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Saturday, December 14

“Nightlife on Mars” Comedy Night | SF
Saturday, December 14 – 8:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free with code CHEAPBASTARD - otherwise it's $10
| Murphy's Pub
“Nightlife on Mars” Comedy Night | SF

Nightlife on Mars is a weekly comedy show at Murphy’s Pub, produced by local comics Joe Nguyen, Red Scott, and Natasha Muse. The three members of Nightlife on Mars are the triptych that represents the spiritual base of the San Francisco comedy scene. Between them, ...Every Saturday

Saturday Write Fever: Insta-Plays Written & Performed | SF
Saturday, December 14 – 8:30 pm | Cost: FREE | EXIT Theatre
Saturday Write Fever: Insta-Plays Written & Performed | SF

Every second Saturday of the month, EXIT Theatre invites writers, actors, directors, theater creators and theater audiences alike to a free evening of quick script-making and flash-fried performance. Join in for: 8:30 pm: Mixer 9 pm: Writing sprint where writers have 30 minutes to generate original monologues based ...Monthly

“Downtown Comedy Night” Comedy Show | SF
"Downtown Comedy Night" Comedy Show | SF

Every Saturday night downtown comes alive with a fresh new comedy set hosted by Feel Woods (SF Sketchfest) and the HellaFunny crew. Comedians on this showcase have been seen at the SF Sketchfest, Punchline, Cobbs, Viceland, NBC, ABC and many many more. Bar Fluxus, run ...

No Scrubs: A ’90s Hip Hop and R&B Dance Party | Bar Fluxus
Saturday, December 14 – 10:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free with RSVP before 10:30pm. $5 After
| Bar Fluxus
No Scrubs: A '90s Hip Hop and R&B Dance Party | Bar Fluxus

The 1990s were dope. The fashion was uhh-mayy-zing, the slang was super dope, and the music was phenomenal. From TLC, to the Fresh Prince, to Kid ‘N Play to Usher…the list goes on. Bring your ass down to Bar Fluxus this Saturday to get your groove ...

Sunday, December 15

After Dawn: Premiere Sunday Morning Party | SF
Sunday, December 15 – 6:00 am | Cost: FREE*
*Free but an RSVP is required.
| Monroe
After Dawn: Premiere Sunday Morning Party | SF

morning late-night partygoers and early risers migrate to Monroe for the best house music SF has to offer: 2 Bars, Spacious plush booth seating, Outdoor patio, and refreshing cocktails. Take part in a local nightlife experience with the sounds and vibes of Afterdawn. After ...Every Sunday

“Mayor’s Holiday Fair” at SF City Hall | 2019
Sunday, December 15 – All Day | Cost: FREE | San Francisco City Hall
"Mayor's Holiday Fair" at SF City Hall | 2019
City Hall invites you this Sunday, December 15, 2019 starting at 10 am for what will be the event of the season. The Mayor’s Holiday Fair is the perfect event for families, children, and adults. Mayor’s Holiday Fair Sunday, December 15, 2019 | 10 am – 2 ...
Final Day: Chronicle Books Holiday Warehouse Sale | 80% Off Everything
Sunday, December 15 – All Day | Cost: 80% Off | Chronicle Books HQ
Final Day: Chronicle Books Holiday Warehouse Sale | 80% Off Everything

Need some last minute gifts, but don’t want to pay outrageous last minute shipping costs? The Chronicle Books Holiday Warehouse Sale is here again with 80% off everything in the store for three days only. Choose from cookbooks, children’s books, lifestyle + home, arts & crafts, ...

Timbuk2 Holiday Warehouse Sale: Up to 70% Off | Mission Dist.
Sunday, December 15 – All Day | Cost: FREE | Timbuk2 Shotwell Factory Store
Timbuk2 Holiday Warehouse Sale: Up to 70% Off | Mission Dist.

Join this weekend and get all your holiday shopping done during the Brooklyn Warehouse Sale. Take up to 70% off your favorite Timbuk2 packs, find one of a kind pieces and some of your favorite gear at some deep discounts. Plus, first 50 customers will ...

Saint Paulus Pre Christmas Church Service & Potluck Lunch | SF
Sunday, December 15 – 10:00 am | Cost: FREE | Saint Paulus Lutheran Church
Saint Paulus Pre Christmas Church Service & Potluck Lunch | SF
Get into the holiday spirit at Saint Paulus pre-Christmas service, followed by a potluck lunch and congregational meeting.
Illuminate 2019: SF’s Festival of Light | 40+ Light Sculptures
Sunday, December 15 – All Day | Cost: FREE | All Over San Francisco
Illuminate 2019: SF's Festival of Light | 40+ Light Sculptures

Illuminate SF Festival of Light happens Thanksgiving 2019 through New Year’s Day 2020 and shines a light on San Francisco’s ever-expanding light art scene. Get your glow on during this two-month celebration during the longest nights of the year. In past years, the city has hosted ...

2019 SFMade Holiday Gift Fair: 60+ Local Artisans & Sweet Treats | SF
Sunday, December 15 – All Day | Cost: FREE*
*Bring cash for purchase.
| California College of the Arts SF (CCA SF)
2019 SFMade Holiday Gift Fair: 60+ Local Artisans & Sweet Treats | SF

SFMADE hosts a shopping extravaganza featuring holiday gift items, all made in San Francisco by over 60 different SFMade vendors. 2019 SFMade Holiday Gift Fair Sunday, December 15, 2019 | 11 am to 5 pm CCA SF, The Nave, 1111 8th Street, San Francisco FREE (Bring cash ...

2019 Holiday Mercantile: Food, Crafts & Live Music | SF
Sunday, December 15 – All Day | Cost: FREE | SF County Fair Building
2019 Holiday Mercantile: Food, Crafts & Live Music | SF

Come Eat, Drink, Shop, Play, Connect and Be Local at the 5th Annual Sunset Holiday Mercantile on December 14th-15th, 11 am-5 pm at the SF County Fair Building (9th/Lincoln) featuring two days of local makers, merchants, artists, food artisans, food trucks, oodles of childrens activities, ...

Win Tix: 7th Annual All-You-Can-Eat Crab Feast | SoMa StrEat Food Park
Sunday, December 15 – 12:00 pm | Cost: WIN*
*$68 Adults / $25 Kids 12 & Under
| SoMa StrEat Food Park
It’s the most wonderful time of the year: crab season. Side-step on up to the table for SoMa StrEat Food Park’s Seventh Annual Holiday Crab Feed. Satisfy your crabby cravings with “All you can eat”, Dungeness crab legs, garlic noodles, salad, and iced tea. > Get Tickets ...
Children Craft Workshop & Free Photos with Santa Claus | Japantown
Sunday, December 15 – 12:00 pm | Cost: FREE | East Japan Center Mall
Children Craft Workshop & Free Photos with Santa Claus | Japantown

Santa Claus has arrived at the Japan Center Malls. Visit Japan Center Malls for a perfect place to pose for photos with Santa and share your holiday wish list with him. Also, at the Little Hands Craft Shop, kids can make crafts to give away ...

12th Annual Five & Diamond Holiday Loft Sale | SF
Sunday, December 15 – All Day | Cost: FREE*
*Free for all ages.
| Harrington Galleries
12th Annual Five & Diamond Holiday Loft Sale | SF

Five & Diamond is very excited to announce the 12th Annual Holiday Loft Sale above Harrington Galleries , a beautiful loft space on Valencia Street. 12th Annual Five & Diamond Holiday Loft Sale Saturday , December 14, 2019 | Noon to 8 pm Sunday, December ...

“Holiday Circus” 2019 Winter Showcase | SF
Sunday, December 15 – 2:00 pm | Cost: $20 | Circus Center
"Holiday Circus" 2019 Winter Showcase | SF

At the darkest time of the year, explore the light. The fear of the dark, the desire to be illuminated, the flaring passions, and the longing for revelation. 2019 Circus Center’s Winter Showcase -Fri., Dec. 13, | 7:30 pm -Sat., Dec. 14, | 2 pm ...

SF’s “Antique Vibrator Museum” Free Guided Tour Day | Good Vibrations
SF's "Antique Vibrator Museum" Free Guided Tour Day | Good Vibrations

Did you know SF has an Antique Vibrator Museum? Take a free tour of this unique space every 3rd Sunday of the month with Antique Vibrator Museum curator Dr. Carol Queen.  Free, but you must RSVP at least 72 hours in advance by calling the Polk St. store ...Monthly

Movie Night Double Feature: The Neverending Story & Labyrinth | The Chapel
Sunday, December 15 – 5:30 pm | Cost: FREE | The Chapel
Movie Night Double Feature: The Neverending Story & Labyrinth | The Chapel
Join us for a special double feature at The Chapel. 5:30PM – The Neverending Story 7:15PM – Labyrinth
The Holiday Impeachment Party | SF
Sunday, December 15 – 6:00 pm | Cost: $10*
*$10 in advance/$15 at door. All proceeds go towards a 501(c)3, Poets Reading the News.
| Royal Towers Apartments
The Holiday Impeachment Party | SF
House Democrats have pledged to finish their impeachment deliberations by Christmas – sounds like cause for a Holiday Impeachment Party to us. This San Francisco extravaganza features an illuminated digital poetry installation, a bespoke drinks menu crafted towards a new political reality, delicious seasonal hor d’oeuvres, ...
Laugh Your Gays Off: Free Comedy in The Castro | SF
Sunday, December 15 – 7:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*$5 suggested donation
| The Midnight Sun
Laugh Your Gays Off: Free Comedy in The Castro | SF

Laugh Your Gays Off is a free monthly comedy show in the heart of the Castro, featuring awesome lineups of LGBTQ and LGBTQ-friendly comedians with your host, “Daniele Midi.” Drink deals at Midnight Sun are dangerously good. It’s about time that The Castro gets more ...Monthly

“Crazy Funny Asians” Comedy Showcase | SF
Sunday, December 15 – 7:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*RSVP Required. Donations ($5-$10) greatly appreciated.
| Neck of The Woods
"Crazy Funny Asians" Comedy Showcase | SF

Inspired by the blockbuster movie, see some of the Bay Area’s top comedians at San Francisco’s Crazy Funny Asians comedy showcase, presented by Funcheap and HellaFunny. Let’s celebrate the Bay’s Asian-American culture and heritage with laughs. Free tickets for the first 100 people to RSVP “Crazy ...Every Sunday

Win Tix: A New Voice in Indie Music: Lola Kirke | Rickshaw Stop
Sunday, December 15 – 7:00 pm | Cost: WIN | Rickshaw Stop
You might know Lola Kirke for her roles in Gone Girl and Amazon’s Mozart in the Jungle, but her country-rock music career is taking her to new heights. She leads a band with beautifully plaintive songs, twanging guitar melodies, and smoky vocals. > Get Tickets – $12 ...
Win Tix: Comedy Night: Murray The Magician (YouTube) | Cobb’s Comedy Club
Sunday, December 15 – 7:30 pm | Cost: WIN | Cobb's Comedy Club
Murray The Magician is a YouTube Sensation with over 1.5 Million Subscribers and over 1 Billion online views, a regular on History Channel’s Pawn Stars as their Magic Expert for his 10th season, and on CW’s Masters of Illusion for his 6th season. > Get Tickets – ...
Win Tix: SF Sunday Comedy Showcase | The Punch Line
Sunday, December 15 – 8:00 pm | Cost: WIN | The Punch Line
Come see the Punch Line’s weekly SF Comedy Showcase, held every Sunday for over 30 years. San Francisco has a rich and vibrant comedy scene, and this weekly show has birthed such comedians as Patton Oswalt, Margaret Cho and Arj Barker, as well as the current ...
Free HellaFunny Sundays Stand-Up Comedy | Neck of the Woods
Sunday, December 15 – 8:30 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free with RSVP. Otherwise $15 online $20 at the door
| Neck of The Woods
Free HellaFunny Sundays Stand-Up Comedy | Neck of the Woods

Come to HellaFunny Sundays at the Neck of the Woods to see an ever-changing lineup of some of SF’s funniest local headlining comedians that typically perform at Cobbs, Punch Line and SF Sketchfest. HellaFunny Sundays Every Sunday at 8:30pm Neck of the Woods 406 Clement St, ...