Monday, January 26, 2026
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| 7:00 pm | “Motown On Mondays” DJ Night (Madrone Art Bar) | FREE*
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Tuesday, January 27, 2026
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The robot revolution is upon us, and they’ve infiltrated the world of comedy! Join us for “Laugh GPT,” the AI-powered comedy show that might just be humanity’s last stand-up hurrah.
As artificial intelligence more...
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| 7:00 pm | Oakland’s “Mezcal & Mole” Comedy Night (Mondays & Tuesdays) |
FREE*
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| 7:00 pm | SF History Night | Pacific Heights |
$10*
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| 8:00 pm | Last Tuesdays Comedy at The Layover | Oakland |
FREE*
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Wednesday, January 28, 2026
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The Japanese Tea Garden provides visitors from around the world with an opportunity to experience the natural beauty, tranquility, and harmony of a Japanese-style garden in the heart of San Francisco’s more...
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| 11:00 am | Free Admission Day at Yerba Buena Center for the Arts (YBCA) |
FREE |
| 6:00 pm | “Wiener Wednesday” Free Hot Dog Night at Rye (SF) |
FREE*
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| 7:00 pm | Black Hammer’s Free “Hopped Up” Trivia Night (Every Wednesday) |
FREE |
Thursday, January 29, 2026
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Welcome to Hecklers Welcome!, San Francisco’s only stand-up show where you get to talk back. This is not your average comedy night—this is a full-blown verbal brawl, where comics come ready to spar and more...
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| 9:00 pm | $5 Off: “San Francisco Tonight” Comedy Show in The Mission (SF) |
$11.94*
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| 10:00 am | 2026 White Elephant Sale in 90,000+ Sq Ft. Warehouse (Jan. 25 – Feb. 21) |
$7 |
| 6:00 pm | Journalism in the City by the Bay w/ Heather Knight and Marisa Lagos |
$17.85*
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| 8:00 pm | Coit Comedy: Stand Up Comedy & Free Golden Boy Pizza | SF |
$5*
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| 9:00 pm | 16th & Mission Open Mic (w/out a mic) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 pm | Every Thursday: “Inner Circle” Dance Party at White Rabbit (SF) |
FREE*
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Friday, January 30, 2026
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Inspired by the blockbuster movie, see some of the Bay Area’s top comedians at San Francisco’s Crazy Funny Asians comedy showcase, presented by Funcheap and HellaFunny. Let’s celebrate the Bay’s Asian-American culture more...
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| 7:00 pm | “Rush Hour Comedy Night” w/ SFs Best Black & Asian Comedians (The Function) |
FREE*
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| 8:00 pm | “The Stoner Comedy Jam” Friday Nights (SF) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 am | Japanese Tea Garden’s Free Admission Hour (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE*
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| 10:00 am | 2026 White Elephant Sale in 90,000+ Sq Ft. Warehouse (Jan. 25 – Feb. 21) |
$7 |
| 11:00 am | “Pay-What-You-Can” Taco Day at SF’s Tato (Every Friday) |
FREE*
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| 5:00 pm | $1 Drink Fridays: “Battle of the Decades” DJ Party (North Beach) |
FREE*
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| 6:00 pm | San Francisco Critical Mass (Last Friday of the Month) |
FREE |
Saturday, January 31, 2026
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Inspired by the blockbuster movie, see some of the Bay Area’s top comedians at San Francisco’s Crazy Funny Asians comedy showcase, presented by Funcheap and HellaFunny. Let’s celebrate the Bay’s Asian-American culture more...
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| 8:00 pm | “Puff Puff Laugh” SF’s Cannabis Lounge Comedy Show (Moe Greens) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 pm | Free Tix: HellaSecret “Desi Comedy Night” Live in SF (7p + 9p) |
FREE*
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| 10:00 pm | SF’s Late Night Stand-Up Comedy Olympics (SF vs. Oakland) |
FREE*
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| 8:00 am | Grand Opening for Japanese Supermarket ‘Tokyo Central’ (East Bay) |
FREE |
| 9:30 am | Free de Young Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Every Saturday) |
FREE*
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| 9:30 am | Free “Legion of Honor” Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Every Saturday) |
FREE*
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| 10:00 am | 2026 White Elephant Sale in 90,000+ Sq Ft. Warehouse (Jan. 25 – Feb. 21) |
$7 |
Sunday, February 1, 2026
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The San Francisco Civic Music Association presents “Mozart to Mendelssohn” concerts! (M2M) is the Association’s second full orchestra, and was formed in 2014 to accommodate the growing number of musicians who more...
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| 10:00 am | 2026 White Elephant Sale in 90,000+ Sq Ft. Warehouse (Jan. 25 – Feb. 21) |
$7 |
| 10:00 am | Asian Art Museum: Free Admission Day (Every First Sunday) |
FREE*
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| 11:00 am | Oakland Museum of California’s Free First Sundays (OMCA) |
FREE*
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| 11:00 am | “Castro Art Mart” Mini Block Party on Noe St. (Every First Sunday) |
FREE |
| 11:00 am | “Lindy in the Park” Swing Dance Party (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE*
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| 12:30 pm | Free Monthly Yoga Class for Beginners | SF |
FREE*
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| 2:00 pm | SF’s Free “Sundays at the Beach” Chair Yoga Day (Great Highway) |
FREE |
| 3:00 pm | Mozart to Mendelssohn : Eroica & Finlandia |
FREE*
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| 3:00 pm | Cuban Rumba Jam: Play, Sing, Dance & Enjoy | Berkeley |
FREE*
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| 7:00 pm | Clutch The Pearls: Drag Cabaret Night | Make Out Room |
$5*
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Monday, February 2, 2026
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San Francisco’s newest comedy club & cocktail lounge brings comedy and nightlife back to Market Street. Co-owned by comedian Stroy Moyd.
Be among the first to check out THE FUNCTION – San more...
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| 9:00 am | Japanese Tea Garden’s Free Admission Hour (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE*
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| 6:00 pm | SF Arcade Bar “Emporium” 8 Free Game Tokens for “Industry Night” (Every Monday) |
FREE*
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| 7:00 pm | “Motown On Mondays” DJ Night (Madrone Art Bar) |
FREE*
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Tuesday, February 3, 2026
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The robot revolution is upon us, and they’ve infiltrated the world of comedy! Join us for “Laugh GPT,” the AI-powered comedy show that might just be humanity’s last stand-up hurrah.
As artificial intelligence more...
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| 7:00 pm | Oakland’s “Mezcal & Mole” Comedy Night (Mondays & Tuesdays) |
FREE*
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| 9:30 am | de Young Museum Free Day (First Tuesdays) |
FREE*
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| 9:30 am | “Legion of Honor” Museum Free Day (First Tuesdays) |
FREE*
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| 10:00 am | SF’s Conservatory of Flowers Free First Tuesdays (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE |
| 11:00 am | SF’s Cartoon Art Museum’s “Pay What You Wish” Day (First Tuesdays) |
FREE*
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| 4:00 pm | SF’s Free Arcade Game Night at The Detour (First Tuesdays) |
FREE*
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| 8:00 pm | First Tuesdays Free Comedy Showcase & Happy Hour | The Layover |
FREE*
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Wednesday, February 4, 2026
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The Japanese Tea Garden provides visitors from around the world with an opportunity to experience the natural beauty, tranquility, and harmony of a Japanese-style garden in the heart of San Francisco’s more...
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| 10:00 am | 2026 White Elephant Sale in 90,000+ Sq Ft. Warehouse (Jan. 25 – Feb. 21) |
$7 |
| 11:00 am | Free Admission Day at Yerba Buena Center for the Arts (YBCA) |
FREE |
| 11:00 am | SF’s GLBT History Museum: Free First Wednesday |
FREE*
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| 3:00 pm | Ranch First Wednesday Open Community Day | Napa |
FREE*
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| 6:00 pm | “Safe Words” Comedy & Hot Dogs | SF |
FREE*
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| 6:00 pm | “Wiener Wednesday” Free Hot Dog Night at Rye (SF) |
FREE*
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| 6:30 pm | “South Side Beer Ride” Free Monthly Brewery Shuttle | SF |
FREE*
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| 6:30 pm | Drink & Draw Art Event & Raffle | The Knockout |
FREE |
| 6:30 pm | Intro to Personal Safety & Self-Defense Class | SF |
FREE*
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| 7:00 pm | Black Hammer’s Free “Hopped Up” Trivia Night (Every Wednesday) |
FREE |
| 7:30 pm | Hometown Free Comedy Night & Happy Hour | Emeryville |
FREE*
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Thursday, February 5, 2026
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There’s no better time to visit the Museum of Craft and Design than on their Free First Thursdays.
Committed to making art, craft, and design accessible to everyone the Museum of Craft more...
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| 10:00 am | 2026 White Elephant Sale in 90,000+ Sq Ft. Warehouse (Jan. 25 – Feb. 21) |
$7 |
| 11:00 am | Free First Thursdays at Berkeley Art Museum |
FREE*
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| 12:00 pm | SFMOMA’s “Free First Thursdays” Free Museum Day for Locals |
FREE*
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| 6:00 pm | Lower Polk / TL Art Walk | Trendyloin |
FREE |
| 9:00 pm | 16th & Mission Open Mic (w/out a mic) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 pm | Every Thursday: “Inner Circle” Dance Party at White Rabbit (SF) |
FREE*
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| 9:30 pm | Sadderday: An Emo/Pop-Punk/Screamo Dance Party | SF |
FREE |
Friday, February 6, 2026
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Inspired by the blockbuster movie, see some of the Bay Area’s top comedians at San Francisco’s Crazy Funny Asians comedy showcase, presented by Funcheap and HellaFunny. Let’s celebrate the Bay’s Asian-American culture more...
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| 8:00 pm | “The Stoner Comedy Jam” Friday Nights (SF) |
FREE*
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| 8:30 pm | SF Symphony “SoundBox” Concert with Alexi Kenney (Feb. 6-7) |
$80*
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| 9:00 am | Japanese Tea Garden’s Free Admission Hour (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE*
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| 10:00 am | 2026 White Elephant Sale in 90,000+ Sq Ft. Warehouse (Jan. 25 – Feb. 21) |
$7 |
| All Day | History Museum: Free First Fridays (Redwood City) |
FREE |
| All Day | Free Admission Day at Santa Cruz Museum of Natural History |
FREE |
| 11:00 am | “Pay-What-You-Can” Taco Day at SF’s Tato (Every Friday) |
FREE*
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| 3:00 pm | “Block Fest” Tenderloin Arts Festival & Free Art Making | SF |
FREE*
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| 5:00 pm | South First Fridays Art Walk (San Jose) |
FREE |
| 5:00 pm | North Beach First Fridays Art Crawl (SF) |
FREE |
| 5:00 pm | $1 Drink Fridays: “Battle of the Decades” DJ Party (North Beach) |
FREE*
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| 5:00 pm | Baukunst First Fridays: Art, Music + Food (Bernal Heights) |
FREE |
| 6:00 pm | Oakland Art Murmur (First Fridays Art Walk) |
FREE |
| 8:00 pm | San Francisco Bike Party (First Fridays) |
FREE |
| 8:00 pm | Oakland Critical Mass | First Friday |
FREE |
Saturday, February 7, 2026
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Puff Puff Laugh is Back! And now we’re on Saturdays!
HellaFunny is taking over one of SF’s premier cannabis lounges, Moe Greens, for a night of “Puff Puff Laugh.” That’s right… it’s the more...
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| 8:30 pm | SF Symphony “SoundBox” Concert with Alexi Kenney (Feb. 6-7) |
$80*
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| 9:00 pm | Free Tix: HellaSecret “Desi Comedy Night” Live in SF (7p + 9p) |
FREE*
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| 10:00 pm | SF’s Late Night Stand-Up Comedy Olympics (SF vs. Oakland) |
FREE*
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| 9:30 am | Free “Legion of Honor” Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Every Saturday) |
FREE*
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| 9:30 am | Free de Young Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Every Saturday) |
FREE*
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| 10:00 am | “Healthy Parks Healthy People”: Monthly Nature Walks | Bay Area |
FREE |
| All Day | Bank of America’s “Museums On Us” Free Museum Weekend (2025) |
FREE*
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| 10:00 am | 2026 White Elephant Sale in 90,000+ Sq Ft. Warehouse (Jan. 25 – Feb. 21) |
$7 |