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Thursday, December 25, 2025

SF's Xmas Day "Queersada" Free Queer Holiday Gathering (The Castro)
SF’s Xmas Day “Queersada” Free Queer Holiday Gathering (The Castro)
Thursday, December 25 – 2:00 pm - Ends at 5:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free with RSVP
 | Beaux

A free queer posada with food, chosen family, and a place to kick it, all in the heart of the Castro. It’s all for love of community. Let’s kick it, family! Happening on December more...

4:00 pmThe Willows’ “Beer Xmas” Beer, Shots + Egg Nog (SF)   FREE*
*Pay for what you drink
5:00 pmChristmas at “Lightscape”: Immersive Holiday Light Trail in Golden Gate Park   $32*
*Adult tix start at $32
5:00 pmSF’s 2025 Macy’s Union Square Great Christmas Tree Dazzles   FREE
5:00 pmSF’s Epic “Photosynthesis” Light Show | Conservatory of Flowers   FREE*
*Free to watch from outside the building.
5:30 pmSF City Hall’s Brand New Animated Light Show on Christmas   FREE
7:00 pmSF’s Holiday Ice Skating Session at Union Square (Christmas Day)   $22
8:00 pmCoit Comedy: Stand Up Comedy & Free Golden Boy Pizza | SF   $5*
*Use "Funcheap" to get a 50% discount ticket with 1 drink minimum requirement. Otherwise it's $10.
9:00 pmEvery Thursday: “Inner Circle” Dance Party at White Rabbit (SF)   FREE*
*Inner Circle is always Free with RSVP
9:00 pm26th Annual “Black XMass” Unholy Christmas/Solstice Variety Show (SF)   $13.*
*Pay at door. Admission includes free snacks and giveaways
9:00 pm16th & Mission Open Mic (w/out a mic)   FREE*
*Absolutely free for all!

Friday, December 26, 2025

SF's Alcatraz Night Tour: Alcatraz Island + World-Renowned Cellhouse
SF’s Alcatraz Night Tour: Alcatraz Island + World-Renowned Cellhouse
Friday, December 26 – 8:40 am - Ends at 3:50 pm | Cost: $47.95 | Alcatraz Landing

Enter to win a pair of tickets to the epic Alcatraz Night Tour – with tickets good for up to 1 year! The Alcatraz Night Tour is a unique program limited to just a more...

3:00 pm$5 Off Tix: Timeless Musical “Into the Woods” Live in SF (Nov. 20-Jan. 17)   $47*
*Normally $52. $5 off Tickets w/ secret code FUNCHEAP; fees included
7:00 pmStand-Up Comedian Mike E. Winfield Live at SF Punch Line (Dec. 26–27)   $32.05*
*Tickets starts at $32.05  General Admission – 18+ 2 drink min valid ID
7:00 pmLaugh GPT: SF’s First AI-Powered Stand-up Comedy Show (2025)   FREE*
*Use secret code HUMAN for comp tickets, otherwise, $10 off with secret code FUNCHEAP
7:00 pmSan Francisco POC Comedy Night (Fridays & Saturdays)   FREE*
*Use secret code FUNCHEAP for comp tickets, otherwise, $10 off with secret code FUNCHEAP
7:00 pmFree “Rush Hour Comedy Night” Friday Night (San Francisco)   FREE*
*RSVP Required
7:00 pmFREE: Oakland’s HellaSecret Comedy & Cocktail Night 2024 (7p + 9p Shows)   FREE*
*Limited free tickets with code FUNCHEAP (donations appreciated). Otherwise use code FUNCHEAP5 for $5 off early bird and general admission tickets
7:00 pmSF’s HellaSecret “Crazy Funny Asians” Friday Night Comedy Showcase (7p + 9p)   FREE*
*Free tickets, but RSVP Required. Donations ($5-$10) greatly appreciated. Otherwise, $15 adv / $20 door tickets also available
8:00 pm“The Stoner Comedy Jam” Friday Nights (SF)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP (21+ with Valid ID) - One item minimum purchase per person required
8:00 pm$5 Off: “The Confessional” SF’s Wild “Sins & Secrets” Improv Comedy Show   $11.94*
*$5 off with secret code FUNCHEAP (normally $17.12) No added ticketing fees. No Drink Minimum
9:00 pm$5 Off: “Your Fucked Up Relationship” Live in SF (Every Friday & Saturday)   $16.37*
*$5 off with secret code FUNCHEAP (normally $21.49) No added ticketing fees. No Drink Minimum
10:15 pm$5 Off: “The Ritual” Comedy Show in The Mission (SF)   $12.16*
*FUNCHEAP discount code for $5 off
9:00 amJapanese Tea Garden’s Free Admission Hour (Golden Gate Park)   FREE*
*Free from 9-10am on Monday, Wednesday and Friday; otherwise non-resident admission is $12 - $16 depending on the season. San Francisco residents are always free with valid ID
11:00 am“Pay-What-You-Can” Taco Day at SF’s Tato (Every Friday)   FREE*
*Every Friday pay anywhere from $0 up to $10. When a customer pays the full price of $10, TATO will give a free meal to someone in need in The City. Please note promotion might end at any time
5:00 pm$1 Drink Fridays: “Battle of the Decades” DJ Party (North Beach)   FREE*
*Free admission with RSVP on Eventbrite
5:00 pm“Lightscape”: Immersive Holiday Light Trail in Golden Gate Park   $32*
*Adult tix start at $32
6:00 pmSan Francisco Critical Mass (Last Friday of the Month)   FREE


Saturday, December 27, 2025

SF's Alcatraz Day Tour: Alcatraz Island + World-Renowned Cellhouse
SF’s Alcatraz Day Tour: Alcatraz Island + World-Renowned Cellhouse
Saturday, December 27 – 8:40 am - Ends at 3:50 pm | Cost: $47.95 | Alcatraz Landing

Enter to win a pair of tickets to the popular Alcatraz Day Tour! Walk in the footsteps of notorious inmates and step inside the world-renowned Cellhouse on Alcatraz Island. The Alcatraz Day Tour by Alcatraz more...

7:00 pmLaugh GPT: SF’s First AI-Powered Stand-up Comedy Show (2025)   FREE*
*Use secret code HUMAN for comp tickets, otherwise, $10 off with secret code FUNCHEAP
7:00 pmSan Francisco POC Comedy Night (Fridays & Saturdays)   FREE*
*Use secret code FUNCHEAP for comp tickets, otherwise, $10 off with secret code FUNCHEAP
7:00 pm“Crazy Funny Asians” Free Comedy Showcase (SF)   FREE*
*Free tickets, but RSVP Required. Donations ($5-$10) greatly appreciated. Otherwise, $25 door tickets also available
7:00 pmFREE: Oakland Comedy Saturday Night @ Secret Speakeasy (7p + 9p Shows)   FREE*
*Limited free tickets with code FUNCHEAP (donations appreciated). Otherwise use code FUNCHEAP5 for $5 off early bird and general admission tickets
7:00 pmStand-Up Comedian Mike E. Winfield Live at SF Punch Line (Dec. 26–27)   $32.05*
*Tickets starts at $32.05  General Admission – 18+ 2 drink min valid ID
8:00 pm$5 Off: “The Confessional” SF’s Wild “Sins & Secrets” Improv Comedy Show   $11.94*
*$5 off with secret code FUNCHEAP (normally $17.12) No added ticketing fees. No Drink Minimum
8:00 pm“Puff Puff Laugh” SF’s Cannabis Lounge Comedy Show (Moe Greens)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP (21+ with Valid ID) - One item minimum purchase per person required, but pre-rolls start at just $7
9:00 pmFree Tix: HellaSecret “Desi Comedy Night” Live in SF (7p + 9p)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP for first 100 people. $25 at door without RSVP
9:00 pm“Rush Hour Comedy Night” w/ SFs Best Black & Asian Comedians (The Function)   FREE*
*RSVP Required
9:00 pm$5 Off: “Your Fucked Up Relationship” Live in SF (Every Friday & Saturday)   $16.37*
*$5 off with secret code FUNCHEAP (normally $21.49) No added ticketing fees. No Drink Minimum
10:00 pmSF’s Late Night Stand-Up Comedy Olympics (SF vs. Oakland)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP
9:30 amFree de Young Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Every Saturday)   FREE*
*Free general admission to Bay Area residents. Valid ID or proof of residency required. This offer applies only to the permanent collection galleries. Advanced timed tickets required.
9:30 amFree “Legion of Honor” Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Every Saturday)   FREE*
*Free general admission to Bay Area residents. Valid ID or proof of residency required. This offer applies only to the permanent collection galleries. Timed advanced tickets required
2:00 pmNew Year’s Street Magic Live (Church of Clown)   $20*
*sliding Scale
7:00 pmSaturday Karaoke Night w/ Waterfront Views at Brooklyn Basin (Oakland)   FREE*
*ALL AGES - FREE

Sunday, December 28, 2025

21+ Medicinal Cocktails Lecture + Champagne Toast at Museum of the Eye (SF)
21+ Medicinal Cocktails Lecture + Champagne Toast at Museum of the Eye (SF)
Sunday, December 28 – 2:00 pm | Cost: $41.45*
*41.45 fees included and a glass of Champagne
 | Truhlsen-Marmor Museum of the Eye

Celebratory Bubbles, Not Eye Troubles. A New Year’s Celebration at the Truhlsen-Marmor Museum of the Eye! Join local cocktail and spirits writer, educator, and author of Doctors and Distillers: The Remarkable Medicinal more...

6:00 pmFREE: Oakland “HellaSecret” Comedy Show (Sunday)   FREE*
*Limited free tickets with code FUNCHEAP (donations appreciated). Otherwise use code FUNCHEAP5 for $5 off early bird and general admission tickets
7:00 pmSunday “Hayes Valley Comedy Night” at SF’s Black-Owned Comedy Club (The Function)   FREE*
*Exclusive free tickets with Eventbrite RSVP. Otherwise $20-25 at door. Please note like most comedy clubs, there is a two drink minimum per person
10:00 am“Manny’s Neighborhood Trash Cleanup” w/ $1 Beer & Free Yoga Classes, Free Fries (SF)   FREE*
*Sign up on this TogetherSF Mobilize page: https://www.mobilize.us/togethersf/event/444979/
10:30 am40th Annual Japanese New Year Bell-Ringing Ceremony at Asian Art Museum (2025)   *
*$20 museum admission; bell-ringing is free but requires an additional free numbered ticket available on site.
11:00 am“Lindy in the Park” Swing Dance Party (Golden Gate Park)   FREE*
*Weather permitting (rain cancels)
12:00 pmSF’s “Sundays at the Beach” Free Yoga Day (Great Highway)   FREE
1:00 pmGolden Gate Park Sunday Roller Disco Party (SF)   FREE
2:00 pm20th Annual Kwanzaa Celebration at SF’s Main Library (2025)   FREE*
*Free

Monday, December 29, 2025

Oakland’s Free "Town Biz" Comedy Night w/ HellaFunny (Mon + Tue)
Oakland’s Free “Town Biz” Comedy Night w/ HellaFunny (Mon + Tue)
Monday, December 29 – 7:00 pm - Ends at 9:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*Free with RSVP. Food/drink for purchase
 | Mesa Maguey

Get ready for TownBiz Comedy Night in Oakland’s Temescal neighborhood—a celebration of Oakland comedy and culture with a series of pop-up live shows across the Bay by HellaFunny. This HellaFunny comedy night takes place at more...

7:00 pmFree “Hayes Valley Comedy Night” Monday at SF’s New Black-Owned Comedy Club (The Function)   FREE*
*Exclusive free tickets with Eventbrite RSVP. Otherwise $20-25 at door. Please note like most comedy clubs, there is a two drink minimum per person
7:00 pmMonday Night Free Comedy Show at SF’s Newest Comedy Club (The Function)   FREE*
*Limited Free Tickets. Otherwise Get 50% Off Tickets w/ code FUNCHEAP - GA starts at $12.51 (fee included) instead of $22.51
9:00 amJapanese Tea Garden’s Free Admission Hour (Golden Gate Park)   FREE*
*Free from 9-10am on Monday, Wednesday and Friday; otherwise non-resident admission is $12 - $16 depending on the season. San Francisco residents are always free with valid ID
12:00 pmMini Mornings: Exclusive Hours for Kids 2-6 at “House of Air” Trampoline Park (SF)   $24*
*Parents jump for free! Price is per hour, must wear House of Air grip socks. Reservations are recommended.
6:00 pm“Swedish House Mafia” 2nd Show Added at SF’s Pier 80   $79.95
6:00 pmSF Arcade Bar “Emporium” 8 Free Game Tokens for “Industry Night” (Every Monday)   FREE*
*8 free game tokens if you are part of the "industry"
7:00 pm“Motown On Mondays” DJ Night (Madrone Art Bar)   FREE*
*Free before 8pm; $5 after
8:00 pmMirthquake: Monday Live Comedy in the Richmond w/ $5 Drinks (SF)   FREE*
*free tickets, RSVP to ensure a spot, 21+

Tuesday, December 30, 2025

SF's "Laugh GPT" AI-Powered Comedy Night at The Function (7p + 8:30p)
SF’s “Laugh GPT” AI-Powered Comedy Night at The Function (7p + 8:30p)
Tuesday, December 30 – 7:00 pm - Ends at 10:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*RSVP Required.
 | The Function

The robot revolution is upon us, and they’ve infiltrated the world of comedy! Join us for “Laugh GPT,” the AI-powered comedy show that might just be humanity’s last stand-up hurrah. As artificial intelligence more...

7:00 pmOakland’s “Mezcal & Mole” Comedy Night (Mondays & Tuesdays)   FREE*
*Free with RSVP. Food/drink for purchase
7:30 pm$1 Margaritas & “Disco Taco Tuesday” at Underdogs (SoMa)   FREE*
*No admission charge
5:30 pmSF City Hall’s Brand New Animated Light Show (Final Day)   FREE
6:00 pmSkrillex + Four Tet at SF’s Pier 80   $99.95
7:00 pmSF History Night | Pacific Heights   $10*
*$10 for non-members; free for SFHA members
7:30 pmFree SF Chamber Orchestra Concert Night: The Revolutionary Artist (Herbst Theater)   FREE*
*Tickets/RSVP's NOT required but it helps us to know you're planning to come! Supporting Members may enter up to 1 hour before downbeat. General Admission begins at 7:15pm
8:00 pmLast Tuesdays Comedy at The Layover | Oakland   FREE*
*Free, but an RSVP is requested.
8:30 pm$6 Drive-In Movie Night in Concord & San Jose   $6*
*$6 for adults on Tuesday nights. Kids are $2

Wednesday, December 31, 2025

$1 Wing Wednesdays at Underdogs Cantina (SoMa)
$1 Wing Wednesdays at Underdogs Cantina (SoMa)
Wednesday, December 31 – 4:30 pm - Ends at 10:00 pm | Cost: FREE*
*No admission charge. Wings are $1 each.
 | Underdogs Cantina

Join us for Wing Wednesdays at Underdogs Cantina with $1 Wings from 4:30pm – Close! $1 Wing Wednesdays Every Wednesday | 4:30pm to Close Underdogs Cantina, 128 King St. (Across from ballpark), SF FREE (No more...

5:00 pmPIER 39’s Dazzling 60′ Tree New Year’s Eve Lighting Show   FREE
7:00 pmOakland’s New Year’s Eve Comedy Bash 2025/26   $15*
*Get $5 off with secret code FUNCHEAP - Tickets start at $20 (you'll pay just $15) for super early bird and are very limited.
7:00 pmSF’s New Year’s Eve Comedy Bash 2025/26 at The Function (w/ Free After Party)   $15*
*$5 off with secret code FUNCHEAP. Ticket prices rise as we get closer to NYE
8:30 pm10th Annual HellaFunNYE Comedy Explosion and Free After Party (SF)   $18.91*
*use code 'Funcheap' for discount off tickets - super early Bird tickets start at 18.91 with Funcheap discount (normally 23.18)
8:45 pmSF’s 8:45pm New Year’s Eve Comedy Bash 2025/26 at The Function (w/ Free After Party + Midnight Toast)   $15*
*$5 off with secret code FUNCHEAP. Ticket prices rise as we get closer to NYE
10:00 pm“Drunk N’ Love” SF’s Ultimate R&B / NYE Party (Free Midnight Toast) 2025/26   $15*
*Save $5 w/ secret code FUNCHEAP (normally $20 for super Early Bird tickets)
10:00 pmNo Scrubs: New Years Eve 90s Hip Hop and R&B Dance Party (SF)   $17.85*
*Super Early Bird tickets are 17.85 with code FUNCHEAP (40% discount) - normally $28.52
9:00 amJapanese Tea Garden’s Free Admission Hour (Golden Gate Park)   FREE*
*Free from 9-10am on Monday, Wednesday and Friday; otherwise non-resident admission is $12 - $16 depending on the season. San Francisco residents are always free with valid ID
9:30 amFree Kwanzaa & “Noon Year’s Eve” 2025/2026 at SF’s Thrive City (Chase Center)   FREE*
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10:00 am20th Anniv. of SF’s 12 ft. Tall “Sugar Castle” (Nov. 26-Jan. 2)   FREE
10:00 amNYE “IlluminOdyssey” Interactive Winter Light Experience   $27.95*
*$27.95 Adults; $23.95 Children, Students & Seniors
11:00 amFree Admission Day at Yerba Buena Center for the Arts (YBCA)   FREE
11:00 amSan Jose’s NYE “Skate Under the Palms” Ice Skating   $21*
*$21 includes skate rentals
11:30 amDowntown Pleasant Hill “Noon” Year’s Eve Festivities (2025)   FREE
12:00 pmNew Year’s Eve at San Jose’s “Christmas in the Park”   FREE*
*Free, but donations are accepted
12:00 pm2025 Macy’s Holiday Windows & Adorable Puppies & Kittens: Final Day | Union Square   FREE
4:00 pmIrish New Year Bash: Free Champagne Toast at 4p (SF)   FREE
4:30 pmNew Year’s Eve at Oakland Zoo’s “Glowfari” 2025 Lights Festival   $30.75*
*Adult admission tickets start at $30.75; The Zoo is using dynamic pricing, so ticket prices will vary based on date and time and purchase date. Buy early. Tickets do sell out in advance.
5:00 pmSF’s 2025 Macy’s Union Square Great Christmas Tree Dazzles   FREE
5:00 pmNYE at “Lightscape”: Immersive Holiday Light Trail (Golden Gate Park)   $32*
*Adult tix start at $32
5:00 pmSF’s Epic “Photosynthesis” Light Show | Conservatory of Flowers   FREE*
*Free to watch from outside the building.
6:00 pm“Wiener Wednesday” Free Hot Dog Night at Rye (SF)   FREE*
*Every Wednesday, Free Hot Dogs with every Hornitos Cocktail purchase
7:00 pmBlack Hammer’s Free “Hopped Up” Trivia Night (Every Wednesday)   FREE
All DaySF’s Holiday Ice Skating Session at Union Square (New Year’s Eve)   $22
7:00 pmWhack Donuts NYE w/ Retro Game Tournament (SF)   FREE
8:00 pm“Swedish House Mafia” Epic NYE Show at SF’s Pier 80   $99.95
8:30 pmFantastic Negrito Live on NYD at The Chapel (SF)   $55
9:00 pmBoogie NYE Bash w/ Free Midnight Toast (Phonobar)   FREE*
*Free all night!