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“Mortified Live” Embarrassing Teen Diary Storytelling (Berkeley)

Saturday, March 14, 2026 - 7:30 pm to 9:30 pm | Cost: $22*
*Normally $27 in advance, use promo code for $5 off tickets

Ashkenaz | 1317 San Pablo Ave., Berkeley CA

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“Mortified Live” Embarrassing Teen Diary Storytelling (Bay Area)

As heard on The Mortified Podcast, & seen on Netflix’s Mortified Nation, check out Mortified – the national comedy/storytelling sensation live!

Hear adults share their actual, embarrassing, & hilarious teen diaries live in front of total strangers. Check out the hilarious comedy/storytelling phenomenon that’s been selling out shows in the bay for almost 15 years.

Mortified’s March Show

San Francisco – DNA Lounge – Friday, March 13, 2026 | 7:30p – 9p

  • Get SF Tickets $21 $26 adv (fee included) w/ 2WNS8E / $30 door

San Francisco – Ashkenaz – Thursday, March 14, 2026 | 7:30p – 9:30p

Mortified is a comic excavation of adolescent writing, art & media. Come to see the bay area’s funniest and most outlandish comedic/musical show.

Disclaimer: Please double check event information with the event organizer as events can be canceled, details can change after they are added to our calendar, and errors do occur.


Cost: $22*
*Normally $27 in advance, use promo code for $5 off tickets
Categories: *Top Pick*, Comedy, Discount Tix / Promo Codes, In Person, Literature, Sponsored
Venue: Ashkenaz
Address: 1317 San Pablo Ave., Berkeley CA

Saturday, March 14, 2026

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*Adult 18-64: USD 39.95, Youth 4-17: USD 29.95, Teacher or Student 18+: USD 29.95, Senior 65+ or Disabled: USD 29.95
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