Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Tuesday, February 26 – 8:00 pm | Cost: WIN | The Punch Line

Sandy Danto is an aggressively comfortable LA-based comedian. Danto is a paid regular at The Comedy Store and Hollywood Improv. He has performed all over the world with 90s icon Pauly more...

7:00 pmThe Luis Salcedo Trio Jazz Night | SF  FREE
7:30 pmComedy Showcase: Detention All-Stars | Bissap Baobab  FREE*
*FREE but bring cash for food and drinks / Optional donation is appreciated
8:00 pmMilkin’ It: Tuesday Night Free Comedy | Upper Haight  FREE*
*Free, but donations are appreciated.
8:00 pm“Udder Hilarity” Free Comedy Show | Hollow Cow  FREE*
*RSVP to guarantee a seat
8:00 pmWin Tix: Indie Rock & Pop Diva: My Brightest Diamond | Rickshaw Stop   WIN

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

Final 2-for-1 Tix Day of 2019: Alcatraz Winter Tours & Boat Cruise | SF

Alcatraz Cruises is running their winter “Buy One, Get One Free” ticket promotion to encourage Bay Area residents to experience the assets that make Alcatraz Island one of the country’s most more...

5:00 pmNoise Pop Festival Happy Hour w/ Coke, Moon Daze & Blakeblakeblake | SF   FREE
6:00 pmBouquet Making Workshop: Coyuchi’s Spring Launch Party | SF   FREE*
*RSVP via Eventbrite
6:00 pmAn Inspiring & Uplifting Show: Courage Under Fire “The Story of Elroy” | SF   FREE
6:30 pmFree Monster Movie Night: The Incredible Hulk | Magnolia Brewing   FREE*
*FREE Movie but bring cash for food and drinks
7:00 pmLloyd Kahn’s Book Release: A Celebration of The Pacific Ocean | SF   FREE
7:30 pmRoyale-ty Check: Free Music & Comedy Night | The Royale   FREE
7:30 pmWill Kaufman “Woody Guthrie” Book Discussion | Green Apple Books   FREE
8:00 pmFree Improv Class & BYOB Wednesday | SF   FREE*
*Free, but there is a suggested donation of $5-15
8:00 pm“GOAT$” Extended Comedy from the Greatest of All Time | SF   $10*
*A free promotion for the months of July and August and a $5 offer with a code thereafter (meaning Presales $10/ Presales with Funcheap code $5 requires RSVP/ Door $15)
8:00 pmWin Tix: Key Lewis: Half Black, Half White, Looks Mexican | Cobb’s   WIN
8:00 pmWorld Class Comedy: Free Comedy Showcase | SF   FREE*
*Free with RSVP


Thursday, February 28, 2019

Thursday Movement Classes w/ LINES Dance Center | SF
Thursday, February 28 – 12:30 pm | Cost: FREE | UN Plaza (McAllister)

Bring your co-workers and friends to the free movement and dance classes from LINES Dance Center instructors at UN Plaza. The energizing 30-minute classes will help slough off the mid-day slump more...

5:00 pmAsian Art Museum’s $10 Thursday Nights | SF   $10*
*General admission tickets are $10 for adults, $8 for seniors, students and youths (age 13-17). There is a $10 surcharge for special exhibition tickets. 
5:00 pmNoise Pop Festival Happy Hour w/ Muñecas, Lacker & My Friend | SF   FREE
6:00 pmFree Vegetarian Dinner Night | SF   FREE
6:00 pmNightLife Spotlight: Darwin | California Academy of Sciences   $15*
*Tickets are $15 ($12 for Academy members)
6:00 pmExploratorium After Dark: Seeing Double | Pier 15   $19.95*
*$19.95 Adv/Door -  Free for Lab Members ($10 Add-On Ticket for the Tactile Dome)
6:00 pmHard Rock Cafe’s Free Bay Area Music Series: Beach Funk Americana | SF   FREE*
*No Cover. Food and drink for purchase
6:30 pm“1 Hour Dairy Free Cheese” w/ Author Claudia Lucero | Omnivore Books   FREE
6:30 pmFrench Afterworks: French Music & French Drinks | SF   FREE
7:00 pmFree Frameline Encore: “When The Beat Drops” Film + Q&A | SF   FREE
7:30 pm“I Wish I Was Happy” Hour Comedy Show | SF   FREE*
*Free admission but bring money for food and drinks.
8:00 pmHaight Ashbury Comedy Night | Milk Bar   FREE*
*Use promo code HELLAFUNNY for free tickets. Otherwise, it's $15.
9:00 pmLa Piñata: Free Latin Party & DJ Night | Mission   FREE

Friday, March 1, 2019

Cal Academy of Sciences: Neighborhood Free Days | Haight + Cow Hollow
Friday, March 1 – All Day | Cost: FREE*
*Free for SF residents with proof of neighborhood residency
| California Academy of Sciences

For the weekend of March 1-3 residents of Alamo Square, Cole Valley, Cow Hollow, Fisherman’s Wharf, Haight Ashbury, Laurel Heights, Marina, Pacific Heights, Presidio, Richmond, Western Addition, get free admission to more...

3:00 pm“Block Fest” Tenderloin Arts Festival & Free Art Making | SF   FREE*
*Free, but an RSVP is required.
3:00 pmFree Sightglass Coffee Cupping | SoMa   FREE*
*Free, but space is limited so an RSVP is requested.
5:00 pm2019 Russian Festival: Friday | Pacific Heights   $12*
*$12 adults; $8 Seniors/Students(25 & under); free for kids 12 and under
5:00 pmNoise Pop Festival Happy Hour: Drew Banga & Amen’Auset | SF   FREE
6:00 pmNational Day of Unplugging 2019 | No Tech Day   FREE
6:00 pmNorth Beach First Fridays Art Crawl | SF   FREE
7:00 pmFirst Friday “Winter Market” | SF   FREE
7:00 pmBayview First Fridays: Entertainment, Karaoke & Food Truck | Seven Stills   FREE*
*Free, but bring cash for food and drinks
7:30 pmSan Francisco Bike Party | First Fridays   FREE
7:30 pmFuturama Trivia & Comedy Night | Milk Bar   FREE*
*$5 suggested donation
8:30 pmLive Roots/Reggae Night at Slate: Lot 49 & Mungai’s WildArt | SF   FREE*
*Free Entry. No RSVP required. Live music from 8:30 PM - 12:30 AM. Support Slate Bar and the bands by having a few drinks!
9:00 pm“Wrapped in Plastic” Jazz Quartet | The Royale   FREE

Saturday, March 2, 2019

Free Univ. of Pacific Kids Dental Health Fair + Petting Zoo | SF
Saturday, March 2 – 9:00 am | Cost: FREE*
*Free for children up to age 17
| University of the Pacific School of Dentistry

Free dental exams, cleanings, orthodontic evaluations, sealants, fluoride treatment and an opportunity to have oral health questions answered. Kids will also enjoy educational games, prizes, face painting, balloon artist and a more...

All DayCal Academy of Sciences: Neighborhood Free Days | Richmond + Western Addition   FREE*
*Free for SF residents with proof of neighborhood residency
10:00 amMagnolia Plant Sale | SF Botanical Garden   FREE*
*San Francisco Residents: Free with proof of residency. Admission for non-residents is $9 general, $6 youth 12-17 and seniors; $2 children 5-11; children 4 and under FREE.
10:00 amFree Guided Trail & Nature Walk | Golden Gate Park   FREE
All DayBank of America Free Museum Weekend   FREE*
*Free for Bank of America or Merrill Lynch Card Holders. Some venues may be closed on certain days; please confirm directly with participating museums.
10:00 am“Healthy Parks Healthy People”: Monthly Nature Walks | Bay Area   FREE
All Day2019 San Francisco History Days | Old Mint   FREE
11:00 am39th Annual Soul Food Festival | SF   FREE*
*FREE, but bring along some cash for food purchases
All Day2019 Russian Festival: Saturday | Pacific Heights   $12*
*$12 adults; $8 Seniors/Students(25 & under); free for kids 12 and under
12:00 pmSpecial 20th Anniversary Screening & Discussion: “The Fillmore” | SF   FREE
1:00 pmAmerican Tulip Day: 100,000 Pick-Your-Own Tulips in Union Square | SF   FREE
1:00 pmAmoeba Revolutions Live DJ: Lily Ackerman | SF   FREE
1:30 pmFirst Caturdays at Dolores Park: Unofficial Social Gathering for Cats | SF   FREE
5:00 pmNoise Pop Festival Happy Hour w/ Molten, ViQueen & High Winds | SF   FREE
7:30 pmEarUp Global Showcase at Noise Pop Festival | SF   $5
8:00 pmSea Chantey Sing Along Aboard Historic Ship | SF   FREE*
*RSVP required 415-561-7171 or peter_kasin@nps.gov, Bring a mug for cider
8:00 pm“Nightlife on Mars” Comedy Night | SF   FREE*
*Free with code CHEAPBASTARD - otherwise it's $5
9:00 pmPrince vs. Michael Jackson DJ Party | NoPa   $5
9:30 pmBlacklight Blackout Dance Party: DJ set by Luiza Sa | Slate Bar   $6*
*$6 Adv | $10 Door | Free before 9:30 pm

Sunday, March 3, 2019

Cal Academy of Sciences: Neighborhood Free Days | Alamo Square + Cole Valley
Sunday, March 3 – All Day | Cost: FREE*
*Free for SF residents with proof of neighborhood residency
| California Academy of Sciences

For the weekend of March 1-3 residents of Alamo Square, Cole Valley, Cow Hollow, Fisherman’s Wharf, Haight Ashbury, Laurel Heights, Marina, Pacific Heights, Presidio, Richmond, Western Addition, get free admission to more...

6:00 amAfter Dawn: Premiere Sunday Morning Party | SF  FREE*
*Free but an RSVP is required.
10:00 amAsian Art Museum Free Admission Day | SF   FREE*
*Special exhibitions may require separate admission surcharge
All Day2019 San Francisco History Days | Old Mint   FREE
All Day2019 Russian Festival: Sunday | Pacific Heights   $12*
*$12 adults; $8 Seniors/Students(25 & under); free for kids 12 and under
12:00 pm1880s Vintage Base Ball Opening Day | Golden Gate Park   FREE
12:30 pmFree Monthly Yoga Class for Beginners | SF   FREE*
*Free but an RSVP is required.
1:00 pm2019 Irish-American Crossroads Festival Kick Off | Koret Auditorium   FREE
3:00 pmHotel VIA’s Spring Rooftop Day Party: 360-Degree Views | SoMa   $10*
*$10 with code FUNCHEAP (otherwise $15)
7:00 pmClutch The Pearls: Drag Cabaret Night | Make Out Room   $5*
*Sliding scale donation of $5 to $10.
7:00 pm“Crazy Funny Asians” Comedy Showcase | SF   FREE*
*RSVP Required. Donations ($5-$10) greatly appreciated.
9:00 pm“Return of the Cypher” Hip-Hop & Beatbox Jam | Boom Boom Room   FREE

Monday, March 4, 2019

8:00 pm“Misery Index: Monday Comedy at The Rite Spot” | Mission Dist.  FREE
8:00 pmFree Cutting-Edge Avant Garde Concert | Make-Out Room  FREE
8:30 pm“Where’s The Local Talent?” Comedy Night | SF  FREE

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

de Young Museum Free Admission Day | First Tuesdays
Tuesday, March 5 – 9:30 am | Cost: FREE*
*Free admission to general galleries; special exhibition fees still apply
| de Young Museum

Founded in 1895 in Golden Gate Park, the de Young Museum is a landmark art museum that showcases the museum’s priceless collections of American art from the 17th through the 20th centuries, more...

9:30 amLegion of Honor Free Admission Day | First Tuesdays   FREE*
*Free admission to general galleries; special exhibition fees still apply
10:00 amConservatory of Flowers: Free Admission Day | GG Park   FREE
All DayApplebee’s $1 Hurricane Month | Final Day   $1
11:00 amContemporary Jewish Museum Free Admission Day | First Tuesdays   FREE
11:00 amFirst Tuesday “Pay What You Wish” Day | Cartoon Art Museum   FREE*
*Pay What You Wish Day
11:00 amFree Admission Day: Museum of Craft and Design | Dogpatch   FREE
11:00 amYerba Buena Center for the Arts (YBCA) | Free First Tuesdays   FREE
12:00 pmTALL: Tenderloin Art Lending Library | SF   FREE
4:00 pmUnder the Buck: Retro Game Night & Happy Hour | SF   FREE*
*Free basket of roadhouse onions with mention of Funcheap, one per check.
5:00 pm2019 Fat Tuesday Mardi Gras Block Party & Free Blues Concert | Fillmore Dist.   FREE*
*Free, but an RSVP is required.
5:00 pmMardi Gras 2019 Parade: Brass, Funk & Jazz | SF   FREE*
*Free parade. The Mardi Gras Ball at Brick & Mortar requires tickets.
6:00 pmCarnaval SF’s Mardi Gras & Fat Tuesday Party at 21 Venues | The Mission   FREE
6:00 pmBrewcade’s Free Arcade Game Night | Every First Tuesday   FREE*
*Free play arcade games with purchase from bar
7:00 pmComedy Blast: Free Stand-up Comedy w/ Danny Dechi & Friends | SF   FREE
8:00 pmThe Final “It’s Just 2 Minutes”: Stand-Up Comedy Game Show | Haight   FREE
8:00 pm“Udder Hilarity” Free Comedy Show | Hollow Cow   FREE*
*RSVP to guarantee a seat

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

"Lululemon Flow & Jo": Free Yoga Class & Coffee in an Art Gallery | SoMa
Wednesday, March 6 – 7:00 am | Cost: FREE*
*Free but an RSVP is required.
| 111 Minna Gallery

Join Lululemon for their monthly complimentary yoga class and coffee at 111 Minna Gallery. Start the day with a gentle vinyasa flow, and leave centered and present. Top it off with a more...

9:00 amFree Belgian Waffle Wednesday | SF   FREE
11:00 amGLBT History Museum: Free First Wednesdays | Castro   FREE
6:00 pm“Safe Words” Comedy & Hot Dogs | SF   FREE*
*Donation-based admission
6:30 pmDrink & Draw Art Event & Raffle | The Knockout   FREE