy Hour | Emeryville   FREE*
*Free with an RSVP

Thursday, April 2, 2026

Free First Thursdays at SF's Museum of Craft and Design
Free First Thursdays at SF’s Museum of Craft and Design
Thursday, April 2 – 10:00 am - Ends at 5:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free Admission every First Thursday
 | Museum of Craft and Design

There’s no better time to visit the Museum of Craft and Design than on their Free First Thursdays. Committed to making art, craft, and design accessible to everyone, the Museum of Craft more...

6:00 pmBay Bingo: SF Tenderloin Edition (Neighborhood Adventure Game)   FREE*
*Tickets are free, but spots are limited! Snag your ticket early on Eventbrite to secure your spot today.
7:00 pmOakland’s Free POC Comedy Night (Temescal)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP
7:00 pmFlight Club: Adult Flight Night for Ages 18+ at “House of Air” Trampoline Park (SF)   $20*
*Pricing is Per Hour, House of Air Grip Socks are required to jump.
7:30 pmFREE “Hecklers Welcome” SF’s First Stand-Up Comedy Show That Invites Heckling   FREE*
*Free with RSVP
7:30 pmCobb’s Free 2026 Comedy Nights (Comedy Allstar)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP. Must arrive 30 minutes early for guaranteed entry. All shows are 18 & over with valid photo ID. Like most comedy clubs, there is a two drink minimum.
8:00 pm50% Off Tix: SF’s Hit New Play “Flex” by Candrice Jones (Mar. 26-May 2)   $30*
*Save 50% OFF tickets with code FUNCHEAP
11:00 amFree First Thursdays at Berkeley Art Museum   FREE*
*Free admission to galleries. Film programs are excluded. No advanced tickets required, but subject to capacity limits
12:00 pmSFMOMA’s “Free First Thursdays” Free Museum Day for Locals   FREE*
*Residents of the nine Bay Area counties are invited to spend a day at the museum on us
5:00 pmSF’s Free DFT Monthly Block Party: “Downtown First Thursdays” (2026)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP
5:30 pm“Market Street Pack Walk” 2026 Dog Walk Season Kickoff (Every First Thursday)   FREE
6:00 pmSF First Thursday: Wood Engraving Art + Free Reception (SF Main Library)   FREE*
*free for all
6:00 pmLower Polk / TL Art Walk | Trendyloin   FREE