Broke Ass Stuarts “It’s A Jewish Christmas” | Makeout Room

Submitted by the Event Organizer

Heeb or not, you are cordially invited to spend Christmas in the company of the “chosen” people… chosen to be alienated and bored stiff when everything is closed on Christmas, that is.

It’s A Jewish Christmas
December 25, 2011 ( 5p to close)
Makeout Room, Mission Dist, SF
$5 with RSVP

• Spend quality time with the penny-pinching host for the evening, Broke Ass Stuart
• Marvel at the Hanukkah bush, flown in from the guiltiest reaches of Poland, with crappy gifts afoot for everyone
• Stare at the run of Woody Allen films throughout the night, interspersed with the greatest hits of Larry David
• Drool at the fine buffeted assortment of Chinese edibles – of the pork and non-pork varieties (veggie options)
• Gasp at the tuchuses, polkes and schm*kels before you as competitors get down for prizes and glory in the dandy game of strip dreidel
• Shake a tailfeather to the sounds of former JDub DJ and M.O.T. Matt Haze

Get in for $5 by RSVPing to matthaze@gmail.com with the subject heading “Jewish Christmas” and your full name in the e-mail body. $10 without RSVP.

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