Tuesday, December 12, 2023

2023 Chanukah & 25-Foot-Tall Menorah: 6th Night | Union Square
2023 Chanukah & 25-Foot-Tall Menorah: 6th Night | Union Square
Cost: FREE | Union Square Park

Lighting it up since 1975! This is our 48th Year! Chanukah In Union Square Dec 7th – Dec 14th The First Giant Public Menorah outside of Israel has inspired thousands of Menorahs around more...

6:30 pm“Puzzled Pint” Hunt for Secret Pubs (SF)   FREE
7:00 pmComedy Blast at Neck Of The Woods with Danny Dechi & Friends   FREE*
*Free

Wednesday, December 13, 2023

"Pay What You Can" Wednesday at SF's Museum of Craft and Design
“Pay What You Can” Wednesday at SF’s Museum of Craft and Design

There’s no better time to visit the Museum of Craft and Design than on Pay What You Can Wednesday. MCD’s Pay What You Can Wednesday initiative strives to keep art accessible to more...

7:00 pmSF’s Gameshow-Style Pub Trivia (Every Wednesday)   FREE
7:30 pmSF Symphony’s “The Colors of Christmas” (Dec. 13-14)   $29
9:00 amFree Admission Hour “Japanese Tea Garden” at Golden Gate Park (SF)   FREE*
*Free hour, Monday, Wednesday and Friday from 9am to 10am. Otherwise non-resident admission is $10 - $13 depending on the season. San Francisco residents are always free with valide ID
4:30 pm2023 Chanukah & 25-Foot-Tall Menorah: 7th Night | Union Square   FREE
6:00 pm“Wiener Wednesday” Free Hot Dog Night at Rye (SF)   FREE*
*Every Wednesday, Free Hot Dogs with every Hornitos Cocktail purchase


Thursday, December 14, 2023

SF Symphony's "The Colors of Christmas" (Dec. 13-14)
SF Symphony’s “The Colors of Christmas” (Dec. 13-14)
Cost: $29 | Davies Symphony Hall

The Colors of Christmas follows up on its smashing return last season with a program featuring legendary artists Peabo Bryson, Oleta Adams, Jennifer Holliday, and Ruben Studdard alongside the Oakland Interfaith more...

8:00 pmFREE TIX: HellaFunny’s Brand New North Beach Comedy Blast (Thursday Nights)   FREE*
*Free with code FUNCHEAP (limited tickets)
10:00 amAsian Art Museum’s “Murakami: Monsterized” Collectible Trading Card Days (Dec. 11 + 14)   $35*
*Receive a free trading card from Murakami with ticket purchase, while supplies last.
11:00 amSan Francisco Arts Commission Art Vendor Pop-up Market (2023)   FREE*
*Free and Open to the Public!
4:00 pm2023 Chanukah & 25-Foot-Tall Menorah: 8th Night | Union Square   FREE
5:00 pmAsian Art Museum’s $10 Thursday Nights (SF)   $10*
*General admission tickets are $10 for adults, $8.50 for seniors, students and youths (age 13-17).   
7:00 pmSilent Disco Ice Skating Party at Union Square (SF)   $30*
*$30 with skate rental included in the cost of admission
7:00 pm“Throwback Thursday” at Del Mar: ’90s to ’00s Party (SF)   FREE*
*No cover all night

Friday, December 15, 2023

Laugh GPT: SF's First AI-Powered Stand-up Comedy Show (2023)
Laugh GPT: SF’s First AI-Powered Stand-up Comedy Show (2023)

The robot revolution is upon us, and they’ve infiltrated the world of comedy! Join us for “Laugh GPT,” the AI-powered comedy show that might just be humanity’s last stand-up hurrah. Laugh GPT was more...

7:00 pmSF’s Summer Beer & Comedy Festival 2023 (Speakeasy Brewery)   FREE*
*Free with secret code FUNCHEAPGUEST. Normally $5-15.
7:00 pmSF’s “Safety Third” DJ Night at Black Hammer Brewing (Every Third Friday)   FREE
7:00 pm“Crazy Funny Asians” Friday Night Comedy Show (SF)   FREE*
*Free tickets, but RSVP Required. Donations ($5-$10) greatly appreciated.
7:00 pm“Safety Third” Black Hammer DJ Night: Techno / Breaks / House / Beer (SF)   FREE
7:30 pmSF Symphony’s “Holiday Gaeity” w/ Peaches Christ & SF Gay Men’s Chorus   $29*
*Tickets start at $29
8:00 pm30% Off Tix to Cult-Hit Musical “RUTHLESS!” in SF (Dec. 1-Jan. 7)   $35*
*Get 30% off tickets w/ secret code FUN30 at nctcsf.org - Promo code is valid on all tickets except already-discounted tickets for students/educators/seniors/veterans.
5:00 pm$1 Drink Fridays: “Battle of the Decades” DJ Party (North Beach)   FREE*
*Free admission with RSVP on Eventbrite
7:00 pm“Deep Cut Comedy” Live Stand Up at Fish & Farm (SF)   FREE
8:15 pm“Salsa at Mars” Every Third Friday (SF)   $5*
*Sliding scale donation of $5-$15

Saturday, December 16, 2023

30% Off Tix to Cult-Hit Musical “RUTHLESS!” in SF (Dec. 1-Jan. 7)
30% Off Tix to Cult-Hit Musical “RUTHLESS!” in SF (Dec. 1-Jan. 7)

A wickedly sharp satire wrapped in a hard candy shell, this cult-hit musical is a deliciously diabolical look at fame, ambition, and the perils of musical theatre through the eyes of more...

7:00 pmLaugh GPT: SF’s First AI-Powered Stand-up Comedy Show (2023)   FREE*
*Use secret code HUMAN for comp tickets, otherwise, $10 off with secret code FUNCHEAP
7:00 pm“Crazy Funny Asians” Comedy Showcase (SF)   FREE*
*Free tickets, but RSVP Required. Donations ($5-$10) greatly appreciated. $10 adv / $15 door tickets also required
7:30 pm20th Anniversary “Love Actually” Film w/ Live Orchestra from San Francisco Symphony   $139*
*Tickets start at $139
8:00 pm10% Off Tix to San Francisco Playhouse’s “Guys and Dolls” Musical (Nov. 16-Jan. 13)   $15*
*Tickets normally start at $15, but you can get 10% off with code FC10. Not valid for past purchases. Subject to availability.
8:00 pm“Drunk Theatre” SF’s Wildest Comedy Show (Final Show of 2023)   $20*
*$20 adv / $25 door
10:30 pmNo Scrubs: ’90s Hip Hop and R&B Night (SF)   $5*
*Get $5 off Tickets - Early Bird tickets $5 adv w/ code FUNCHEAP (otherwise $10-15). Two drink minimum
9:30 amFree de Young Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Every Saturday)   FREE*
*Free general admission to Bay Area residents. Valid ID or proof of residency required. This offer applies only to the permanent collection galleries. Advanced timed tickets required.
9:30 amFree “Legion of Honor” Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Every Saturday)   FREE*
*Free general admission to Bay Area residents. Valid ID or proof of residency required. This offer applies only to the permanent collection galleries. Timed advanced tickets required
12:00 pmFern Alley Music Series   FREE
4:00 pmSF’s “Clean up The City” West SoMa Cleanup (w/ Free Drink for Volunteers)   FREE
7:00 pmSF’s HellaDesi Comedy Night (Every Saturday)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP for first 100 people. $10 advanced tickets or $15 at door without RSVP

Sunday, December 17, 2023

Outer Sunset Farmers Market & Mercantile 2023
Outer Sunset Farmers Market & Mercantile 2023
Cost: FREE*
*Free Admission
| Sunset Mercantile (Outer Sunset)

A weekly market featuring farmers, ranchers, food artisans, live music, children’s activities, vendors, makers, merchants, artists, and local organizations. Explore all the amazing local businesses surrounding the farmers market at sunsetstrong.com. You can more...

8:00 pm“Crazy Funny Asians” Sunday Night Comedy Showcase (SF)   FREE*
*Free tickets, but RSVP Required. Donations ($5-$10) greatly appreciated. $10 adv / $15 door tickets also required
10:00 pm“Laughter Hours” SF’s New Late Night Stand-Up Comedy Show (Sunday Nights)   FREE*
*Free tickets, but RSVP Required. Donations ($5-$10) greatly appreciated. $10 adv / $15 door tickets also required
10:00 am“Manny’s Neighborhood Trash Cleanup” w/ $1 Beer & Free Yoga Classes, Free Fries (SF)   FREE*
*Sign up on this TogetherSF Mobilize page: https://www.mobilize.us/togethersf/event/444979/
11:00 am“Lindy in the Park” Swing Dance Party (Golden Gate Park)   FREE*
*Weather permitting (rain cancels)
12:00 pmSF Ghirardelli Square’s Santa Visits & German Holiday Concert   FREE
1:00 pmGolden Gate Park Sunday Roller Disco Party (SF)   FREE
5:00 pm32nd Annual Candlelight Christmas Concert at Mission Dolores (SF)   $20*
*General Admission

Monday, December 18, 2023

SF's "Wurst Drag Trivia" (Every Monday)
SF’s “Wurst Drag Trivia” (Every Monday)
Cost: FREE | Willkommen

Don’t miss the best drag trivia in SF, hosted by BeBe Sweetbriar! Grab a beer and some sausages and try your best (or your wurst) to beat the competition while Bebe keeps more...

7:30 pmFREE TIX: SF’s Dirty Joke Night at a Legendary Strip Club (North Beach)   FREE*
*Free with code FUNCHEAP (limited tickets)
6:00 pmSF Arcade Bar “Emporium” 8 Free Game Tokens for “Industry Night” (Every Monday)   FREE*
*8 free game tokens if you are part of the "industry"
7:00 pm“Motown On Mondays” DJ Night (Madrone Art Bar)   FREE*
*Free before 8pm; $5 after
8:00 pmMirthquake: Monday Live Comedy in the Richmond w/ $5 Drinks (SF)   FREE*
*free tickets, RSVP to ensure a spot, 21+

Tuesday, December 19, 2023

SF’s Iconic Punchline Comedy Club: Secret Guest List (Dec. 19)
SF’s Iconic Punchline Comedy Club: Secret Guest List (Dec. 19)

Get ready for an awesome night of comedy at SF’s iconic Punchline Comedy Club. And you can get on our secret guest list. Secret Guest List: Punchline Free Comedy Nights Punchline Comedy Club, more...

8:00 pmFREE TIX: HellaFunny’s Brand New North Beach Comedy Blast (2023)   FREE*
*Free with code FUNCHEAP (limited tickets)
7:00 pmComedy Blast at Neck Of The Woods with Danny Dechi & Friends   FREE*
*Free

Wednesday, December 20, 2023

"Pay What You Can" Wednesday at SF's Museum of Craft and Design
“Pay What You Can” Wednesday at SF’s Museum of Craft and Design

There’s no better time to visit the Museum of Craft and Design than on Pay What You Can Wednesday. MCD’s Pay What You Can Wednesday initiative strives to keep art accessible to more...

7:00 pmSF’s Gameshow-Style Pub Trivia (Every Wednesday)   FREE
7:30 pmSecret Winter Guest List: Cobb’s Free Comedy Nights (Dec. 20)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP. Must arrive 30 minutes early for guaranteed entry. All shows are 18 & over with valid photo ID. Like most comedy clubs, there is a two drink minimum.
7:30 pmSF Symphony’s “A Charlie Brown Christmas – Live!” (Dec. 20-23)   $17.50*
*Tickets start at 17:50
9:00 amFree Admission Hour “Japanese Tea Garden” at Golden Gate Park (SF)   FREE*
*Free hour, Monday, Wednesday and Friday from 9am to 10am. Otherwise non-resident admission is $10 - $13 depending on the season. San Francisco residents are always free with valide ID
6:00 pm“Wiener Wednesday” Free Hot Dog Night at Rye (SF)   FREE*
*Every Wednesday, Free Hot Dogs with every Hornitos Cocktail purchase

Thursday, December 21, 2023

SF Symphony's "Holiday Brass" Concert
SF Symphony’s “Holiday Brass” Concert
Cost: $25 | Davies Symphony Hall

Feel the power and precision of the SF Symphony brass section as they fill Davies Symphony Hall with a festive mix of classical and popular holiday favorites. Holidays With The Symphony Thursday 11/30 more...

8:00 pmFREE TIX: HellaFunny’s Brand New North Beach Comedy Blast (Thursday Nights)   FREE*
*Free with code FUNCHEAP (limited tickets)
5:00 pmAsian Art Museum’s $10 Thursday Nights (SF)   $10*
*General admission tickets are $10 for adults, $8.50 for seniors, students and youths (age 13-17).   
7:00 pm“Throwback Thursday” at Del Mar: ’90s to ’00s Party (SF)   FREE*
*No cover all night

Friday, December 22, 2023

"Home Alone" Film w/ Live Orchestra from San Francisco Symphony (Dec. 22-23)
“Home Alone” Film w/ Live Orchestra from San Francisco Symphony (Dec. 22-23)
Cost: $75*
*Tickets start at $75
| Davies Symphony Hall

See the beloved holiday hit Home Alone on the big screen like you never have before, with John Williams’ exuberant score performed live by the San Francisco Symphony. The highest-grossing holiday film of all more...

7:00 pmLaugh GPT: SF’s First AI-Powered Stand-up Comedy Show (2023)   FREE*
*Use secret code HUMAN for comp tickets, otherwise, $10 off with secret code FUNCHEAP
7:00 pmSF’s Summer Beer & Comedy Festival 2023 (Speakeasy Brewery)   FREE*
*Free with secret code FUNCHEAPGUEST. Normally $5-15.
7:00 pm“Crazy Funny Asians” Friday Night Comedy Show (SF)   FREE*
*Free tickets, but RSVP Required. Donations ($5-$10) greatly appreciated.
8:00 pmSecret Guest List: Cobb’s Free Xmas Weekend Comedy Show (Dec. 22)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP. Must arrive 30 minutes early for guaranteed entry. All shows are 18 & over with valid photo ID. Like most comedy clubs, there is a two drink minimum.
5:00 pm$1 Drink Fridays: “Battle of the Decades” DJ Party (North Beach)   FREE*
*Free admission with RSVP on Eventbrite
7:00 pm“Deep Cut Comedy” Live Stand Up at Fish & Farm (SF)   FREE

Saturday, December 23, 2023

SF Symphony's "A Charlie Brown Christmas - Live!" (Dec. 20-23)
SF Symphony’s “A Charlie Brown Christmas – Live!” (Dec. 20-23)
Cost: $17.50*
*Tickets start at 17:50
| Davies Symphony Hall

Charlie Brown, Snoopy, and the entire Peanuts gang are back at Davies Symphony Hall to bring this television classic to life! With live actors, an animated backdrop, and Vince Guaraldi’s timeless more...

7:00 pmSF’s “Black Laughs Matter” Comedy Night (Xmas Weekend 2023 Show)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP (normally $15-25)
7:00 pmLaugh GPT: SF’s First AI-Powered Stand-up Comedy Show (2023)   FREE*
*Use secret code HUMAN for comp tickets, otherwise, $10 off with secret code FUNCHEAP
7:00 pm“Crazy Funny Asians” Comedy Showcase (SF)   FREE*
*Free tickets, but RSVP Required. Donations ($5-$10) greatly appreciated. $10 adv / $15 door tickets also required
7:30 pm“Home Alone” Film w/ Live Orchestra from San Francisco Symphony (Dec. 22-23)   $75*
*Tickets start at $75
8:00 pmSecret Guest List: Cobb’s Free Xmas Weekend Comedy Show (Dec. 23)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP. Must arrive 30 minutes early for guaranteed entry. All shows are 18 & over with valid photo ID. Like most comedy clubs, there is a two drink minimum.
9:00 pm“Comedians with Criminal Records” Live in SF (Xmas Weekend 2023)   FREE*
*Limited free tickets w/ secret code FUNCHEAPGUEST. Otherwise $5 off with secret code FUNCHEAP
10:30 pmNo Scrubs: ’90s Hip Hop and R&B Night (SF)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP before 11pm. Otherwise Get $5 off "Entry anytime" Tickets - Early Bird tickets $5 adv w/ code FUNCHEAP (otherwise $10-15). Two drink minimum
9:30 amFree de Young Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Every Saturday)   FREE*
*Free general admission to Bay Area residents. Valid ID or proof of residency required. This offer applies only to the permanent collection galleries. Advanced timed tickets required.
9:30 amFree “Legion of Honor” Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Every Saturday)   FREE*
*Free general admission to Bay Area residents. Valid ID or proof of residency required. This offer applies only to the permanent collection galleries. Timed advanced tickets required
4:00 pmSF’s “Clean up The City” West SoMa Cleanup (w/ Free Drink for Volunteers)   FREE
7:00 pmSF’s HellaDesi Comedy Night (Every Saturday)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP for first 100 people. $10 advanced tickets or $15 at door without RSVP

Sunday, December 24, 2023

Outer Sunset Farmers Market & Mercantile 2023
Outer Sunset Farmers Market & Mercantile 2023
Cost: FREE*
*Free Admission
| Sunset Mercantile (Outer Sunset)

A weekly market featuring farmers, ranchers, food artisans, live music, children’s activities, vendors, makers, merchants, artists, and local organizations. Explore all the amazing local businesses surrounding the farmers market at sunsetstrong.com. You can more...

2:00 pm10% Off Tix to San Francisco Playhouse’s “Guys and Dolls” Musical (Nov. 16-Jan. 13)   $15*
*Tickets normally start at $15, but you can get 10% off with code FC10. Not valid for past purchases. Subject to availability.
8:00 pm“Crazy Funny Asians” Sunday Night Comedy Showcase (SF)   FREE*
*Free tickets, but RSVP Required. Donations ($5-$10) greatly appreciated. $10 adv / $15 door tickets also required
10:00 pm“Laughter Hours” SF’s New Late Night Stand-Up Comedy Show (Sunday Nights)   FREE*
*Free tickets, but RSVP Required. Donations ($5-$10) greatly appreciated. $10 adv / $15 door tickets also required
10:00 am“Manny’s Neighborhood Trash Cleanup” w/ $1 Beer & Free Yoga Classes, Free Fries (SF)   FREE*
*Sign up on this TogetherSF Mobilize page: https://www.mobilize.us/togethersf/event/444979/
10:00 amSF’s Holiday Ice Skating Session at Union Square (Christmas Eve)   $20*
*Tickets are $20 with skate rental included in the cost of admission
10:00 amSF’s Holiday Ice Skating Session at Union Square (Christmas Day)   $20*
*Tickets are $20 with skate rental included in the cost of admission
11:00 am“Lindy in the Park” Swing Dance Party (Golden Gate Park)   FREE*
*Weather permitting (rain cancels)
1:00 pmGolden Gate Park Sunday Roller Disco Party (SF)   FREE

Monday, December 25, 2023

SF's "Wurst Drag Trivia" (Every Monday)
SF’s “Wurst Drag Trivia” (Every Monday)
Cost: FREE | Willkommen

Don’t miss the best drag trivia in SF, hosted by BeBe Sweetbriar! Grab a beer and some sausages and try your best (or your wurst) to beat the competition while Bebe keeps more...

7:30 pmFREE TIX: SF’s Dirty Joke Night at a Legendary Strip Club (North Beach)   FREE*
*Free with code FUNCHEAP (limited tickets)
6:00 pmSF Arcade Bar “Emporium” 8 Free Game Tokens for “Industry Night” (Every Monday)   FREE*
*8 free game tokens if you are part of the "industry"
7:00 pm“Motown On Mondays” DJ Night (Madrone Art Bar)   FREE*
*Free before 8pm; $5 after
8:00 pmMirthquake: Monday Live Comedy in the Richmond w/ $5 Drinks (SF)   FREE*
*free tickets, RSVP to ensure a spot, 21+
9:00 pm24th Annual “Black X Mass” First Satanic Church Celebration (2023)   $13*
*Admission at door, includes free snacks and giveaways

Tuesday, December 26, 2023

FREE TIX: HellaFunny's Brand New North Beach Comedy Blast (2023)
FREE TIX: HellaFunny’s Brand New North Beach Comedy Blast (2023)

After a two-month remodel, Tope Lounge in North Beach has finally reopened and is kicking off with a brand new HellaFunny comedy night on Tuesdays w/ $2 off all specialty cocktails and wine more...