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SF Neo-Futurists “The Infinite Wrench” (30 Plays in 60 Minutes, every Fri & Sat)

Friday, March 13, 2026 - 9:00 pm | Cost: $18.60*
*$13 + roll of a die at the door, OR $16 online. Group discounts—bring friends!

447 Minna St. | 447 Minna St, San Francisco, CA 94103

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SF Neo-Futurists “The Infinite Wrench” (30 Plays in 60 Minutes, every Fri & Sat)

See the show the SF Chronicle calls one of 22 San Francisco things everyone must do!

50 weekends a year, the critically-acclaimed San Francisco Neo-Futurists present The Infinite Wrench, an attempt to perform 30 bite-sized plays in a frantic race against the clock, in an order determined by you, the audience. Each week, the ensemble offers up new plays ranging from the personal, to the political, to the profoundly WTF, all truthful and inspired by the lived experiences of the performers. With The Infinite Wrench, the SF Neo-Futurists promise to break the fourth wall and maybe your heart but never your wallet. We hear it’s a great first date, too.

“The Infinite Wrench”
Fridays & Saturdays | 9p
447 Minna St., SF – Get Directions
Get Tickets$18.60 – General Admission (fees included)

Online ticket sales close 45 minutes prior to showtime for each performance. Tickets are also available for purchase at the door for $13 + the roll of a 6-sided die. We reserve a few tickets for walk-ups at every performance.

Please note:

  • There is no late seating. Please arrive early.
  • The Infinite Wrench is all ages. However, any given performance may contain cursing and “adult” themes. If you have questions about show content, email info@sfneofuturists.com.
  • COVID Policy: Audience members are strongly encouraged to wear a mask. We can provide a mask if you don’t have one.
  • Accessibility: 447 Minna is an ADA-accessible buildings with all-gender, ADA-accessible restrooms. If you have any questions about access, please email info@sfneofuturists.com.

Disclaimer: Please double check event information with the event organizer as events can be canceled, details can change after they are added to our calendar, and errors do occur.


Cost: $18.60*
*$13 + roll of a die at the door, OR $16 online. Group discounts—bring friends!
Categories: *Top Pick*, Comedy, In Person, Sponsored, Theater & Performance
Address: 447 Minna St, San Francisco, CA 94103

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