HELLASECRET: FREE San Francisco NYE Comedy Show (2025-2026)
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The Function | 1414 Market Street, San Francisco, CA
Free / RSVP
đ€« HELLASECRET: NYE Comedy Show
A Secret Venue. A Legendary Pre-Party.
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 New Yearâs Eve â 12/31/25
đŁÂ 7 PM to 8:30PM
đ Secret venue on Market Street near Polk (revealed after purchase)
đïžÂ Only 100 tickets available
FREE with RSVP (21+ – limited free tix)
Want VIP tickets? (First three rows and guaranteed seating!) Get $5 off VIP tix w/ secret code FUNCHEAP)
What Is HellaSecret?
HellaSecret is a one-night-only New Yearâs Eve comedy show at a secret venue in the heart of the downtown SF on the biggest night of the year.
The location stays under wraps until after you buy your ticket – but expect a spot thatâs perfect for pre-gaming before midnight, with great views of the midnight fireworks just a few blocks away.
The Comedy
Ring in the New Year laughing with a stacked lineup of top Bay Area comedians, with performers seen on: Comedy Central âą Cobb’s âą SF Sketchfest
NYE Lineup Includes:
1.) Stroy Moyd (NBC, ABC)
2.) Honotan Ortiz (NYC Comedy Cellar)
3.) Brian Babylon (NPR, Comedy Central)
4.) Elisha Tan (Edinburgh Fringe Fest)
5.) Hosted by Tony Sparks (GodFather of Bay Area Comedy)
Plus surprise guests
(Lineup subject to change)
Why This Show?
- 10+ years of sold-out NYE comedy shows
- Limited capacity = intimate, high-energy crowd
- Ends perfectly in time to hit Embarcadero for the midnight countdown
FAQ (Quick Hits)
- Venue revealed after purchase
- 21+ only
- Arrive 30 minutes early
- Dress to impressâitâs NYE
- Rideshare recommended
đ Laugh first. Party after. Keep it HellaSecret.
Disclaimer: Please double check event information with the event organizer as events can be canceled, details can change after they are added to our calendar, and errors do occur.
Cost: FREE*
