Thursday, May 14, 2026
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| 9:00 pm | 16th & Mission Open Mic (w/out a mic) | FREE*
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Friday, May 15, 2026
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Get ready for our “HellaSecret” speakeasy comedy show in Oakland. A series of pop-up live comedy shows at unique spots all across the bay. We’ll take over a venue and you’ll get more...
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| 7:00 pm | FREE: AAPI Comedy Month “Crazy Funny Asians” Fridays (May 2026) |
FREE*
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| 8:00 pm | $5 Off Tix: Darkly Comic “Dracula: A Feminist Revenge Fantasy, Really” Live (May 15-June 27) |
$47*
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| 8:00 pm | “The Stoner Comedy Jam” Friday Nights (SF) |
FREE*
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| 8:00 pm | $5 Off: “The Confessional” SF’s Wild “Sins & Secrets” Improv Comedy Show |
$11.94*
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| 9:00 pm | $5 Off: “Your Fucked Up Relationship” Live in SF (Every Friday & Saturday) |
$16.37*
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| 9:00 pm | SF Neo-Futurists “The Infinite Wrench” (30 Plays in 60 Minutes, every Fri & Sat) |
$18.60*
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| 9:00 pm | “Golden Gate Comedy Night” SF’s Most Intimate Comedy Club |
FREE*
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| 10:00 pm | Secret Guest List: Cobb’s Free Comedy Nights (Roast Battle Bay Area) |
FREE*
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| 10:15 pm | $5 Off: “The Ritual” Comedy Show in The Mission (SF) |
$12.16*
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| 9:00 am | Japanese Tea Garden’s Free Admission Hour (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE*
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| 11:00 am | “Pay-What-You-Can” Taco Day at SF’s Tato (Every Friday) |
FREE*
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| 3:00 pm | Sacramento’s 2026 FoodieLand Night Market (May 15-17) |
$12*
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| 4:00 pm | “The Promenade of Mermaids”: Flash Mob, Parade & Dance Party (Sac) |
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| 4:30 pm | GG Park’s Free Happy Hour Concert in the Park |
FREE |
| 4:30 pm | Free Concert: Wreckless Strangers Live at Golden Gate Park (SF) |
FREE |
| 5:00 pm | $1 Drink Fridays: “Battle of the Decades” DJ Party (North Beach) |
FREE*
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| 5:00 pm | “Friday Nights at OMCA with Off the Grid” Block Party + DJs (Oakland) |
FREE*
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| 5:00 pm | Castro Night Market 2026 (March – Sept) |
FREE |
| 5:00 pm | Pleasant Hill Night Market: Food, Music & Performances |
FREE |
| 7:00 pm | “Rush Hour Comedy Night” w/ SFs Best Black & Asian Comedians (The Function) |
FREE*
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| 8:00 pm | San Jose Bike Party |
FREE*
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| 9:00 pm | SF’s HellaSecret “Crazy Funny Asians” Friday Night Comedy Showcase (7p + 9p) |
FREE*
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Saturday, May 16, 2026
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Launching April 18th, one of San Francisco’s favorite vintage and makers market is returning for it’s fifth season!
Come celebrate Earth Day at the 2026 season launch of Secondhand Saturday! A curated, more...
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| 2:00 pm | Weekend Concert w/ Howard Wiley + PHER (Yerba Buena Gardens Festival 2026) |
FREE |
| 7:00 pm | “Golden Gate Comedy Night” SF’s Most Intimate Comedy Club |
FREE*
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| 7:00 pm | “Crazy Funny Asians” Free Comedy Showcase (SF) |
FREE*
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| 7:00 pm | “HellaSecret” Speakeasy Comedy Show & Cocktail Night (Oakland) |
FREE*
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| 8:00 pm | $5 Off: “The Confessional” SF’s Wild “Sins & Secrets” Improv Comedy Show |
$11.94*
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| 8:00 pm | “Puff Puff Laugh” SF’s Cannabis Lounge Comedy Show (Moe Greens) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 pm | Free Tix: HellaSecret “Desi Comedy Night” Live in SF (7p + 9p) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 pm | $5 Off: “Your Fucked Up Relationship” Live in SF (Every Friday & Saturday) |
$16.37*
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| 9:00 pm | SF Neo-Futurists “The Infinite Wrench” (30 Plays in 60 Minutes, every Fri & Sat) |
$18.60*
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| 9:00 am | Mission Yoga’s 25th Anniv. Open House: Free Class Weekend (May 16-17) |
FREE*
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| 9:30 am | De Youngsters Day Out: Free Museum Day for Families (2026) |
FREE |
| 9:30 am | Free de Young Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Every Saturday) |
FREE*
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| 9:30 am | Free “Legion of Honor” Museum Day for Bay Area Residents (Every Saturday) |
FREE*
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| 10:00 am | Boogie Music Fest 2026 (Downtown Campbell) |
FREE*
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| 10:00 am | 43rd Annual Berkeley “Himalayan Fair” (May 16-17) |
FREE*
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| All Day | Free PresidiGo Shuttle | Downtown to Presidio |
FREE |
| 11:00 am | “Science@Cal”: Renowned Scientist Lecture | UC Berkeley |
FREE |
| 11:00 am | Southeast Asian New Year Celebration: Songkran Festival 2026 (SF) |
FREE |
| 11:00 am | “Off the Grid” Waterfront Fest + Free Ferry Rides (Treasure Island) |
FREE*
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| 11:00 am | Free Southeast Asian New Year Festival + Water Celebration (SF) |
FREE |
| 11:00 am | Pleasant Hill’s Art, Wine & Music Festival 2026 (May 16-17) |
FREE*
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| 12:00 pm | Spring Awakening: Art & Cumbia at Outpost Meadow (Presidio Tunnel Tops) |
FREE |
| 12:00 pm | Bus Stop 126th Anniversary Block Party (SF) |
FREE*
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| 1:00 pm | The Oaklash Festival 2026: Drag + DJs (Oakland) |
FREE*
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| 1:00 pm | Sacramento’s 2026 FoodieLand Night Market (May 15-17) |
$12*
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| 2:00 pm | The Retro-Future Revue 2026 Live at Golden Gate Park Bandshell |
FREE*
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| 2:00 pm | Retro Future Review: Free Indie & Synth Pop Mini Festival in GG Park |
FREE |
| 11:59 pm | San Francisco Midnight Mystery Ride (Every Third Saturday) |
FREE |
Sunday, May 17, 2026
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The ultimate Bay to Breakers Pit Stop! All-race happy hour, clean bathrooms, $10 mimosas, chill lounge, TVs – on Market St. in Downtown SF
Bay to Breakers is one of the wildest more...
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| 5:00 pm | SF’s “Civic Strings” Free Concerts (2025/26) |
FREE*
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| 6:00 pm | “HellaSecret” Speakeasy Comedy Show & Cocktail Night (Oakland) |
FREE*
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| 7:00 pm | FREE: “Hayes Valley Comedy Night” Sunday at The Function (SF) |
FREE*
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| 8:00 am | Bay to Breakers 2026 (Everything You Need to Know) |
FREE*
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| 9:00 am | Mission Yoga’s 25th Anniv. Open House: Free Class Weekend (May 16-17) |
FREE*
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| 10:00 am | SF’s Free “Sundays at the Beach” Tai Chi Day (Great Highway) |
FREE |
| 10:00 am | SFMOMA’s Hat Party for Matisse Exhibit Opening |
$30*
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| 10:00 am | “Manny’s Neighborhood Trash Cleanup” w/ $1 Beer & Free Yoga Classes, Free Fries (SF) |
FREE*
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| 10:00 am | 43rd Annual Berkeley “Himalayan Fair” (May 16-17) |
FREE*
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| 11:00 am | 5th Annual East Bay Makers Market & Car Show 2026 (Richmond) |
FREE*
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| 11:00 am | “Lindy in the Park” Swing Dance Party (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE*
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| 11:00 am | Pleasant Hill’s Art, Wine & Music Festival 2026 (May 16-17) |
FREE*
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| 1:00 pm | Sacramento’s 2026 FoodieLand Night Market (May 15-17) |
$12*
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| 1:00 pm | Golden Gate Park Sunday Roller Disco Party (SF) |
FREE |
| 2:00 pm | “Homegrown Pros” World Cup 2026 Celebration: Meet Soccer Stars (San Ramon) |
FREE |
| 4:30 pm | Free Reggae in the Park 2026 “Crucial Sundays” (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE |
Monday, May 18, 2026
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Get ready for TownBiz Comedy Night in Oakland’s Temescal neighborhood—a celebration of Oakland comedy and culture with a series of pop-up live shows across the Bay by HellaFunny.
This HellaFunny comedy night takes place at more...
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| 7:00 pm | Free Monday Comedy Night in Downtown SF |
FREE*
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| 9:00 am | Japanese Tea Garden’s Free Admission Hour (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE*
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| 6:00 pm | SF Arcade Bar “Emporium” 8 Free Game Tokens for “Industry Night” (Every Monday) |
FREE*
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| 7:00 pm | “Motown On Mondays” DJ Night (Madrone Art Bar) |
FREE*
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| 8:00 pm | Mirthquake: Monday Live Comedy in the Richmond w/ $5 Drinks (SF) |
FREE*
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Tuesday, May 19, 2026
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Get ready for the return of HellaFunny comedy night to Temescal with a series of pop-up live comedy shows at unique spots all across the bay.
This HellaFunny comedy show takes place at the just-opened Mesa more...
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| 7:30 pm | FREE: SF’s “Laugh GPT” AI-Powered Comedy Night (The Function) |
FREE*
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| 7:30 pm | $1 Margaritas & “Disco Taco Tuesday” at Underdogs (SoMa) |
FREE*
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| 12:00 pm | SF’s Free Concerts & Food Trucks: “Civic Center Soundtrack” (Every Tue/Thu) |
FREE |
| 8:00 pm | The Comedown Tour: Smokedope2016 Live (Regency Ballroom) |
$65.62 |
| 8:30 pm | $6 Drive-In Movie Night in Concord & San Jose |
$6*
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Wednesday, May 20, 2026
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Wednesday, May 20 – 12:00 pm - Ends at 1:00 pm |
Cost: FREE | Yerba Buena Gardens (Esplanade)
Wed, May 20 | 12:00pm – 1:00pm
Crepe Myrtle Garden, Yerba Buena Gardens
3rd St. between Mission and Howard Sts.
San Francisco, CA
FREE | RSVP
Wednesdays at Noon. Free RSVP encouraged, drop-ins are welcome.
More dates more...
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| 4:30 pm | $1 Wing Wednesdays at Underdogs Cantina (SoMa) |
FREE*
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| 7:30 pm | FREE “Hook-Up Horror Stories” Tindervention Stand-Up Comedy Show (SF) |
FREE*
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| 7:30 pm | “Conversations in Music” w/ Chaka Khan Live (SF) |
$96*
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| 9:00 am | Japanese Tea Garden’s Free Admission Hour (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE*
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| 11:00 am | Free Admission Day at Yerba Buena Center for the Arts (YBCA) |
FREE |
| 11:00 am | “Biblio Bistro” Farmers’ Market Cooking School | UN Plaza |
FREE |
| 11:00 am | Free Admission Day at Yerba Buena Center for the Arts (YBCA) |
FREE |
| 4:00 pm | ‘Midweek Melodies’ Free Happy Hour Concert (Golden Gate Park) |
FREE |
| 6:00 pm | Bay Bridge’s “Bay Lights” Return: Grand Lighting Celebration |
FREE |
| 6:00 pm | “Wiener Wednesday” Free Hot Dog Night at Rye (SF) |
FREE*
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| 7:00 pm | Black Hammer’s Free “Hopped Up” Trivia Night (Every Wednesday) |
FREE |
| 7:00 pm | North Beach Noir: Free “Renegade Cinema” Night of SF Films (2026) |
FREE*
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Thursday, May 21, 2026
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Thursday, May 21 – 12:30 pm - Ends at 1:30 pm |
Cost: FREE | Great Lawn, Yerba Buena Gardens
Thu, May 21 | 12:30pm – 1:30pm
Great Lawn, Yerba Buena Gardens
Mission St. between 3rd & 4th Sts.
San Francisco, CA
The pandemic spawned many unlikely musical connections, but the story of Larry & more...
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| 4:00 pm | 1st Annual Cole Valley Nights “Short Film Fest” (SF) |
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| 5:00 pm | “Third Thursdays on Treat” Free Night Market (SF) |
FREE |
| 7:00 pm | Oakland’s Free POC Comedy Night (Temescal) |
FREE*
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| 7:30 pm | FREE “Hecklers Welcome” SF’s First Stand-Up Comedy Show That Invites Heckling |
FREE*
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