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$5 “Am I the Asshole?” Comedy Show: Settle Your Petty Disputes (SF)

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Thursday, October 30, 2025 - 8:30 pm to 10:00 pm | Cost: $4.51*
*Limited 2-for-1 sales; $10 tickets for seats in front of the stage with unobstructed view; $5 tickets for seats at the bar with partial view. Get your tickets online & early! This show will sell out. $20 at the door – first come, first served.

The Function | 1414 Market Street @ 10th St/Fell, San Francisco, CA 94102

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Think Judge Judy meets stand-up comedy—except the cases are way dumber (but equally entertaining).

Two comics go head-to-head arguing for-and-against your most absurd, everyday disputes and YOU are the jury on whether who is the a*shhole. We’re talking disputes like:

  • I unplugged my boyfriend’s PlayStation mid-game because he wouldn’t help with the dishes.
  • My friend want to use charge me $50 to park at his driveway during Outside Lands
  • My Hinge date ghosted me after I declined to tip at a restaurant, even though I could afford it, because the service was bad.

 

HOW THIS SHOW WORKS

You submit your pettiest problems anonymously.

3 – 4 of best comics in the Bay Area – as seen on Punch Line, Cobb’s Comedy Club, SF Sketchfest, and internationally – put them on trial with over-the-top monologues, fake protests, and chaotic courtroom antics

 YOU vote on who is the a*shhole (and maybe walk away with a renewed sense of justice)

 

OTHER THINGS TO NOTE

️ $10 tickets for seats in front of the stage with unobstructed view; $5 tickets for seats at the bar with partial view. Get your tickets online & early! This show will sell out. $20 at the door – first come, first served.

⏰ ~75 minute show

Like all comedy clubs, there is a two-drink minimum to help support the bar & staff. Non-alcoholic beverages count too. Please note the venue is cashless (Credit / Debit / Mobile payments accepted).

Disclaimer: Please double check event information with the event organizer as events can be canceled, details can change after they are added to our calendar, and errors do occur.


Cost: $4.51*
*Limited 2-for-1 sales; $10 tickets for seats in front of the stage with unobstructed view; $5 tickets for seats at the bar with partial view. Get your tickets online & early! This show will sell out. $20 at the door – first come, first served.
Categories: *Top Pick*, Comedy, Discount Tix / Promo Codes, Downtown San Francisco, Early Bird / Presale, In Person, Sponsored
Address: 1414 Market Street @ 10th St/Fell, San Francisco, CA 94102