San Francisco SantaCon: City-Wide Santa Pub Crawl (2023)

Submitted by the Event Organizer

“SantaCon” is San Francisco’s annual city-wide Santas-only pub crawl happening on Saturday, December 9, 2023.

• Join the private SantaCon SF Facebook Group – this is where you get the best most up-to-date info
• Get details on 2023 events at the public SantaCon SF Facebook group

This flash mob-type event brings together hundreds of slightly sober people dressed in Santa costumes parading around the city, visiting landmarks drinking at bars, and causing general mayhem.

And just so you know, wearing a Santa hat isn’t enough… get yourself a full-on Santa suit.

SantaCon 2023
Saturday, December 9, 2023 | Noon
Meet at Union Square Park, San Francisco
FREE – Rain or Shine

• Bring a new unwrapped toy to donate to the SF Fire Dept. Toy Drive – be a good Santa!
• SantaCon Guidelines

2023 Santacon Bar Specials

• Savoy Tivoli – 1434 Grant Ave. North Beach – $5 Candy Cane Kiss shots + $9 Mrs. Claus Mimosa w/ vanilla infused vodka
• Zoe Cocktails & Bites – 579 Howard St. SoMa – $10 holiday cocktails, 5 Tecate for $20, cash prize for best costume
• Club OMG – Santacon Dance Party – 43 6th St., – No Cover dance party 1-6p w/ drink specials
• Brickhouse – $15 mimosa carafes (w/ food purchase of $12 or more) 426 Brannan, SoMa – 10a-4p
• Hemlock – 1131 Polk St. – Noon to 2am w/ DJ Robgotslaps @ newly remodeled Hemlock

Please note, not all bars welcome Santas, so be respectful and keep an eye out for possible “No Santas” signs. Everything is subject to change. Dates, times, locations… check SF SantaCon Facebook before heading out.

SantaCon guidelines

These guidelines are to help you and everyone enjoy SantaCon. They are not rules. SantaCon doesn’t really have rules as such (except that you must dress like Santa).

If you take heed of the collected wisdom in the advice below, it will help keep you safe, warm and on Santa’s Nice list.

1. For the purpose of SantaCon, “Christmas” is the name of a popular secular holiday and has no religious connotations (much like the word “holiday”). This doesn’t mean we don’t respect religious views. It simply means that taking part in SantaCon doesn’t imply you support any particular religion or doctrine. It’s just silly fun.
2. Dress up! A Santa hat alone is not enough. You don’t have to dress exactly like Santa but the theme is red. That having been said, unusual interpretations of Santa-ness are often appreciated and Christmas trees, elves, reindeer themes etc. are all good.
3. Have fun.
4. Don’t get drunk.
5. Address your fellow santa as “Santa.”
6. Watch out for elves. Elves work hard for Santa all year and especially hard during the holiday season. Santa loves his elves except when they show up to his red-themed event dressed in green. Traditionally, elves are abused at SantaCon.
7. Not all these guidelines should be taken seriously.
8. Some of these guidelines should be taken very seriously. If you can’t work out which ones they are then you are not intelligent enough to take part in SantaCon.
9. Don’t get drunk in public. Being drunk &/or disorderly in public will tarnish Santa’s reputation. One bad santa can ruin things for an entire location because we’re all dressed the same, duh. Also, it’s an offense and will get you arrested. Remember that there is no “bail fund” for incarcerated santas and if you cross the line you’ll be on your own. Don’t be that Santa.
10. If you do get drunk in public, you should get into a fight with other santas, get arrested as quickly as possible (before anyone gets hurt), be carted away in handcuffs and have the whole thing recorded on video for the evening news and Youtube.
11. Santa does not make children cry. Does this really need to be said? Seriously, if you see kids, don’t do anything to freak them out. Give them a nice smile and possibly a gift of some kind…
12. Optionally, bring gifts: Nice things to give children; nice or naughty things for adults.
13. Do not throw your gifts at anyone, especially if those gifts are raw Brussels sprouts.
14. Santa dresses for all occasions. If it’s cold outside, wear multiple costume layers. Dress to maximize merriment whether singing carols in the snow, or swinging from a stripper pole in a hot nightclub.
15. Santa doesn’t whine! Some SantaCons are supremely well organized and others fall apart within the first 5 minutes. Some involve a lot of walking. Sometimes Santa is turned away. It’s all good fun if you choose to have a positive attitude.
16. Santa does not mess with security. This includes the police. Security staff are there to ensure everyone’s safety – it’s an important & necessary job. Most venues welcome Santa but some security staff will see you as a potentially dangerous mob wearing disguises (which, let’s face it, is probably true). If you are turned away, don’t argue or make a fuss – just move on to somewhere Santa is more welcome and can have fun.
17. Make sure you always tip the good people who are serving you. We want to be able to do this again next year so be polite and cultivate the goodwill of the local community.
18. Please pay for your refreshments as you go. Santa gets tired of waiting on other santas to clear their tab before being able to move on. Ideally, this entire adventure should be cash only.
19. No santa left behind! Don’t think only of yourself – Santa cares about his fellow santas. Pick a few people you know and keep an eye out for them especially when it’s time to move to another venue. If you don’t see them, speak up so other santas know to wait a moment. Every santa should have at least 2-3 other santas they look out for and 2-3 that look out for them in turn.
20. Stay with the group. It’s not just a case of “the more, the merrier” – Santa is safer with large numbers of fellow santas and what one santa can’t achieve (or get away with) is a possibility for a posse.
21. Santa doesn’t drink & drive. If you’re going to drink you must make sure that you can get safely home without driving yourself. Check public transport, carpool with a designated sober driver, make arrangements to sleep over at someone’s place etc. Organizers sometimes try to coordinate transportation for Santa – check the event details to find out if this is being done in your area.
22. Santa loves the media, but Santa doesn’t talk to the press. “Having fun” never seems to be enough of an answer to the most popular question, “What’s it all about?” Seriously, no-one speaks for Santa – not you, not me, not even Santa. You can express your opinion but, since you’re dressed like Santa, the media might treat it as Santa’s opinion.
23. Read these guidelines one more time.
24. If you have reached this rule, it means you didn’t get locked into a loop reading the guidelines over and over again as per the previous rule. You are therefore probably intelligent enough to take part in SantaCon!
25. Have a very merry Christmas!

Disclaimer: Please double check event information with the event organizer as events can be canceled, details can change after they are added to our calendar, and errors do occur.