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“Critical Ass” In Dolores Park | Wacky ’80s Spandex Workout

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Sunday, September 16, 2012 - 3:00 pm | Cost: FREE
Dolores Park | 19th Street and Dolores Street, San Francisco, CA

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“Critical Ass” In Dolores Park | Wacky ’80s Spandex Workout

Put on your spandex, smuggle in some booze and be prepared to pump it in the park with “Critical Ass” – a quasi-weekly dance party / Jane Fonda-esque workout session and strange dance performances in Dolores Park.

And sometimes, if you’re lucky, the event ends celebratory freeze dance competition where the winner gets a free pair of new spandex legging

Critical Ass
“Select” Sundays in September & October (3pm)
Dolores Park (in the middle of the park about 50 feet from the bathrooms)
FREE

Rain cancels, bad fashion sense does not.

Come to work out. Know that people will be watching. Encourage them to join in. Be ready to lead some fun energizing moves or follow along. Hour long cardio/toning fun, followed with free informal performances by Pearl Marill, PJ Johnson, Teresa Valentini, Liz Tenuto, and more. There may be ice cream and life sized dolls involved. You’ll have to come see.

We will either be in the MIDDLE SECTION of DP below the bathrooms or in the upper part where it’s flat near the tennis courts. Look for bright spandex leggings.

– Workout- 3:15-4:30
– BREAK
– Performances- 4:45-5:30
– 5:35-6- Freeze Dance Contest with amazing Spandex Legging Prize

FREE, RSVP via Facebook

Disclaimer: Please double check event information with the event organizer as events can be canceled, details can change after they are added to our calendar, and errors do occur.


Cost: FREE
Categories: *Top Pick*, Fun & Games, San Francisco, Sports & Wellness
Address: 19th Street and Dolores Street, San Francisco, CA