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Thursday, December 11

Stand-Up Comedian Greg Fitzsimmons Live at SF Punch Line (Dec. 11–13)
Thursday, December 11 – 8:00 pm | Cost: $32.05*
*Tickets starts at $32.05  General Admission – 18+ 2 drink min valid ID
| Punch Line Comedy Club
Stand-Up Comedian Greg Fitzsimmons Live at SF Punch Line (Dec. 11–13)

Greg’s new stand-up special, Greg Fitzsimmons: You Know Me, was recorded on November 18, 2023 at The Comedy Mothership in Austin, TX. After 35 years performing stand-up, You Know Me, finds Greg hilariously reflecting on 34 years of sobriety, sex with a 57-year-old woman, convincing your children that ...

$5 Off: “San Francisco Tonight” Comedy Show in The Mission (SF)
Thursday, December 11 – 9:00 pm - Ends at 10:00 pm | Cost: $11.94*
*FUNCHEAP discount code for $5 off. Normally 17.12.
| Endgames Improv Theater & Bar (SF)
$5 Off: “San Francisco Tonight” Comedy Show in The Mission (SF)

Want to have fun this Thursday night? You’re invited to the city’s most current improv comedy show. Each show, SF Tonight creates new, original comedy out of audience selected headlines and tabloids! You’ll be greeted with newspapers, magazines, and scissors. Cut out any headline you’d ...Every Thursday

Haight Street Holiday Block Party (Winter 2025)
Thursday, December 11 – 5:00 pm - Ends at 9:00 pm | Cost: FREE | Haight Ashbury
Haight Street Holiday Block Party (Winter 2025)
Over 30 businesses in the iconic upper Haight district have come together for a night of fun and festivities! Trunk shows, discounts, specials, live music, performances, vendors and more will all hosted at various stores along the Haight strip. More information about participating businesses and ...
“Lucid Plane” Opening: Psychedelic Art Reception at Heron Arts (SF)
Thursday, December 11 – 6:00 pm - Ends at 9:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free for all to attend
| Heron Arts
"Lucid Plane" Opening: Psychedelic Art Reception at Heron Arts (SF)
Heron Arts is pleased to present Lucid Plane, a group exhibition that blurs the line between dream and vision. Bringing together contemporary artists whose work channels the aesthetics of psychedelia—vivid palettes, surreal compositions, altered realities, and expanded consciousness—the exhibition spans painting, sculpture, analog, and digital ...
Thursday Night Poem Jam | SF Main Library
Thursday, December 11 – 6:00 pm - Ends at 7:30 pm | Cost: FREE | San Francisco Main Public Library

Join San Francisco Main Public Library with talented poets for a poetry jam. The Main Library’s monthly Poem Jam poetry reading series, moderated by Kim Shuck, takes place on Thursdays at 6 pm in the Main Library. Thursday Night Poem Jam Every 2nd Thursday | ...Monthly

SF’s Weekly Jeopardy Bar League: Trivia + Prizes (Woodbury)
Thursday, December 11 – 6:30 pm - Ends at 9:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free all night
| Woodbury Bar
SF's Weekly Jeopardy Bar League: Trivia + Prizes (Woodbury)

We’re taking Jeopary out of the living room and into the bar. Think you’ve got what it takes to be the next Jeopardy champion? Put your knowledge to the test at Jeopardy Bar League at Woodbury—a weekly trivia showdown where you can compete for prizes and ...Every Thursday

From Crisis to Conservation: Empowering Action for Biodiversity (Lake Merced)
Thursday, December 11 – 7:00 pm - Ends at 8:30 pm | Cost: FREE*
*donations welcome
| Lake Merced Boathouse
From Crisis to Conservation: Empowering Action for Biodiversity (Lake Merced)
We are living in extraordinary times that can challenge our ability to feel hopeful about the future. To meet this moment, California Native Plant Society has launched two ambitious multi-year biodiversity campaigns: a conservation campaign focused on saving native plants in their natural habitats, and ...
Sterile Garden + Experiment Noise Night & Live Soundscapes (Peacock Lounge)
Thursday, December 11 – 8:00 pm - Ends at 11:00 pm | Cost: $5*
*All-ages, no one turned away for lack of funds
| Peacock Lounge
Sterile Garden + Experiment Noise Night & Live Soundscapes (Peacock Lounge)
Sterile Garden, Jean Carla Rodea, Human Deselection & Realization Nature Group, Sissisters December 11, 8pm-11pm Peacock Lounge, 552 Haight, SF All-ages, $5-$15 notaflof Sterile Garden The banal and sublime collide with entropic abandon, ploughed deep by the mindful hands of Jacob DeRaadt, stalwart craftsman of industrial aesthetics and musique ...
Shame Cave Comedy Show: A Shameful Yet Shameless Night | SF
Thursday, December 11 – 8:00 pm - Ends at 9:30 pm | Cost: FREE | Mission Hill Saloon
Shame Cave Comedy Show: A Shameful Yet Shameless Night | SF

A delightful evening of comedy, happening every 2nd Thursday. Shameful things will be discussed by the shameless and shameful. Maybe reach catharsis, and if not, there’s drinks. Hosted by the ever-shame-wracked Annette Mullaney and featuring the best of Bay Area and visiting comedians. Shame Cave Comedy Show: ...Monthly

Friday, December 12

City Grazing’s “Goat Swag” Store Opening w/ Prizes (Dec. 8-12)
City Grazing's "Goat Swag" Store Opening w/ Prizes (Dec. 8-12)

City Grazing’s virtual goat swag store is now open! Explore the new Etsy shop and other ways to get the great goat swag. For over ten years, City Grazing’s herd of 100+ adopted goats have worked with a wide range of Bay Area schools, community ...

“ARTasting” Holiday Artist Maker Fair + Lively Indoor Night Market (Downtown SF)
Friday, December 12 – 5:00 pm - Ends at 9:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free | RSVP required
| Hunt & Gather
"ARTasting" Holiday Artist Maker Fair + Lively Indoor Night Market (Downtown SF)
Experience ARTasting! A Holiday Artist Maker Fair in the heart of the city! An immersive art, craft, and food fair that marks the next chapter for Hunt & Gather, and a gathering for the community! ARTasting returns for a special Holiday Edition! A lively indoor night ...
“Let’s Glow SF” 2025: SF’s Huge Holiday Projection Arts Festival (Dec. 5-14)
Friday, December 12 – 5:30 pm - Ends at 10:00 pm | Cost: FREE | San Francisco's Financial District
"Let's Glow SF" 2025: SF's Huge Holiday Projection Arts Festival (Dec. 5-14)

Let’s Glow SF, the nation’s largest FREE holiday projection arts festival, is making a triumphant return to downtown San Francisco for its fifth and grandest year yet. This all-ages, family-friendly event runs for 10 nights from December 5-14, 2025. Experience breathtaking animated projections illuminating eight ...

Free “Rush Hour Comedy Night” Friday Night (San Francisco)
Friday, December 12 – 7:00 pm - Ends at 10:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*RSVP Required
| The Function
Free "Rush Hour Comedy Night" Friday Night (San Francisco)

Welcome to ‘Rush Hour Comedy Night’ where laughter knows no bounds and cultural collisions are the name of the game. Join our dynamic duo of black and Asian comedians as they embark on a whirlwind adventure through the streets of humor, weaving together their diverse backgrounds and ...Every Friday

SF’s HellaSecret “Crazy Funny Asians” Friday Night Comedy Showcase (7p + 9p)
SF’s HellaSecret “Crazy Funny Asians” Friday Night Comedy Showcase (7p + 9p)

Inspired by the blockbuster movie, see some of the Bay Area’s top comedians at San Francisco’s Crazy Funny Asians comedy showcase, presented by Funcheap and HellaFunny. Let’s celebrate the Bay’s Asian-American culture and heritage with laughs at a secret location – a two-floor comedy club near ...Every Friday

Laugh GPT: SF’s First AI-Powered Stand-up Comedy Show (2025)
Friday, December 12 – 7:00 pm - Ends at 10:30 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Use secret code HUMAN for comp tickets, otherwise, $10 off with secret code FUNCHEAP
| Mayes Oyster House
Laugh GPT: SF's First AI-Powered Stand-up Comedy Show (2025)

The robot revolution is upon us, and they’ve infiltrated the world of comedy! Join us for “Laugh GPT,” the AI-powered comedy show that might just be humanity’s last stand-up hurrah. Laugh GPT was recently featured in the Washington Post! As artificial intelligence advances, who knows how ...Every Friday

San Francisco POC Comedy Night (Fridays & Saturdays)
Friday, December 12 – 7:00 pm - Ends at 10:30 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Use secret code FUNCHEAP for comp tickets, otherwise, $10 off with secret code FUNCHEAP
| Mayes Oyster House
San Francisco POC Comedy Night (Fridays & Saturdays)

Welcome to San Francisco’s newest comedy night, spotlighting the vibrant humor of People of Color! Prepare for an evening of laughter as HellaFunny showcases handpicked talent that normally performs at Cobb’s, SF Sketchfest, and the Punch Line. Our lineup celebrates the diversity of the Bay Area’s comedic ...Every Saturday

Stand-Up Comedian Greg Fitzsimmons Live at SF Punch Line (Dec. 11–13)
Friday, December 12 – 7:30 pm | Cost: $32.05*
*Tickets starts at $32.05  General Admission – 18+ 2 drink min valid ID
| Punch Line Comedy Club
Stand-Up Comedian Greg Fitzsimmons Live at SF Punch Line (Dec. 11–13)

Greg’s new stand-up special, Greg Fitzsimmons: You Know Me, was recorded on November 18, 2023 at The Comedy Mothership in Austin, TX. After 35 years performing stand-up, You Know Me, finds Greg hilariously reflecting on 34 years of sobriety, sex with a 57-year-old woman, convincing your children that ...

$5 Off: “The Confessional” SF’s Wild “Sins & Secrets” Improv Comedy Show
Friday, December 12 – 8:00 pm - Ends at 9:00 pm | Cost: $11.94*
*$5 off with secret code FUNCHEAP (normally $17.12) No added ticketing fees. No Drink Minimum
| Endgames Improv Theater & Bar (SF)
$5 Off: "The Confessional" SF's Wild "Sins & Secrets" Improv Comedy Show

From the mild to the wild, all of us have guilty pleasures, moments of being bad, and the down right awful. Audiences submit written sins and secrets, and we weave a fully improvised comedy show. Don’t worry, it’s anonymous. No one will know about the ...

$5 Off: “Your Fucked Up Relationship” Live in SF (Every Friday & Saturday)
Friday, December 12 – 9:00 pm - Ends at 10:15 pm | Cost: $16.37*
*$5 off with secret code FUNCHEAP (normally $21.49) No added ticketing fees. No Drink Minimum
| Endgames Improv Theater & Bar (SF)
$5 Off: "Your Fucked Up Relationship" Live in SF (Every Friday & Saturday)

Since 2011, San Francisco’s hottest improv show remains “Your Fucked Up Relationship.” — Improvised scenes inspired by your ridiculous, fucked up relationships. Everyone has had at least one. You tell us your story, we show you ours. You laugh, we laugh, and we all hook ...

$5 Off: “The Ritual” Comedy Show in The Mission (SF)
Friday, December 12 – 10:15 pm - Ends at 11:15 pm | Cost: $12.16*
*FUNCHEAP discount code for $5 off
| Endgames Improv Theater & Bar (SF)
$5 Off: “The Ritual” Comedy Show in The Mission (SF)

Once a week, in the late hours of what used to be “not considered late,” a group of degenerates and misfits gather to perform a seance unlike anything seen before. So comically evil that you may get sick to your stomach. The Ritual will be ...Every Friday

$1 Drink Fridays: “Battle of the Decades” DJ Party (North Beach)
Friday, December 12 – 5:00 pm - Ends at 11:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free admission with RSVP on Eventbrite
| Monroe
$1 Drink Fridays: "Battle of the Decades" DJ Party (North Beach)

Fridays are now a little bit more awesome. Did someone say $1 drinks? Monroe in North Beach hosts “Battle of the Decades” DJ party and happy hour every Friday with a DJ spinning progressive tunes. Every hour is a different decade – with drink prices ...Every Friday

Free Comedy Night w/ Danny Dechi & Friends | Outer Richmond
Friday, December 12 – 7:00 pm - Ends at 9:30 pm | Cost: FREE | Bazaar Cafe
Free Comedy Night w/ Danny Dechi & Friends | Outer Richmond

Comedian and the world’s only pencil musician Danny Dechi hosts a night of free laughs at Bazaar Cafe Stand-up Comedy Showcase. Come by every second Friday of the month for a lineup of local comedians. Please note that tjis event will now occur every 2nd Friday ...Monthly

“Starlight” Circus Bella’s All-New Winter Circus in SF (Dec 12-Jan 4)
Friday, December 12 – 7:00 pm - Ends at 8:30 pm | Cost: $55 | The Crossing at East Cut
"Starlight" Circus Bella's All-New Winter Circus in SF (Dec 12-Jan 4)
Starlight – Circus Bella’s all-new Winter Spectacular! From the moment you arrive, let us transport you to a starlight-drenched world of magic and splendor. Circus Bella returns to the Big Top Circus Tent for a third year with Starlight – An All-New Winter Circus Spectacular. ...

Saturday, December 13

Root Division’s 1st Annual Holiday Artist Fair + Free Drink Tickets (SF)
Saturday, December 13 – 12:00 pm - Ends at 5:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*FREE with RSVP - RSVP and get a free drink ticket while supplies last)
| Root Division
Root Division’s 1st Annual Holiday Artist Fair + Free Drink Tickets (SF)
Discover 20+ emerging artists at Root Division’s 1st Annual Artist Fair – free art, performances, workshops & local food in San Francisco Join us for Root Division’s 1st Annual Artist Fair, a free, all-ages celebration of creativity and community! This inaugural event will feature emerging artists through ...
SF’s Unofficial SantaCon 2025 Pub Crawl: 10-Hours, 9 Bars (The Mission + Downtown)
Saturday, December 13 – 12:00 pm - Ends at 10:00 pm | Cost: $17.85*
*Tier 2 tickets are $5 off with secret code FUNCHEAP ($17.85, normally $23.18) - 21+
| Soundtrack
SF's Unofficial SantaCon 2025 Pub Crawl: 10-Hours, 9 Bars (The Mission + Downtown)
San Francisco’s SantaCon is always a blast, but the classic version can also feel like one big, unstructured holiday free-for-all. If you’d prefer something a little more coordinated – with guaranteed bar access, wristband entry, and a clear crawl route –this unofficial SantaCon-style pub crawl is ...